Current Events > You ever been caught deeding? >____>

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I got caught once. Like over 10 years ago, there were roofers working on my house, and me being a young and dumb Neon, I thought to myself "Gee golly! I could go for a nice deed right now! >_>" >_> So I retire to my room and start going to town. But I didn't realize that the roofers were literally right outside my window working on the roof until I was already halfway through my session. So I aborted the deed sesh and ran into a different room out of embarrassment, all the while the roofers were laughing as I left lol

What your story(s), CE?

At least this didnt happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc

No

my college roommate had just left for class so i had like JUST started. he was maybe 30 seconds out the door. got to my computer, pulled up some pr0n, but my dumbass forgot to lock the door. fortunately i was still wearing pants and just kinda lightly starting, but he did see suspect material on the screen when he came back because he forgot something

he was like OPE and grabbed something real quick then left. we never spoke about it afterwards

TaylorHeinicke posted...

my college roommate had just left for class so i had like JUST started. he was maybe 30 seconds out the door. got to my computer, pulled up some pr0n, but my dumbass forgot to lock the door. fortunately i was still wearing pants and just kinda lightly starting, but he did see suspect material on the screen when he came back because he forgot something

he was like OPE and grabbed something real quick then left. we never spoke about it afterwards

Me and my college roommate actually had some deeding terms we hashed out at the beginning of the semester lol. Basically if one of us wanted to deed while the other was out, we just text each other "I need 20 minutes" or something so we wouldn't walk in on it.

The funny thing is that he had a GF the entire semester (i didn't have one that semester), but he deeded WAAAAAAAAAAY more than I did >_> Like how is that possible? Now I know why he initiated it lol

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Well... what happened?

DKBananaSlamma posted...

The funny thing is that he had a GF the entire semester (i didn't have one that semester), but he deeded WAAAAAAAAAAY more than I did >_> Like how is that possible? Now I know why he initiated it lol

gotta get the poison out first so you don't explode upon first thrust

I think it's more that she was barely having sex with him >_> they probably only did it like 1-2 times a month

"Don't come in"
"How come"
"I'm doing some self congratulatory stuff and won't stop if you enter"

They entered

gunplagirl posted...

"Don't come in"
"How come"
"I'm doing some self congratulatory stuff and won't stop if you enter"

They entered

Same story.

"Don't come in, I'm jacking off."
*comes in*
"BRUH!"
"I thought you were joking!"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAJmR2AADU5q.jpg

Once, by my brother. It was late one night, and I couldn't sleep. So, yeah. After a while I heard him walking down the hallway, and you need to go past my room to get to the bathroom I assumed that's what he was doing. Instead he just opens my door and walks in. I didn't have time to hide what I was doing, but it was pitch dark. He told me that my pet rat was making noise and keeping him awake and I should move it from the living room into mine. I just said okay and waited on him to leave. He just stood there for a moment, then left.

Idk if he knew what I was doing, or if it just took him a moment to process that I wasn't positioned to sleep or what. We never spoke of it.

I really hope he didn't see anything, because it was totally dark, but maybe his eyes were adjusted to see a bit and I was just sitting there still in hand afraid to move. lol

One time my wife caught me deeding after I turned her down for sex. I was tired and just wanted my nut.

I slept on the couch that night.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

One time my wife caught me deeding after I turned her down for sex. I was tired and just wanted my nut.

I slept on the couch that night.

lol that sucks

no, but I've been caught watching porn.

Yeah.

most awkward funeral ever

lol

DKBananaSlamma posted...

The funny thing is that he had a GF the entire semester (i didn't have one that semester), but he deeded WAAAAAAAAAAY more than I did >_> Like how is that possible? Now I know why he initiated it lol

When I was in high school, I had sex with my gf right before leaving her house, then drove home which was only 5 mins away. As soon as I got home, I deeded. It wasn't because the sex wasn't good. I definitely finished. It was because my sex drive was/is that high.Thankfully, hers was too. We probably averaged 3-5 times a week.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Me and my college roommate actually had some deeding terms we hashed out at the beginning of the semester lol. Basically if one of us wanted to deed while the other was out, we just text each other "I need 20 minutes" or something so we wouldn't walk in on it.

The funny thing is that he had a GF the entire semester (i didn't have one that semester), but he deeded WAAAAAAAAAAY more than I did >_> Like how is that possible? Now I know why he initiated it lol

how were her boobs

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

how were her boobs

She was pretty flat

Thankfully no. But in a similar vein, my mom caught my ex and I having sex before. My ex just couldn't help but to moan, so my mom overheard that. And my mom was the "No sex under my roof" type of parent so she got mad like "you better not be having sex in there!" I have never put on clothes so fast in my life lol.

I got pretty close once.

bump

>__>

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Yeah a couple times at a place I stayed for uni (not campus dorms just a place in town)

sauceje posted...

Yeah a couple times at a place I stayed for uni (not campus dorms just a place in town)

Go on....

Girl I met on Maple Story and I used to talk a lot on Skype, if that counts.

When I lived in a duplex there were these three sisters that lived below me. We could all pretty much hear eachother when we were at it.

Me and one of them had a weird half hour window of time where no one else was in the house and we'd go at it at the same time in some kinky mutual shit. We never talked about it, but it happened fairly regularly.

Not only did I get caught deeding in my teens, I got grounded for deeding.

Yes. Most (relatively) funny story of mine is 13 year old me doing it, but covering myself just in time as my mom walked in, but as I was talking to her the Penthouse magazine I was using was slowly sliding off the side of the bed. As she was making her way out of the room it finally fell and I caught it, but half of it was sticking out past the overhanging blanket visible as day and she saw it.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

One time my wife caught me deeding after I turned her down for sex. I was tired and just wanted my nut.

I slept on the couch that night.

Is she not aware of "Nature's Sleep Aid For Men"? :P

Young, dumb, and full of Neon

yes

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Go on....

The door didn't lock very well or something, I don't rember. Two of them were literally roommates, one of them was a guy who lived in the same place but in another room.
I'd just stop and dress myself up when it happened

No, when Im on my own its over real fast.

Never been caught

Nosferatu_Zodd posted...

Young, dumb, and full of Neon

lol. We all have a little bit of Neon inside of us, whether we want to admit it or not.

Yes and the damn librarian won't stop bothering me about it.
I have it on mute already, isn't that enough?

Delta_Force posted...

Yes and the damn librarian won't stop bothering me about it.
I have it on mute already, isn't that enough?

Apparently there was a guy in my college that was looking up porn on the library's computer and tons of people saw it, but were too creeped out to tell him. I think someone eventually told the staff and they confronted him and told him to leave. I wish I was there to see it >_>

That reminds me of a video clip I saw where some pranksters knew an acquaintance of theirs used porn moans for a ring tone so they dialed his phone while he was in a quiet library, blasting the porn moan ring tone throughout the building for everyone to hear....

Never actually got caught in the deed, but I did take my fleshlight into the shower with me once. I forgot about it and my mom found it. -_-;