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UnfairRepresent
12/18/22 12:54:40 PM
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Could you be friends?





Your current neighbours move out or die and you discover that you're going to get a new neighbour.

When the new neighbour arrives you are shocked to discover it is a gigantic fire demon, carrying fireproof things from the removal truck into the home by himself with immense power.

Turns out he's actually an ancient fire demon that predates the dinosaurs.

He just had a nasty breakup with his wife (she took the kids) and so he wanted a fresh new start in a brand new civilization that he's heard so much about.

And you've just unintentionally made eye contact after he caught you staring at him

https://i.imgur.com/bzxqZu1.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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ZangsBeard
12/18/22 12:57:30 PM
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Can he do helicopter nipples? If not, I just turn around and walk away.

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Hambo
12/18/22 1:01:03 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?
Him, obviously. /topic

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/22 4:52:41 AM
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Hambo posted...
Him, obviously. /topic
bruh

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KnightofShikari
12/19/22 4:55:28 AM
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a sexy female fire demon?

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/19/22 4:56:10 AM
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okay, now your scenarios are starting to sound like random Family Guy cutaway gags... lol
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MabusIncarnate
12/19/22 4:56:48 AM
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If hes a cool neighbor why should I care if hes a demon? I'm not one to judge.

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/22 5:00:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If hes a cool neighbor why should I care if hes a demon?
He's not cool, he's incredibly hot

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MabusIncarnate
12/19/22 5:04:21 AM
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Well maybe I wont have to worry about the pipes freeing in winter then. I think him being a fire demon makes him misunderstood, hes hurting and he needs a friend.

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Scotty_Rogers
12/19/22 5:17:02 AM
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My dog is a water god so I got nothing to worry about

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GMAK2442
12/19/22 5:19:09 AM
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This is funny. Reality glass.

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BloodMoon7
12/19/22 5:22:57 AM
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I'm more of an ice enthusiast.

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Garioshi
12/19/22 5:30:01 AM
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Ask if anything he owns has Asbestos in it

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/22 9:05:25 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm more of an ice enthusiast.
You'll probably not get along then

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