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Jennywentnorth8
11/29/22 12:32:00 AM
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Do you take the deal?


10 million straight fuck taxes.

BUT every night you will be awakened by the feeling of a random spider crawling on your genitals. It only happens once a night, you are safe when you go back to sleep after dealing with the spider until the next night.The spider is picked completely at random from every spider currently in the world. You could get a regular ol house spider. Or you could get a bird eatin goliath.

The only two things that are guaranteed is that you will always wake up, and there will always be a spider on your genitals when you do. What happens after that is completely up to you and the spider, so there is no guarantee you will get bit or anything. But if you fuck up and spook the poor feller good chance you might. Or maybe you just get unlucky with an aggressive ass spider that just says fuck it and immediately bites you. If you try to cover your genitals in any way that prevents the spider from initially getting to them, they will instead appear in your mouth and explode fuck you for trying to cheat. I hope you ain't a stomach sleeper cause if you are ya better cut a dick hole in that mattress

Do you take it?
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SSJKirby
11/29/22 12:34:29 AM
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No, I'd rather die

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TheGoldenEel
11/29/22 12:36:38 AM
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Gonna be a fuck no from me dawg

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party_animal07
11/29/22 12:52:32 AM
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You're literally just counting down the days til something maims or kills you. Not worth it.

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Nukazie
11/29/22 12:53:25 AM
#5:


give me the money

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frozenstar
11/29/22 12:54:43 AM
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hell to the naw

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Ratchetrockon
11/29/22 12:58:00 AM
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Sure

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HairyQueen
11/29/22 1:08:15 AM
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Just surgically remove your genitals. Easy millionaire.

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CassandraCroft
11/29/22 1:12:19 AM
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Hell no.

Knowing my luck I would get a Red Back or a Sydney Funnel Web on my nuts.

Is it me or are these money topics getting more and more ridiculous?

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PMarth2002
11/29/22 1:19:10 AM
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What happens if I sleep during the day?

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jumi
11/29/22 1:43:58 AM
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MabusIncarnate
11/29/22 1:49:28 AM
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Can't wait for brown recluse day and I get skin necrosis on my pecker.

Hard pass.

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BloodMoon7
11/29/22 6:36:05 AM
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I'd die pretty quick since I always go beserk with spiders. I won't care about my safety, I'll be overtaken by an intense desire to slaughter it at any cost.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/29/22 6:42:54 AM
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no arachnids shall touch my genitalia so f no.
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VeryFatKid
11/29/22 6:45:25 AM
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No. Even if the deal was just "you never have a night of uninterrupted sleep again" i still wouldn't take it.

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/29/22 6:53:18 AM
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Sure most spiders.

But going by pure numbers, you're eventually going to wake up with a wolf spider on your dick

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Pitlord_Special
11/29/22 6:59:55 AM
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Spiders are rad so I'd get an enclosure and put each one inside. It would be a kind of spider thunderdome where a new spider enters every morning but only one will survive to reign as the spider queen.

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Kloe_Rinz
11/29/22 7:12:09 AM
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Was gonna take the deal for a one time event but if its nightly then hell no
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Stormvale12
11/29/22 8:09:50 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Was gonna take the deal for a one time event but if its nightly then hell no

This. I misread it initially thinking it was a one-and-done.
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