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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 5:21:56 PM
#403:


DarkRoast posted...
I hate beaches even when Im wearing swim trunks and a T-shirt with sports bra. Thats how I went to beaches as a guy.
T-shirt, knee-shorts, and sun hat, is unisex. That takes care of both Ranmas at once.
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Medussa
12/16/22 5:32:46 PM
#404:


something something coarse and rough something something irritating something something something.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/16/22 7:56:31 PM
#405:


I actually really like beaches. I commonly walk by them and felt really comfy in my one-piece swimming suit that one time with my girlfriend.

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DarkRoast
12/17/22 10:26:09 AM
#407:


I HUNGER TODAY

Grrrrrrrr Palm Beach has SHIT food

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ElatedVenusaur
12/17/22 10:32:34 AM
#408:


DarkRoast posted...
I HUNGER TODAY

Grrrrrrrr Palm Beach has SHIT food
Well, you are eating for two. Lina best feed you.

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DarkRoast
12/17/22 10:35:47 AM
#409:


Lina is going on my dinner plate by sundown if she doesnt find me better food

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DarkRoast
12/17/22 10:49:37 AM
#411:


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I have like 3.5 months to go

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DarkRoast
12/17/22 11:03:18 AM
#412:


I want this motherfucking baby out of my motherfucking uterus

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ElatedVenusaur
12/17/22 11:08:41 AM
#413:


DarkRoast posted...
I want this motherfucking baby out of my motherfucking uterus
Just a few months to go!

I'm sorry, none of this sounds fun. One of my coworkers was talking about how she enjoyed being pregnant and wishes she could afford another child (she has three) so she could do it again, and I had to put a lot of effort into not looking at her like she's crazy because she is just the sweetest little thing.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
12/17/22 11:29:42 AM
#414:


DarkRoast posted...
I want this motherfucking baby out of my motherfucking uterus
Be patient, the baby will pop out in due time.

ElatedVenusaur posted...
I'm sorry, none of this sounds fun. One of my coworkers was talking about how she enjoyed being pregnant and wishes she could afford another child (she has three) so she could do it again, and I had to put a lot of effort into not looking at her like she's crazy because she is just the sweetest little thing.
Different people experience pregnancy differently.

While she might enjoy it, other women might not.

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DarkRoast
12/17/22 11:39:54 AM
#415:


ElatedVenusaur posted...
Just a few months to go!

I'm sorry, none of this sounds fun. One of my coworkers was talking about how she enjoyed being pregnant and wishes she could afford another child (she has three) so she could do it again, and I had to put a lot of effort into not looking at her like she's crazy because she is just the sweetest little thing.

Excuse me but what lol

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ElatedVenusaur
12/17/22 12:00:11 PM
#416:


DarkRoast posted...
Excuse me but what lol
Right? First and only person who I've heard give pregnancy a positive review.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/18/22 12:02:27 AM
#418:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTABF7H2BWM

Here, have one of my favorite songs. It has a really beautiful message!

I took my studs out yesterday...or, more accurately, my girlfriend did. I wore cute dangly earrings for the first time in my life and got super choked up from how euphoric that was, especially with her. She's been much more physical too: she wants to touch me and does so confidently: lots of squeezing and rubbing, like when I rested my head on her shoulder and she stroked my cheek, or how she grabbed me, pulled me to her, and rubbed my tummy.

I was freaking out today because I couldn't get my earrings in (probably I had the angle wrong and poked not-hole) and she spent the entire afternoon calming me down. God, I love her, she loves me, I'm tispy and rambling, I'm sorry, I hope Lina fed you well and you didn't have to eat her Amber.

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DarkRoast
12/18/22 12:06:02 PM
#419:


Oh don't be such a big baby, you can handle earrings.

Also, time to go back to peanut Island today. Gonna lesbian it up on the far side of the island hee hee hee hee

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DarkRoast
12/18/22 1:23:14 PM
#420:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AAeEwGAAEAOJ.jpg
Made out with Lina on that bench to the right for maximum degenerate PDA action

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DarkRoast
12/18/22 3:20:32 PM
#421:


I'm done with this island

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CyricZ
12/18/22 3:34:20 PM
#423:


Time to sink the island

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DarkRoast
12/18/22 3:48:36 PM
#424:


All these Floridians having a hard time dealing with the pregnant lesbian

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Foppe
12/18/22 3:49:19 PM
#425:


Fuck Florida.

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DarkRoast
12/18/22 3:56:52 PM
#426:


All the interracial lesbian married couple Florida can handle.

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CyricZ
12/18/22 4:30:02 PM
#427:


DarkRoast posted...
All the interracial lesbian married couple Florida can handle.
Turns out that it's "one" or perhaps "less than one"?

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DarkRoast
12/19/22 3:28:20 PM
#428:


Miami airport security is no bueno

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Foppe
12/19/22 3:36:45 PM
#429:


Fuck Florida.

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DarkRoast
12/19/22 3:39:20 PM
#430:


Foppe posted...
Fuck Florida.

Grump pregnant gender confused lesbian doctor coming through

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DarkRoast
12/19/22 4:27:13 PM
#431:


Fascinating, lady at the registration desk refused to call my wife a wife, instead only using the term partner. Some kind of religious thing. Frankly I don't give a s***, but come on.

