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Smackems
11/13/22 7:33:08 PM
#151:


He seems like he's everywhere at all times

But that's the power of meth. Teleportation

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Smackems
11/14/22 9:06:26 PM
#152:


Wow

it DEAD

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/22 7:38:03 PM
#153:


Poop?

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Smackems
11/15/22 10:36:21 PM
#154:


No

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MrMallard
11/16/22 4:27:52 AM
#155:


I'm about to binge drink myself to sleep. I finished at 8pm and I have to be back at 7am. There's no way in hell I'm getting to sleep that soon without getting tanked.

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Smackems
11/16/22 1:44:14 PM
#156:


MrMallard posted...
I'm about to binge drink myself to sleep. I finished at 8pm and I have to be back at 7am. There's no way in hell I'm getting to sleep that soon without getting tanked.
Iirc you work a pretty physically tough job right

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MrMallard
11/16/22 2:24:28 PM
#157:


Smackems posted...
Iirc you work a pretty physically tough job right
Yeah, laundry worker. We do everything by hand, and my job is to load and unload industrial sized washers and dryers all day.

Anyway, I got up in time for work through the incredible power of binge-drinking!!!

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Smackems
11/16/22 2:44:47 PM
#158:


MrMallard posted...
Yeah, laundry worker. We do everything by hand, and my job is to load and unload industrial sized washers and dryers all day.

Anyway, I got up in time for work through the incredible power of binge-drinking!!!
Oh hey I've done that before! I used to help my mom with it when she worked a different side of a dry cleaner. She'd have these giant quilts and blankets and shit that when wet were over 80 lbs and I'd come load unload and hang em up for her

I was also in super good shape in that point of my life so I just saw it as added workout

Also washed clothes that were on dead people at funeral homes for her. She wasn't into that lol

Her boss man was completely fine with me doing that stuff for her. He was an mma guy and could do it, but he had so much responsibility elsewhere at the same time that he welcomed me helping. I didn't get paid tho that was the only stipulation

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MrMallard
11/16/22 4:50:03 PM
#159:


I should probably go home, pretty sure I'm catching a cold and I feel like shit from the drinking and from overworking. I have like 33 hours of time in lieu so I'll see what's up.

Edit: they told me to take a COVID test. Test is negative so back to work. Fuck.

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IfGodCouldDie
11/16/22 6:21:22 PM
#160:


MrMallard posted...
I should probably go home, pretty sure I'm catching a cold and I feel like shit from the drinking and from overworking. I have like 33 hours of time in lieu so I'll see what's up.

Edit: they told me to take a COVID test. Test is negative so back to work. Fuck.
Thats why I always keep a positive test in my back pocket so I can switch it out after they test me.

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Questionmarktarius
11/16/22 6:22:44 PM
#161:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Thats why I always keep a positive test in my back pocket so I can switch it out after they test me.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/22 6:42:55 PM
#162:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Thats why I always keep a positive test in my back pocket so I can switch it out after they test me.

This is brilliant hopefully I still have my positive test somewhere.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/22 8:38:34 PM
#163:


I never got a positive test result on paper.... they just texted me i'm positive.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 12:47:36 AM
#164:


So pissed the house I went down and offered and signed on got accepted by another buyer. I asked for an appraisal and they didn't like that because I would have wiggle room to knock the price down. It sure as FUCK wasn't goin up.

I sure hope they call back while I got 3 other places lined up already. Cock suckers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWN_TQV0TQ

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a-c-a-b
11/17/22 6:07:12 PM
#165:


Having my first of many nogs for this year. First time trying it with Kraken. I made the mix a bit light (at least by my standards) cuz Kraken is pretty much black and I didn't know how it would go.

It's fucking great though. I'll try making the next one a bit stronger.

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BlazinBlue88
11/17/22 6:11:37 PM
#166:


a-c-a-b posted...
Having my first of many nogs for this year. First time trying it with Kraken. I made the mix a bit light (at least by my standards) cuz Kraken is pretty much black and I didn't know how it would go.

It's fucking great though. I'll try making the next one a bit stronger.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/3/AAaYRLAAD5IH.jpg
I agree Kraken works great with eggnog. Prior to that, I tried Bacardi Spiced Rum and it was a mess. I think the Kraken is less watery than the Bacardi and tastes more sweet so it blends better with egg nog. If you have any cinnamon in the house, stir some of that in your drink. It gives the drink an extra Christmas pop.

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a-c-a-b
11/17/22 6:22:13 PM
#167:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I agree Kraken works great with eggnog. Prior to that, I tried Bacardi Spiced Rum and it was a mess. I think the Kraken is less watery than the Bacardi and tastes more sweet so it blends better with egg nog. If you have any cinnamon in the house, stir some of that in your drink. It gives the drink an extra Christmas pop.
Unfortunately I've no cinnamon.

I usually mix it with spiced rum, but never anything as dark as Kraken before. I usually go for Sailor Jerrys or something like that.

