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GranQroppoop
11/28/22 1:05:03 AM
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Cavs Cedi Ossman possibly from Mars or just had some stomach acid knocked out of him

https://twitter.com/mikethu/status/1597058198225457153

https://twitter.com/mbakeman01/status/1597038781651365888

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Vicious_Dios
11/28/22 1:07:07 AM
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If that's actually brain liquid then holy shit.

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Smashingpmkns
11/28/22 1:08:03 AM
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That's gatorade

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Touch
11/28/22 1:08:31 AM
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That's mustard

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Chicken
11/28/22 1:09:27 AM
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You mean yall dont piss out of your ear?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/28/22 1:09:57 AM
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That's Ricky Tan

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Ratchetrockon
11/28/22 2:19:00 AM
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wtf

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frozenstar
11/28/22 2:27:30 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
That's gatorade
it's either this or throw up, or gatorate upchucked

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Vyrulisse
11/28/22 2:30:22 AM
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I thought this topic was gonna be about Sam Cassell

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bnui_ransder
11/28/22 2:31:25 AM
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Could be some kind of sinus infection that ruptured due to the impact

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Flockaveli
11/28/22 2:31:45 AM
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That's mucus baby

Not just your regular old stuffiness but an infection
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Norman_Smiley
11/28/22 2:47:03 AM
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Expected Giannis.

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MrWingnut
11/28/22 2:54:50 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I thought this topic was gonna be about Sam Cassell
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
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MICHALECOLE
11/28/22 3:09:06 AM
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THATS Ricky tan?!
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Waddlez
11/28/22 6:03:33 AM
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Ew

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Shotgunnova
11/28/22 6:23:57 AM
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The god of three-pointers, Ray AlIen, walked among us all this time. The second "L" was just a capital "I".

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Hornezz
11/28/22 6:27:25 AM
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When you fall so hard you sneeze a bit of pee

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Dreepapult
11/28/22 6:28:08 AM
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Bile or mucus?

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Robot2600
11/28/22 7:55:30 AM
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vomited gatorade

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NeonTentacles
11/28/22 7:56:42 AM
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It's probably gatorade he vomited lol

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Questionmarktarius
11/28/22 12:23:45 PM
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Anyone have an actual article about this, that isn't an "article" made of stringing a dozen tweets together?
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Srk700
11/28/22 12:32:00 PM
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Not a surprise. I mean, we've already had Sam Cassell and Dennis Rodman after all.
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__aCEr__
11/28/22 12:52:03 PM
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Is this Space Jam 3?

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Trickfinger
11/28/22 12:52:47 PM
#24:


What the fuck lmao

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Mizznox
11/28/22 1:35:57 PM
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I love that you actually hear someone say "It's yellow, what the fuck?"

But yeah, either he vomited up a little or a sinus infection got dislodged.

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MarcoRubio
11/28/22 1:40:14 PM
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Cerebral fluid is that color, but I don't think that's what it is

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Letron_James
11/28/22 1:41:38 PM
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Probably a sinus infection, as if it were anything else he would be dead

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/28/22 1:44:29 PM
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reptilian confirmed.
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GranQroppoop
11/28/22 1:49:05 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Anyone have an actual article about this, that isn't an "article" made of stringing a dozen tweets together?

I wish, I watched the game live and thought it was a sinus infection but wanted to know more and only found suggested reasons and the alien jokes. He gave a post-game interview and didn't say anything, they play again tonight so maybe it will come up in the pre-game reports.

Sinus infection, brain fluid, vomit, or a blood issue caused by the liver or pancreas that makes it yellow are what I've seen suggested.

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MICHALECOLE
11/28/22 2:20:03 PM
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Letron_James posted...
Probably a sinus infection, as if it were anything else he would be dead
Look at the doctor over here
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