Current Events > "Hey ASSHOLE!...Hey ASSHOLE!"

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I provoked someone into rage against me. I was getting into a lane and apparently I didn't see this guy, and he had to stop short to avoid hitting me. Well, it wasn't enough for him that we didn't crash. He starts tailgating me, and driving up on the side, both windows down, and he kept saying, "Hey ASSHOLE!...Hey ASSHOLE!"
Roadrage is bad around here, so I didn't even look at him, I just put my gps to a police station, and I was about to call 911, 'cause honestly, this guy just couldn't leave well enough alone. Like what the fuck could I do for him now anyways. But, fortunately, he finally turned away, and I went home.
But I gotta say, I felt very naked without my gun. I have a license to carry, but I was just picking up groceries. :/

Thought you were re-narrating Louis CK's 'SABOD' bit and left disappointed.

Roadrage is awful, I don't know why some people get so bent up with it. If I get pissed at someone I just honk and leave it be after that. No need to waste your energy on random strangers.