Someone on CE recently suggested mixing eggnog with peanut butter whiskey. I really wanna try that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 8:00:29 PM
#168:


That actually doesn't sound like a bad drink peanut butter whiskey and egg nog??? I could get into that maybe.

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YugiNoob
11/17/22 8:03:35 PM
#169:


Smh Johnny cant properly do a seconds game

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 8:12:13 PM
#170:


Yeah Jaudiced Buttlicker

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 8:14:37 PM
#171:


You shit fucks are looking at the edited time the ORIGINAL POST was 58... VAMPIRE.. SUCK IT AND SIT DOWN.

Ok I was lookin at minutes here. I fucked up and now im pissed and drinking so BACK OFF.

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BlazinBlue88
11/17/22 9:07:53 PM
#172:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That actually doesn't sound like a bad drink peanut butter whiskey and egg nog??? I could get into that maybe.
Same. I love peanut butter anything so it wouldn't take much for me to taste test that.

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CanuckCowboy
11/17/22 9:10:50 PM
#173:


Fuck sheepdog peanut butter whiskey and eggnog would be incredible probly.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 9:11:49 PM
#174:


Ok either tomorrow or Saturday i'm gonna pick up some peanut butter whiskey and eggnog. And if ACAB is wrong ohhhhhhh holy shit am I gonna just keep drinkin it.

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a-c-a-b
11/17/22 9:25:49 PM
#175:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ok either tomorrow or Saturday i'm gonna pick up some peanut butter whiskey and eggnog. And if ACAB is wrong ohhhhhhh holy shit am I gonna just keep drinkin it.
Blame @Apherosylove

She's the one who put the idea in my head.

I'm gonna do one of my beer and liquor runs in the morning. I'll be looking for a bottle of it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 9:33:14 PM
#176:


Speaking of her. I'm pissed off she abandoned us in the Discord.

Just realized today Thanks giving is coming up real fast. Talked to my brother in Arizona and he's having ribs.... I'm like fuck that I want Turkey and I don't wanna drive 2 hours in the car with my other brother.

I'm just gonna get a small Turkey breast and do that and get fuckin LOAAAAAADED and watch the Giants/Cowboys game.

Also @MabusIncarnate What was the bet we made for Sundays game? I honestly can't remember but we did bet something.

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 9:44:37 PM
#177:


I think we decided on winner gets to decide losers signature until 2023

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ApherosyLove
11/17/22 9:47:53 PM
#178:


If you guys don't like it, I will be the first to apologize for you having absolute shit taste.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 9:48:05 PM
#179:


Oh yeah. DAMN it sucks everything I think of is going to be bannable.

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 9:54:28 PM
#180:


You are gonna get some brony shit

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 9:56:19 PM
#181:


Ohhhh you wanna play that game do ya? Well I .... i'll think of something.

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:09:04 PM
#182:


Been playing Mario Strikers with da boyz

I can't reply in that topic Johnny cuz I have vegy on ignore. He's the only one I got on ignore I think

He's annoying

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:10:30 PM
#183:


I think so too but he posts nice women. If I can get a good shit post out of it, win win.

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:12:20 PM
#184:


It's colder n a yetis foreskin

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:14:49 PM
#185:


It's like 38 what you got Smackers?

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:16:07 PM
#186:


hell I don't know

cold

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:16:26 PM
#187:


And all I got is this sleeveless jacket

And these double posts

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 10:16:56 PM
#188:


26 here right now, this never happens in November here. We had rain last Christmas.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:17:26 PM
#189:


I just had to look it up for you it's 31 there. Stop your bitching.

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:20:27 PM
#190:


It's 30 here

Since I got that flu man I can't handle the cold as well

And also sleeveless jacket

I smoke outside so

Fuck

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:22:05 PM
#192:


Smackems posted...
It's 30 here

I smoke outside so

Fuck

Open a window dummy. Problem solved.


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Smackems
11/17/22 10:23:50 PM
#193:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Open a window dummy. Problem solved.
My cat fucked my curtains I can't even get back there

And he peed on my fucking door

That little SHIT

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:24:52 PM
#194:


I think i'm gonna get modded tonight over Old El Paso Tacos.

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 10:28:51 PM
#195:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just had to look it up for you it's 31 there. Stop your bitching.
At over 2,000 foot elevation, we are usually 6 to 8 degrees colder than the plateau.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:29:24 PM
#196:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80237506

Taco fight. I was talking to Smackems anyway though he's just a big baby.

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/22 10:31:03 PM
#198:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAakoXAAD5L8.jpg
There you sumbitch

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Smackems
11/17/22 10:31:34 PM
#199:


Mfs be shittin on the walls n shit

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/22 10:32:33 PM
#200:


Hey I never asked you what the temperature was there to begin with godamn you. So unless you wanna settle this in Mario Party I suggest you step back.

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