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lww99
11/28/22 3:39:35 PM
#1:


I have 1 hr before Ill be on a toilet. Dont know if I can make it

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Irony
11/28/22 3:40:14 PM
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That's what she said

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VampireCoyote
11/28/22 3:40:17 PM
#3:


Go to toilet now

stop thing

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lww99
11/28/22 3:40:57 PM
#4:


Im afraid to even pee bc its just going to open the flood gates, if you know what I mean

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lww99
11/28/22 3:47:07 PM
#5:


You cant flex one muscle without flexing the other

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Heartomaton
11/28/22 3:48:16 PM
#6:


Imagine a dam breaking.

Imagine... the flood.

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lww99
11/28/22 3:48:40 PM
#7:


Fuck MEEEEE this sucks

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TheGoldenEel
11/28/22 3:49:16 PM
#8:


Why are you able to pee but not shit

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bsp77
11/28/22 3:53:19 PM
#9:


Yeah, mine already has a crack in it

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120DrowzeeFur
11/28/22 3:53:43 PM
#10:


Your ass is already split in half.

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lww99
11/28/22 3:53:56 PM
#11:


Long story but I cant really poop at work anymore lol, just dont have the time.

I mean emergencies can happen but yeah


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lww99
11/28/22 3:54:18 PM
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Yeah originally it was gonna say my ass is splitting in 2 lol

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LeCh0nk
11/28/22 3:54:59 PM
#13:


Let's MAKE SOME SOUP

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lww99
11/28/22 3:56:21 PM
#14:


Oh nothing soupy about this. Lumberjacks would have an easier time splitting tree logs.

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lord0fmud
11/28/22 3:58:38 PM
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I would like to *** down under a glass table. Then have you **** and **** yourself while I **** your ******. So you're just unable to do anything but ****. And ***, you could ***.
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TheGoldenEel
11/28/22 4:08:10 PM
#17:


lww99 posted...
Long story but I cant really poop at work anymore lol, just dont have the time.

I mean emergencies can happen but yeah
that is illegal my friend

go shit if you need to shit

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lww99
11/28/22 4:10:49 PM
#18:


theyve never said I cant. I do armed security and its just me at my site. So I have to pull other people from their jobs to watch the door while I use the bathroom. They dont mind but I cant just vanish for 10 mins either

when there was two of us, I would exclusively only shit at work basically lol

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