Current Events > $77532523 but all toilet seats now have spikes.

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uwnim 12/06/22 5:05:04 PM #1:	If you arent careful, your butt will get stabbed whenever you sit on one. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:969963811] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>If you arent careful, your butt will get stabbed whenever you sit on one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 12/06/22 5:06:23 PM #2:	77.5 mil is enough money to teach myself how to crap with the seat up. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. Current Essence: 5.95/6 Notes: Spend the extra .95 Essence for mad gains. <cite>GranAures posted [p:969963852] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>77.5 mil is enough money to teach myself how to crap with the seat up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 12/06/22 5:10:19 PM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Sharp, long enough to hurt and cause you to bleed, but short enough to not kill you. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:969963941] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Sharp, long enough to hurt and cause you to bleed, but short enough to not kill you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 12/06/22 5:12:47 PM #5:	Can't I just put the seat up? Also, will these spikes endanger the berries? <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:969964007] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Can't I just put the seat up?Also, will these spikes endanger the berries?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/06/22 5:12:47 PM #6:	uwnim posted... Sharp, long enough to hurt and cause you to bleed, but short enough to not kill you. If they aren't cleaned properly and enough people sit on them, you could very well end up with an infection that could kill you. And even the blood loss alone could make people pass out. --- 11/8/2022 - The day the Blue Wall intercepted the Red Wave. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:969964008] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite><quote>Sharp, long enough to hurt and cause you to bleed, but short enough to not kill you.</quote>If they aren't cleaned properly and enough people sit on them, you could very well end up with an infection that could kill you.And even the blood loss alone could make people pass out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Toodles 12/06/22 5:19:02 PM #7:	Ok so then shower waffle stomp. Easy. <cite>Toodles posted [p:969964160] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Ok so then shower waffle stomp.Easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 12/06/22 5:21:15 PM #8:	I'm pooping pure porcelain then. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969964210] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>I'm pooping pure porcelain then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 12/06/22 5:23:50 PM #9:	Sure. I've shit in the woods many times, for that money I'd happily do it everyday. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:969964267] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I've shit in the woods many times, for that money I'd happily do it everyday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 12/06/22 5:24:27 PM #10:	Odd dollar figure, but deal! I already basically squat when pooping in public restrooms. --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. The Vince McMahon Saga has ended (1982-2022): https://youtu.be/02JQ1JxlNb4 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:969964285] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Odd dollar figure, but deal! I already basically squat when pooping in public restrooms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 12/06/22 5:24:54 PM #11:	My custom bathroom now has a hole i squat over to take proper shits. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:969964300] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>My custom bathroom now has a hole i squat over to take proper shits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/06/22 5:28:05 PM #12:	Toilets are a luxury I can easily do without. With that kind of money, I can buy enough paper bags to shit in for the rest of my life. Once I've used a bag, the porch I light it aflame on will be decided based on whimsy. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969964390] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Toilets are a luxury I can easily do without. With that kind of money, I can buy enough paper bags to shit in for the rest of my life.Once I've used a bag, the porch I light it aflame on will be decided based on whimsy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 12/06/22 5:33:33 PM #13:	I had constipation real bad the other night, so I'm going to have to say no. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:969964538] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>I had constipation real bad the other night, so I'm going to have to say no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 12/06/22 5:35:33 PM #14:	easily. isnt it better for your posture/digestion to squat anyways? worst case scenario i'll shit outside in my big fucking mansion's big fucking yard --- St. Louis Battlehawks (1-1) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:969964585] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>easily. isnt it better for your posture/digestion to squat anyways?worst case scenario i'll shit outside in my big fucking mansion's big fucking yard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 12/06/22 5:36:11 PM #15:	Deal --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:969964606] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NecroFoul99 12/06/22 5:36:38 PM #16:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/0/AASrKBAAD9ce.jpg Fairly inexpensive home renovation. Im in. BTW: Its called a pit latrine. --- If you have to lie to make your point, then you're just a liar who has no point. <cite>NecroFoul99 posted [p:969964615] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/0/AASrKBAAD9ce.jpg Fairly inexpensive home renovation. Im in. BTW: Its called a pit latrine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 12/06/22 5:45:44 PM #17:	GranAures posted... 77.5 mil is enough money to teach myself how to crap with the seat up. --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:969964866] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>GranAures posted... </cite><quote>77.5 mil is enough money to teach myself how to crap with the seat up.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 12/06/22 6:19:24 PM #18:	Yeah with the money I could just have a spike cover made that safely allows me to drop the kids off at the pool. --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:969965669] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Yeah with the money I could just have a spike cover made that safely allows me to drop the kids off at the pool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 12/06/22 6:19:54 PM #19:	I can hover --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:969965676] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>I can hover</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 12/06/22 6:32:21 PM #20:	Dig a hole in the ground of my massive private property with shovel and squat over it. Cover up hole and continue with my life. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:969965950] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Dig a hole in the ground of my massive private property with shovel and squat over it. Cover up hole and continue with my life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/06/22 6:33:29 PM #21:	where money --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:969965976] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>where money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zzeennoolloo 12/06/22 6:35:48 PM #22:	The three sea shells. Demolition Man taught me about the existence of the three sea shells. With $77532523, I will have tons of free time on my hands to either seek out the three sea shells or create them myself. The three sea shells shall happen, dammit!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM --- Zealful... full of Zeal.... the Zenith... in the Zone... the Zzeennoolloo. <cite>zzeennoolloo posted [p:969966023] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>The three sea shells.Demolition Man taught me about the existence of the three sea shells. With $77532523, I will have tons of free time on my hands to either seek out the three sea shells or create them myself.The three sea shells shall happen, dammit!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 12/06/22 6:47:38 PM #23:	Can I put cushions on the spikes to shield my delicate skin or would those then be considered toilet seats and they'd magically grow spikes? --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:969966249] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Can I put cushions on the spikes to shield my delicate skin or would those then be considered toilet seats and they'd magically grow spikes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/08/22 4:00:39 PM #24:	Hambo posted... Can I put cushions on the spikes to shield my delicate skin or would those then be considered toilet seats and they'd magically grow spikes? That would be a seat. It wouldn't magically grow spikes, it would just happen to have had spikes all along and you think nothing of it. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:970012261] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Can I put cushions on the spikes to shield my delicate skin or would those then be considered toilet seats and they'd magically grow spikes?</quote>That would be a seat. It wouldn't magically grow spikes, it would just happen to have had spikes all along and you think nothing of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 12/08/22 4:26:29 PM #25:	I'd just shit in the streets --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:970012935] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>I'd just shit in the streets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/08/22 4:28:11 PM #26:	uwnim posted... That would be a seat. It wouldn't magically grow spikes, it would just happen to have had spikes all along and you think nothing of it. so... flip it upside down. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:970012975] in $77532523 ... [t:80265877]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite><quote>That would be a seat. It wouldn't magically grow spikes, it would just happen to have had spikes all along and you think nothing of it.</quote>so... flip it upside down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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