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ShotWaifu
11/06/22 10:57:51 PM
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You suddenly get $1,000,000 deposited into your bank account on New Years Day. But for some reason, it is now January 1st, 2022 again. People think you're crazy when you tell them it should be 2023 and you got lost in time, and you can say you can prove it be accurately predicting who wins the College Football National Championship on January 10th. You say that Georgia will beat Alabama 33-18, but it turns out Georgia actually beats Alabama 24-21.

You are very confused, but you at least got the champion right. You realize the gravity of the situation, so you decide to place a bet on the Super Bowl. It's the beginning of the playoffs, and no one expects the Bengals to face the Rams in the Super Bowl. You tell everyone about your amazing bet, but when the Bengals play their first playoff game, they lose to the Las Vegas Raiders. The Kansas City Chiefs end up beating the Tampa Bay Bucs in the Super Bowl.

Now you realize the year is going to play out very differently. Further complicating everything, you realize Sidney Poitier is alive. It turns out, nothing is going exactly as you remember it. People die on different days. People survive the whole year that died. Some of the friends you remember having kids or getting pregnant don't. The year is completely different.

You can't even go and see a movie you loved in 2022 without noticing the script is different. It's roughly the same plot, but it's different enough where you can't tell somebody how it will go and them believe you that you are technically from the future.

Everything that you remember happening at the exact moment you remember it, is now different. Your days at work are different. People are present at different days. People get fired or quit on different days. The only consistent thing that stays the same for you is technology. Everything everyone uses is basically the same, with any release dates falling on or around the time of what you remember.

You can't wait to get to January 1st again. You think this is a glitch in reality, but you think you can roll over to 2023. You fear that you will repeat the year again, so you made backup plans to take advantage of the "Groundhog Year" to the best of your ability. And when New Years Day hits again...it is now January 1st, 2021.

And so the cycle repeats.

Do you accept this deal?
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pegusus123456
11/06/22 11:00:39 PM
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That sounds like a version of hell you'd see in a Twilight Zone episode so no.

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g0ldie
11/06/22 11:01:50 PM
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once I'm wiped out of existence, will I eventually be born, or am I gone for good?

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ShotWaifu
11/06/22 11:03:54 PM
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Oh I forgot the rules:

-The OP was just an example of what could happen. It's not going to go exactly as that, and you will still get some things right.

-You age normally. You don't become a baby.

-You refresh $1,000,000 every year.

-No one will believe you. You may get some things exactly right, but people will still be skeptical. And it wouldn't matter anyway, because the year would turn over again.

-If you happen to marry someone they will age with you but will have their birthday move backwards to match their aging.

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Arcanine2009
11/06/22 11:15:28 PM
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Does my body get deaged too?

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ShotWaifu
11/06/22 11:35:44 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Does my body get deaged too?

No. You age normally.
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ForsakenHermit
11/06/22 11:43:41 PM
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If that happens the things I want will never be invented in my lifetime.

Easiest no deal.

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