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Jennywentnorth8 11/29/22 12:32:00 AM #1: |
Do you take the deal?
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10 million straight fuck taxes. BUT every night you will be awakened by the feeling of a random spider crawling on your genitals. It only happens once a night, you are safe when you go back to sleep after dealing with the spider until the next night.The spider is picked completely at random from every spider currently in the world. You could get a regular ol house spider. Or you could get a bird eatin goliath. The only two things that are guaranteed is that you will always wake up, and there will always be a spider on your genitals when you do. What happens after that is completely up to you and the spider, so there is no guarantee you will get bit or anything. But if you fuck up and spook the poor feller good chance you might. Or maybe you just get unlucky with an aggressive ass spider that just says fuck it and immediately bites you. If you try to cover your genitals in any way that prevents the spider from initially getting to them, they will instead appear in your mouth and explode fuck you for trying to cheat. I hope you ain't a stomach sleeper cause if you are ya better cut a dick hole in that mattress Do you take it? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJKirby 11/29/22 12:34:29 AM #2: |
No, I'd rather die --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 11/29/22 12:36:38 AM #3: |
Gonna be a fuck no from me dawg --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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party_animal07 11/29/22 12:52:32 AM #4: |
You're literally just counting down the days til something maims or kills you. Not worth it. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 11/29/22 12:53:25 AM #5: |
give me the money --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenstar 11/29/22 12:54:43 AM #6: |
hell to the naw --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 11/29/22 12:58:00 AM #7: |
Sure --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 11/29/22 1:08:15 AM #8: |
Just surgically remove your genitals. Easy millionaire. --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CassandraCroft 11/29/22 1:12:19 AM #9: |
Hell no. Knowing my luck I would get a Red Back or a Sydney Funnel Web on my nuts. Is it me or are these money topics getting more and more ridiculous? --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 11/29/22 1:19:10 AM #10: |
What happens if I sleep during the day? --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 11/29/22 1:43:58 AM #11: |
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MabusIncarnate 11/29/22 1:49:28 AM #12: |
Can't wait for brown recluse day and I get skin necrosis on my pecker. Hard pass. --- Tending the significance to match a whimsied fable, tumult for the ignorant and purpose for the violence, a confused loose alliance forming them and us. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 11/29/22 6:36:05 AM #14: |
I'd die pretty quick since I always go beserk with spiders. I won't care about my safety, I'll be overtaken by an intense desire to slaughter it at any cost. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 11/29/22 6:42:54 AM #15: |
no arachnids shall touch my genitalia so f no. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeryFatKid 11/29/22 6:45:25 AM #17: |
No. Even if the deal was just "you never have a night of uninterrupted sleep again" i still wouldn't take it. --- The sun's no better off lately The sun's no better off now ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 11/29/22 6:53:18 AM #18: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Sure most spiders. But going by pure numbers, you're eventually going to wake up with a wolf spider on your dick --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 11/29/22 6:59:55 AM #19: |
Spiders are rad so I'd get an enclosure and put each one inside. It would be a kind of spider thunderdome where a new spider enters every morning but only one will survive to reign as the spider queen. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 11/29/22 7:12:09 AM #21: |
Was gonna take the deal for a one time event but if its nightly then hell no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stormvale12 11/29/22 8:09:50 AM #23: |
Kloe_Rinz posted... Was gonna take the deal for a one time event but if its nightly then hell no This. I misread it initially thinking it was a one-and-done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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