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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 10:12:47 PM
#1:


You go into work tomorrow and everyone is buzzing about the news that your boss has been suspended pending an investigation for embezzlement.

They've sent a new guy down to take over in the meantime and one of your colleagues goes "Jeez, this new boss is a real dragon. You better watch yourself."

Only too late to discover that your colleague was being literal when you see the towering figure of Bahamut swoop from above into work.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/6/AAZiH8AAD-52.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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VampireCoyote
12/12/22 10:14:07 PM
#2:


ask if they have a girlfriend

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She/her
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Shotgunnova
12/12/22 10:27:53 PM
#3:


Badass FF8 Bahamut or lame turkey-lookin' FFX sparkle-shooter Bahamut?

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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MorbidFaithless
12/12/22 10:31:50 PM
#4:


Get down on my knees and pledge my life to a literal god.

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yunalenne10
12/12/22 10:33:07 PM
#5:


Will my entire bloodline be erased after work?

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"The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 10:36:36 PM
#6:


Shotgunnova posted...
Badass FF8 Bahamut or lame turkey-lookin' FFX sparkle-shooter Bahamut?
We don't talk about weird ass floating wheel FFX Bahamut.

That's like Bahamut's weird grandson who constantly lectures people about micro-aggressions and draws LGBT friendly fanart of genderswapped Overwatch charactets.

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Sufferedphoneix
12/15/22 8:42:58 AM
#7:


Couldn't be any worse. I assume I can at least trust bahamut to be consistent

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Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!"
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Were_Wyrm
12/15/22 8:43:44 AM
#8:


Call him Fizban and ask to see fireball

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ShaniaSingsling
12/15/22 8:54:01 AM
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but I want my boss to be The Dragon of Dojima

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