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frozenstar
12/19/22 5:00:24 PM
#432:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx4jQJvwiVM

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frozenstar
12/19/22 5:01:52 PM
#433:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcmpSsOkdl4

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Foppe
12/19/22 5:13:10 PM
#434:


Foppe posted...
Fuck Florida.


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CyricZ
12/19/22 5:24:28 PM
#435:


DarkRoast posted...
Fascinating, lady at the registration desk refused to call my wife a wife, instead only using the term partner. Some kind of religious thing. Frankly I don't give a s***, but come on.
You ever stare at their faces as they do that? It's actually kind of fun to pick up on the signals of their brains mechanically chugging.

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DarkRoast
12/19/22 8:45:52 PM
#436:


CyricZ posted...
You ever stare at their faces as they do that? It's actually kind of fun to pick up on the signals of their brains mechanically chugging.

Nothing to gain by playing their game. The only winning move is not to play.


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ElatedVenusaur
12/19/22 10:00:00 PM
#437:


My friend Amber got an earring through my right ear, but we ran out of time before they got the left. I just fucked up the angle, jabbed myself, drew blood, and panicked lol.

But man, fuck Florida. It can't be swallowed up by the Atlantic soon enough. Well, it can be swallowed up as soon as all the decent folk have reached safety, at least.

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DarkRoast
12/20/22 1:39:09 AM
#438:


Duel of the Ambers

Just arrived in my hometown

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Foppe
12/20/22 1:56:19 AM
#439:


Myst be nice to sleep in your own bed again.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
12/20/22 2:41:48 AM
#440:


DarkRoast posted...
Duel of the Ambers

Just arrived in my hometown
Welcome Home!

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ElatedVenusaur
12/20/22 8:00:23 AM
#441:


I got my girlfriend a Mississippi candle from Homesick, since she grew up in Jackson, and she fucking loved it. She spent a good five minutes gushing about it via text, and ended on this: It smells like a hot sex party and, I, um, oh my, hehe

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Kakapo
12/20/22 8:01:39 AM
#442:


DarkRoast posted...
Zebra didn't seem to care. Or as I call them, cookies and cream flavored horses.
Just so you know, I am definitely stealing this for use in the future. I probably won't credit you, in the interests of full disclosure.

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DarkRoast
12/20/22 8:47:05 AM
#443:


ElatedVenusaur posted...
I got my girlfriend a Mississippi candle from Homesick, since she grew up in Jackson, and she fucking loved it. She spent a good five minutes gushing about it via text, and ended on this: It smells like a hot sex party and, I, um, oh my, hehe

She wants you, go for it my girl

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DarkRoast
12/20/22 8:47:25 AM
#444:


Kakapo posted...
Just so you know, I am definitely stealing this for use in the future. I probably won't credit you, in the interests of full disclosure.

Go ahead! I'm honored that anyone even liked it lol.

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DarkRoast
12/20/22 9:56:07 AM
#445:


Returned to work today.

I'm really starting to feel the impact of pregnancy on my energy, @Cleo_II

Also the kicking is ramping up significantly. More often and much harder.

My best friend and I are discussing names. It's his child too, so I think he needs to be at least that involved. Lina did us a favor and decided to step out of the naming equation because she'd rather the biological parents name the child.

We've both settled on Jade if it's a girl (signifying her Chinese heritage). Lina originally suggested Sakura, however I had to reject that one because I'm Chinese, not Japanese, and it makes me a bit uncomfortable.

The boy name list goes on and on and on. He's really into the name Gabriel, which I hate. I kinda like the ancient Greek author name Xenophon (usually shorted to Xeno). He's into Biblical era names, which I'm a bit ambivalent towards. I think Malachi is a cool name, though. So is Ezra. Or maybe something boring like Jonah.

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Tyranthraxus
12/20/22 10:02:21 AM
#446:


My only naming suggestion here is that you should be prepared to scream it at the top of your lungs inside a crowded shopping mall. I would probably avoid things like "Malachi"

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Mormaurd
12/20/22 10:04:10 AM
#447:


Ezra sounds dope, though it also sounds more like a girls name. Xenophon would lead to so much bullying in school.

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DarkRoast
12/20/22 10:06:03 AM
#448:


Yeah. I mean in all respect to him, this is his child as much as it is mine. So I do treat his naming opinions as equally valid. But some of them I just have to strike down for that very reason.

As for Xenophon, it's almost always shorted to Xeno in everyday use.

It's gonna be really hard to explain this kid's birth/conception story when they get older.

"Oh yeah your father and I were basically brothers for 30 years but then I became a girl and then you were born"


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DarkRoast
12/20/22 10:12:43 AM
#449:


Hey man if you have a uterus you might as well use it m I rite.

Also, Im forcing him to come to my delivery. Dude if you put this shit in me, you better be there when it comes out.

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CyricZ
12/20/22 10:35:56 AM
#450:


Despite Mr. Miller, Ezra is a nice name.

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Foppe
12/20/22 11:23:49 AM
#451:


If we go Biblican, what about Michael?
He was the motherfucking Archangel that asked God what the fuck he was doing, and he lived to tell the tale.

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CyricZ
12/20/22 11:24:53 AM
#452:


Kazfiel, the angel nobody knows about unless they've played SMT.

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