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Kakapo
12/13/22 8:19:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/6/AAe-sxAAD_I2.jpg

Not me, obviously.

Theyre unisex, which is pretty rad.

One thing I didnt take into account when purchasing is that the diagonal tartan highlights and defined the crotchal region, so when I wear them it acts like a wireframe model of my dong.

Ill still wear them, but probably with a long tee.

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Kakapo
12/13/22 9:31:16 PM
#3:


I think so too!

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Tyranthraxus
12/13/22 9:32:22 PM
#4:


It's it just me or does one of those boots go up higher than the other?

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Naysaspace
12/13/22 9:33:13 PM
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Are you a golfer from 1937?
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Heartomaton
12/13/22 9:33:18 PM
#6:


Kakapo birds do not wear pants.

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Naysaspace
12/13/22 9:34:28 PM
#7:


Tyranthraxus posted...
It's it just me or does one of those boots go up higher than the other?
Just you

The forward leg is angled so the pants rise thus exposing more of the sock.

Parralax angles.
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Kakapo
12/13/22 9:40:21 PM
#8:


Naysaspace posted...
Are you a golfer from 1937?
Theyre hardly plus fours

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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:11:17 AM
#9:


Everyone needs to see my awesome pants

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itachi15243
12/14/22 6:26:16 AM
#10:


What are you planning to wear them with?

Bold choice, but a bit too much red for me. Not much that wouldn't clash either.

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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:32:05 AM
#11:


itachi15243 posted...
What are you planning to wear them with?

Bold choice, but a bit too much red for me. Not much that wouldn't clash either.
Other clothes, probably.

To give an answer thats not facetious, Id probably pair them with one of my larger band tees for casual wear, or a shirt that doesnt look shit when its worn out.

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