Current Events > Scenario: You make an appointment at the barbers but they prioritize Elon Musk

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You make an appointment at the barbers to get your hair cut because it looks awful. You arrive a few minutes early and wait as they finish up on their previous customer.

When suddenly Elon Musk walks through the door and is like "Yo guys, how it hanging? I need a new do like yesterday know what I'm sayin'? My hair looks worse than Will Smith's singing."

The barbers are star struck and lead Elon Musk right past you to what was supposed to be your chair and start preparing to cut his hair.

"Hey I had an appointment." you say

"Yeah but dude, it's Elon Musk." the barber says.

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How do you react?
What do you do?

So how did you come up with this one?

rexcrk posted...

So how did you come up with this one?

He's a badly made artificial intelligence, but his creator died before giving him a real body. Unfair is trapped in the internet and only has access to this site, so he seeks to learn all he can by algorithmically creating hypothetical situations to figure out how humans will react to various stimuli.

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Pegasus can never keep his story straight about me.

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UK is his operating system.

I wait my turn, get my hair cut, then flip them off, refuse to pay, and never come again.

I world record it and leave

Only one person can have their hair cut at a time in this particular barbers?

I'd approach Musk and say how awesome it is to meet him in person but don't want to be a douche and ask for a pic or anything.

RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...

I'd approach Musk and say how awesome it is to meet him in person but don't want to be a douche and ask for a pic or anything.

"You mean like you're doing now?"

I'd probably save the puppy

rexcrk posted...

So how did you come up with this one?

When there nothing to report, you gotta find ways to fuel that hate boner.

rexcrk posted...

So how did you come up with this one?

It's copy pasta. Usually it's a rapper that bursts through the door but TC used Elon Musk instead, cause he knows his audience.

A_Good_Boy posted...

It's copy pasta. Usually it's a rapper that bursts through the door but TC used Elon Musk instead, cause he knows his audience.

lol no it's not

A_Good_Boy posted...

It's copy pasta. Usually it's a rapper that bursts through the door but TC used Elon Musk instead, cause he knows his audience.

Haha true

rexcrk posted...

So how did you come up with this one?

To be honest, this happened to me when my barber's pastor walked in. I already hate these obnoxious seersucker wearing black pastors who think they're better than you and he fit the stereotype with his Steve Harvey swagger. Dude steps in front of me and takes the empty barber's chair even though I was next and had already waited an hour.

My barber quietly apologizes to me and tells me it wouldn't be right to waste a man of God's valuable times.

BB_mofo posted...

To be honest, this happened to me when my barber's pastor walked in. I already hate these obnoxious seersucker wearing black pastors who think they're better than you and he fit the stereotype with his Steve Harvey swagger. Dude steps in front of me and takes the empty barber's chair even though I was next and had already waited an hour.

My barber quietly apologizes to me and tells me it wouldn't be right to waste a man of God's valuable times.

Did you have an appointment?

BB_mofo posted...

To be honest, this happened to me when my barber's pastor walked in. I already hate these obnoxious seersucker wearing black pastors who think they're better than you and he fit the stereotype with his Steve Harvey swagger. Dude steps in front of me and takes the empty barber's chair even though I was next and had already waited an hour.

My barber quietly apologizes to me and tells me it wouldn't be right to waste a man of God's valuable times.

That kind of bs is why I still rock a afro and cornrows.

Do I inverse to Lauren Boebert if that way inclined?

A_Good_Boy posted...

Did you have an appointment?

This happened years ago when there were no such thing as appointments. Since then, my barber has died and her children sold the shop. It's too bad because I had known her since I was a toddler. She had also been my dad's barber and I would have probably got my first haircut from her if my grandfather hadn't insisted I get it from his barber instead.

So I felt an immediate visceral hatred for the guy when she said he was her pastor. I felt the dude was probably conning her out of her hard-earned money as he probably did the rest of his congregation. And I felt he had proved all my preconceptions about him when he cut in front of me and everyone else without asking.

BB_mofo posted...

This happened years ago when there were no such thing as appointments

wut

I wouldn't mind waiting as long as Elon paid like at least triple or quadruple the $$. If he paid what I paid, but got to cut in line then fuck him.

Octans posted...

I wouldn't mind waiting as long as Elon paid like at least triple or quadruple the $$. If he paid what I paid, but got to cut in line then fuck him.

I don't think they're going to tell you what he paid them.