Current Events > Report: Facebook workers are reportedly under duress as Meta stock craters

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CRON
10/31/22 2:09:37 PM
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/facebook-workers-are-reportedly-under-duress-as-meta-stock-craters/ar-AA13uDlp

https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-managers-are-warning-employees-of-impending-layoffs-meta-2022-10

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Ivynn
10/31/22 2:10:20 PM
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lol

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MarcoRubio
10/31/22 2:10:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/4/AAZdM4AADj4I.jpg

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Mearcstapa
10/31/22 2:10:37 PM
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my schadenfreude is off the charts.

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ShotWaifu
10/31/22 2:10:49 PM
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Social media dying thank god
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CADE_FOSTER
10/31/22 2:11:25 PM
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The lizard person Mark did this to himself he has no one to blame but himself
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CRON
10/31/22 2:20:33 PM
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Bump just because this is good news
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DoesntMatter
10/31/22 2:23:08 PM
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can't buck the Zuck

cuz he's already bucking himself

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CADE_FOSTER
10/31/22 2:24:40 PM
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Why couldnt this idiot be like Tom and sell it and just fuck off
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Were_Wyrm
10/31/22 2:27:17 PM
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vr is so fetch

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Popcorn2000
10/31/22 2:30:23 PM
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I get laughing at zuck but these workers dont deserve this
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CRON
10/31/22 2:34:47 PM
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Popcorn2000 posted...
I get laughing at zuck but these workers dont deserve this
They're paid handsomely, have relatively simple jobs, and can simply find work at another tech giant.
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ChopinList
10/31/22 2:35:17 PM
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lmao

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Halo478
10/31/22 2:35:38 PM
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dont they all have stock options aswell i dont feel bad for them

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Master_Bass
10/31/22 2:37:48 PM
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Popcorn2000 posted...
I get laughing at zuck but these workers dont deserve this
This. This is proof a company shouldn't be held hostage to the whims of some rich out of touch asshole.

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ultimate_reaver
10/31/22 2:38:29 PM
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fuck yes! people under duress! i love this!

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SimulationSwarm
10/31/22 2:41:54 PM
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Halo478 posted...
dont they all have stock options aswell i dont feel bad for them
The stock options arent options per se - they are wired into their pay whether they want it or not. So if the stock is down, they suffer. Or something like that.
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Etna
10/31/22 2:46:13 PM
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Zuck got cucked, now the workers get fucked

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K181
10/31/22 2:54:08 PM
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I mean.... if I was a Facebook employee and given Meta stock, I would've sold it immediately. It's pretty damn obviously not going anywhere.

And if given the option to buy in, I would've lolnoped.

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divot1338
10/31/22 3:07:01 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
vr is so fetch
Stop trying to make vr happen, Gretchen.

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SergeantGander
10/31/22 3:15:53 PM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
fuck yes! people under duress! i love this!

Lol

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ScazarMeltex
10/31/22 3:25:25 PM
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Yeah...this is no one's fault but the Zuck.

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NeonOctopuses
10/31/22 3:28:43 PM
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ShotWaifu posted...
Social media dying thank god


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Bleuets
10/31/22 3:41:02 PM
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Fuck the Zuck
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lifespeedrunner
10/31/22 3:43:33 PM
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Messed up. This is why I hate corporate America.
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CRON
10/31/22 3:44:01 PM
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ShotWaifu posted...
Social media dying thank god

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TomClark
10/31/22 4:02:22 PM
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I feel bad for the workers. I do not feel bad for Zuck.

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SimulationSwarm
10/31/22 4:12:38 PM
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K181 posted...
I mean.... if I was a Facebook employee and given Meta stock, I would've sold it immediately. It's pretty damn obviously not going anywhere.

And if given the option to buy in, I would've lolnoped.
Like I said, I think the stock is tied into their wages
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Anony1125
10/31/22 4:13:29 PM
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Who cares about the workers? I just feel bad for Mark Zuckerberg, what did he do to deserve this?

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