Current Events > Twitter: You can now pay $500 to get unbanned

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What other ideas should we give Elon?

Mandatory twitter login to drive your Tesla

You can now pay $1000 to have all your tweets automatically be converted into
This tweet:
The Trent:
memes

you can pay $500 to ban someone else

ANort175 posted...

You can now pay $1000 to have all your tweets automatically be converted into
This tweet:
The Trent:
memes

Far too cheap for this benefit

Powdered_Toast posted...

you can pay $500 to ban someone else

Oh fuck

Elon would make bank

if you say Elon is a genius and slurp him you get paid a monthly salary of $1800 which can increase based on your reach and how hard your slurp

If you vow allegiance to Russia you get a Twitter Blue discount.

$5000 to drop Elon in a dunk tank. But instead of water, its just full of shit

$100 to have someone banned.

also that $500 has to be paid in doge

$2000 to have all your tweets from more than 2 years ago stealth deleted

$5 per week to double the character limit

The_Popo posted...

$5 per week to double the character limit

That only works if obnoxious "13/ blah blah blah" reply-to-yourself threads are heavily policed.

Questionmarktarius posted...

That only works if obnoxious "13/ blah blah blah" reply-to-yourself threads are heavily policed.

I dont really see why Elon or Twitter would care, so long as its additional income. And idiots would pay it, even if they could otherwise just do multi-tweet threads.

They could even implement a fee to enable consecutive tweets in a threat.

twitter gold 12 bucks a month (+8 for checkmark, $20 total)

ANort175 posted...

You can now pay $1000 to have all your tweets automatically be converted into
This tweet:
The Trent:
memes

I would.

All teslas now come with a mandatory Twitter account, and blue subscription.

Tiered service for a meme stockpile, Twitter compliant app.

Twitter nfts and special colored marks for collecting them. (May only be seen by owner)

Twitter loot boxes of some sort.

Twitter gold, 20 dollar service that does what blue was supposed to, but doesn't now.

Twitter platinum, 25 dollar better version of gold.

Mars immigrant should get their own exclusive twitter platform called twitter red.

$500 dollars to change someone else's tweet into Comic Sans

Elon literally pulling out twitch streamer lolcow shit and making it policy.

Remember when people called this dipshit the real life Tony Stark?

Powdered_Toast posted...

you can pay $500 to ban someone else

He'd raise millions with people spending to ban his account.

How much to immunize against Kamiya block