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masterpug53
11/01/22 9:09:34 AM
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Wait I worry what you heard was, Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, 'give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?

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MabusIncarnate
11/01/22 9:17:33 AM
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Generic egg product in a carton and turkey bacon, got it.

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saspa
11/01/22 9:30:30 AM
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The calzones... betrayed me?

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sabin017
11/01/22 9:31:45 AM
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Requiem for a Tuesday

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CE_gonna_CE
11/01/22 9:33:51 AM
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Theres only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water thats lying about being milk.

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masterpug53
11/01/22 9:37:13 AM
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I'm pretty sure I can get her a job at Tim Hautner's sawmill. He owes me a favor. I built his sawmill.

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masterpug53
11/02/22 11:59:11 AM
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Im not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

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MC_BatCommander
11/02/22 12:00:21 PM
#8:


Don't half ass two things, whole ass one thing.

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HornyLevel
11/02/22 12:05:41 PM
#9:


You had me at meat tornado.

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Ilishe
11/02/22 12:14:09 PM
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Fishing relaxes me. Its like yoga, except I still get to kill something.


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Dorfmann_
11/02/22 12:22:05 PM
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Dear Frozen Yogurt,

You are the celery of deserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
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Ivynn
11/02/22 12:23:24 PM
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Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat. And cats are pointless.

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CE_gonna_CE
11/02/22 12:47:04 PM
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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets

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AldousIsDead
11/02/22 12:48:47 PM
#14:


Can I have spam and hash?

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MrKapowski
11/02/22 1:00:48 PM
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When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I dont really care about them.

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thx1138
11/02/22 1:01:49 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Generic egg product in a carton and turkey bacon, got it.

forget turkey bacon it has no flavor it ls like cardboard

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CE_gonna_CE
11/02/22 1:05:19 PM
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I dont want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

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masterpug53
11/02/22 1:11:06 PM
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Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award.

It's been a real whirlwind.

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Tom_Joad
11/02/22 1:12:23 PM
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So you want spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, bacon, spam, spam, and spam?

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CE_gonna_CE
11/02/22 1:14:47 PM
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On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

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Ivynn
11/02/22 2:28:15 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I dont really care about them.

One of my fav quotes, MrKrawolski.

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DoesntMatter
11/02/22 2:32:10 PM
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There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

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masterpug53
11/02/22 2:35:51 PM
#23:


I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the Earth.

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matteus70
11/02/22 2:38:35 PM
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TaylorHeinicke
11/02/22 2:44:38 PM
#25:


butthole

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