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Kakapo 12/20/22 5:48:22 AM #1: |
Just let it float around on top. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/20/22 5:49:07 AM #2: |
I could see a security guard freaking out and calling the cops on you for "sexual harassment " though ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 5:50:01 AM #3: |
Zikten posted... I could see a security guard freaking out and calling the cops on you for "sexual harassment " thoughThen they shouldnt have perused my bag, its my property. Im allowed to carry around the fist of Adonis if I want. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 12/20/22 5:52:59 AM #4: |
Yes that's why I have a 12" horse dildo in my backpack. No other reason. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/20/22 5:53:10 AM #5: |
Kakapo posted... Then they shouldnt have perused my bag, its my property. Im allowed to carry around the fist of Adonis if I want.You are. But that won't stop them. I watch alot of videos on YouTube about interactions with karens. This situation sounds like many stories I have heard The cops may or may not be mad at the guard when they arrive but you'd have to stick around until they got there. Which you probably wouldn't like ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 5:57:31 AM #6: |
Zikten posted... You are. But that won't stop them. I watch alot of videos on YouTube about interactions with karens. This situation sounds like many stories I have heardSweetheart, I'm carrying around a sex toy in my bag for funsies. At the very least it's a detournement of the sanctity of one's own property, where the horror and embarrassment at the potential invasion of privacy is held instead by the security guard. When I was young, I was strip-searched more than once, and I have never stolen a single thing in my life. Since then I've developed something of an allergy to overweening wieners with a fake badge. I'm quite prepared to ride this strange rocket to the moon. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/20/22 6:01:49 AM #7: |
I agree with you. I'm not saying you can't do it. I'm saying a guard will think you can't. They might lie on the phone too when they call Just TODAY I watched a video about a karen who walked into someone else's house while the owners were taking a bath together. And the husband got out of the tub right as the bathroom door opened and the Karen screamed and called 911 She then told the cops that it was HER house and that a naked man was assaulting her and sexually harassing her Do your thing if you want but I'd try to minimize contact with police if I could. Even if the cops say you did nothing wrong, and even maybe arrest rhe guard instead.... it's still a hassle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 12/20/22 6:02:07 AM #8: |
Depending on which store you get arrested in, watch them accuse you of being a sex predator and looking to molest kids. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Number090684 12/20/22 6:08:27 AM #9: |
Zikten posted... I could see a security guard freaking out and calling the cops on you for "sexual harassment " though Sounds like a lawsuit that the customer would probably win as long as the object was decently concealed. Still wouldn't stop jerk ass employees from gossiping and talking shit though. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 6:15:35 AM #10: |
Zikten posted... I agree with you. I'm not saying you can't do it. I'm saying a guard will think you can't. They might lie on the phone too when they callThis is a hill I am quite prepared to die on. If said hill is vaguely rubbery and has suction cups, all the better. It is a condition of entry that upon request, I will present my buttplug/bags for inspection. It's all classist anyway. I can do the most perfect received pronunciation/classical BBC English imaginable, even in 'Straya that's met with obeisance and obsequy when I'm out and about. If I'm speaking in 'Strayan and sound like the common or garden Bogan, my bag is checked each time. "Would you like to like to check my bag?" versus "Woujja like ta check me bagg?" Same with the way you're dressed. The most recent instance where classist bullshit came into play was going into the local Tiffany. There was a piece my wife had been wanting for a while, so I went into the Tiffany's in the city to get it. I was dressed in my weekend gear, which was a decent pair of black jeans, the obligatory solovairs and a band tee. The manageress absolutely, completely and utterly ignored me when I tried to get her attention to buy it. I'd have just gone "all the nope" there and then, but my wife really liked that piece. So, I went in on the Monday, in my corporate bitch best. She ignored another person who was in there to ask if she could help me, and I was liek "nah thanks, I'm just lookin'" and waited until one of the more junior staff were free. Then, I got her to sort out the purchase and ring it up. Commission sales, yo. I guess I'm just a petty shithead like that. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/20/22 6:22:23 AM #11: |
MFW I check a bag and see a DP sex toy https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/6/AAJHVqAAEAlW.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 6:22:46 AM #12: |
Number090684 posted... Sounds like a lawsuit that the customer would probably win as long as the object was decently concealed. Still wouldn't stop jerk ass employees from gossiping and talking shit though.They can talk shit about me as much as they want, to be honest. I'm sure they'll remember me when I swing by in 12 months' time. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/20/22 6:50:11 AM #14: |
Dildo in your handbag ??? Profit --- Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 6:51:56 AM #15: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Dildo in your handbagOf course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 12/20/22 6:55:00 AM #16: |
yeah sure, im just gonna walk around with a dildo all day... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 7:03:18 AM #17: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... yeah sure, im just gonna walk around with a dildo all day...If you're worried about storage space, you could go with a buttplug? --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatAnimeBooty 12/20/22 7:04:59 AM #18: |
What if it's in the sex toy store? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 7:05:41 AM #19: |
FatAnimeBooty posted... What if it's in the sex toy store?That's why you Always Keep The Receipt --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatAnimeBooty 12/20/22 7:07:21 AM #20: |
Kakapo posted... That's why you Always Keep The ReceiptThat's too many steps ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 12/20/22 7:16:42 AM #21: |
What about hiding the merchandise inside said sex toy? --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/20/22 7:17:49 AM #22: |
MrResetti posted... What about hiding the merchandise inside said sex toy?If you're carrying a sex toy in your bag at this point you might as well just shove the stuff you're stealing in your ass --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 7:18:54 AM #23: |
Irony posted... If you're carrying a sex toy in your bag at this point you might as well just shove the stuff you're stealing in your assThe objective in all this was never to steal things, it was to present a deterrant to bag raiders. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/20/22 7:21:40 AM #24: |
Put the bag in your ass --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 7:23:40 AM #25: |
Irony posted... Put the bag in your assMy bum-bum isn't that capacious. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Etna 12/20/22 7:32:34 AM #26: |
If they go to stop and check you, just keep violently coughing. Apologize and say "sorry, I got that plague thats going around as you dig for the receipt --- https://i.imgur.com/OlKhtDy.gif https://i.imgur.com/ZtoMK5o.gif https://i.imgur.com/74NcmdK.gif https://i.imgur.com/UOQ9An8.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/20/22 7:37:54 AM #27: |
Etna posted... If they go to stop and check you, just keep violently coughing.Nah, I have a pretty snazzy mask with decent filters I wear when I go shopping. I'd just be coughing unnecessarily into that. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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