Current Events > Was in line behind an old guy who was buying Mein Kampf at the bookstore today.

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When he finished up his purchase, he leans into me and says gas them all and trundles off with his walker, leaving a puddle.

I didnt have the heart to tell him I was Jewish.

Kakapo posted...

I didnt have the heart to tell him I was Jewish.

He knew.

I'd kick his walker out from under him and then run away

gatesfrenesi posted...

I'd kick his walker out from under him and then run away

You probably wouldn't even need to run. Could just walk away

gatesfrenesi posted...

I'd kick his walker out from under him and then run away

Nah, Im not assaulting an old crazy guy, even if he is spouting vile shit.

Besides, life had obviously already done a number on him.

pegusus123456 posted...

He knew.

How? I had pants on, and they werent even my doodle-hugging pants!

O.o

Of all the things to ever happen, this is certainly one of them.

I don't get this topic.

Like it didn't happen, it isn't really funny as even a joke. Is it some kind of running gag? I don't really post here.

It's gotta be a running gag or something o.o

ragnarokius posted...

I don't get this topic.

It was a bizarre anecdote from my day. Thats all there really is to it.

Also, I accidentally stepped in the puddle, but I rinsed my shoes off when I got home just in case.

So.. you're claiming it actually happened

Like there aren't previous topics on here that are identical or more or less identical with just a few details changed

ragnarokius posted...

So.. you're claiming it actually happened

Like there aren't previous topics on here that are identical or more or less identical with just a few details changed

Considering it actually happened, yes, I am claiming it actually happened.

If there are previous topics that are identical or similar, that would be quite the surprise for me.

Edit:
More to the point, why the hell would I make something like that up?

.. was... There blood everywhere? Did anybody clap?

Oh. Well, okay. Sure, why not.

Just to be clear...

You just so happened to be behind a man buying Mein Kampf at a store that not only turned around and told you to "gas them all" but also had a walker and pissed himself and you stepped in his piss?

Amazing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_that_never_actually_happened

Legend accounts are extremely untrustworthy on this site, so I'm pretty sure OP is just making shit up as usual.

Kakapo posted...

Considering it actually happened, yes, I am claiming it actually happened.

If there are previous topics that are identical or similar, that would be quite the surprise for me.

Edit:
More to the point, why the hell would I make something like that up?

That's a great fucking question lol.

Why in the screaming name of Christ would I make this up? Some of you are very, very strange.

Id make up something far more compelling and interesting than crazy old guy says awful thing and potentially pisses himself after buying Mein Kampf.

It was a strange anecdote from my Christmas shopping that was weird and awkward.

Kakapo posted...

Why in the screaming name of Christ would I make this up? Some of you are very, very strange.

Id make up something far more compelling and interesting than crazy old guy says awful thing and potentially pisses himself after buying Mein Kampf.

It was a strange anecdote from my Christmas shopping that was weird and awkward.

Tbf, it reminds me a lot of my day.

I was in line behind a guy buying six copies of the Bible. He turned around and told me "Jesus saves" and then shit himself. Which was weird because I swear to God after that he didn't walk, run or even shuffle out on a walker he floated off the floor like a soap bubble right out the door. I stepped in his shit. I don't know why I did that. I guess I thought it'd make the story more interesting.

I washed my shoes though.

ragnarokius posted...

Tbf, it reminds me a lot of my day.

I was in line behind a guy buying six copies of the Bible. He turned around and told me "Jesus saves" and then shit himself. Which was weird because I swear to God after that he didn't walk, run or even shuffle out on a walker he floated off the floor like a soap bubble right out the door. I stepped in his shit. I don't know why I did that. I guess I thought it'd make the story more interesting.

I washed my shoes though.

I sincerely apologise if my recounting of a stupid, 2 minute moment from my day has in any way offended you. Im sure there are some owners of mein kampf who dont pee themselves or say repugnant shit to random strangers.

Kakapo posted...

I sincerely apologise if my recounting of a stupid, 2 minute moment from my day has in any way offended you. Im sure there are some owners of mein kampf who dont pee themselves or say repugnant shit to random strangers.

I'm not sure why you think the title of the book is in any way relevant to the total credibility of the story.

And wtf, what are you even saying here? Why are you apologizing? I was trying to apologize to you by empathizing and recounting a similar situation I was in.

Meh, I'm bored. And tired. Pretend I posted that "okay I believe you" sora clip and carry on, I'm done.

ragnarokius posted...

I'm not sure why you think the title of the book is in any way relevant to the total credibility of the story.

And wtf, what are you even saying here? Why are you apologizing? I was trying to apologize to you by empathizing and recounting a similar situation I was in.

Strangely enough, the title of the book he was buying was a pivotal reason to why what he said was monumentally fucked up and weird.

I shouldnt be surprised by now by CE. If Id been legitimately shitposting, then itd be a fair cop. Instead, I shared a bizarre nugget of weirdness from my Christmas shopping expedition and get gaslight to hell and back.

This is almost, but not quite on par with the time I made a topic about some of my kids weird quirks and was called a liar and told I dont actually have kids.

Okay dude, whatever. I pretty much just got here. All I really got from that is that people here think you lie a lot and you don't know how to use certain words.

I'm sure time will tell what kind of poster you are and how credible you are.. and quickly. Maybe I'll owe you an apology. I kinda doubt it though.

Kakapo posted...

Why in the screaming name of Christ would I make this up?

Attention

ragnarokius posted...

Okay dude, whatever. I pretty much just got here. All I really got from that is that people here think you lie a lot and you don't know how to use certain words.

I openly invite anyone to provide an instance where I have ever lied on here. Seriously, I know some of you have spreadsheets that go back years.

To be honest, Im actually mildly annoyed by all of this. I know there are some sad cases on here who perpetually lie, but Im not one of them. I dont lie on here, because there is no point. If I wanted to play make believe, Id write some crappy fiction.

As far as misusing certain words, Ill have you know Im the absolute pineapple of wit.

Didn't mean to insult you too harshly over that e.e, don't take it too hard.

Still think the story is shit. I'll have your measure based on personal experience soon enough if you keep making topics and I keep coming around. Which I might.

ragnarokius posted...

I'll have your measure based on personal experience soon enough if you keep making topics and I keep coming around. Which I might.

Kinda obsessive ngl

I don't think TC's story is so unbelievable.

Ya'll have seen modern America, right?

I wish my German were fluent enough to understand Mein Kampf. I know its been translated a billion times, but just to read it in the original language.

Kakapo posted...

When he finished up his purchase, he leans into me and says gas them all and trundles off with his walker, leaving a puddle...

have we addressed this issue?

BloodMoon7 posted...

Kinda obsessive ngl

Hokay.

He also tried to walk out with 15 milky ways but pretended not to hear the cashier stopping him from taking them by yawning really loudly.

Mein Kampf is a book that should be read, for "this guy fucked up".
Never burn books. Learn from the bad ones.

pegusus123456 posted...

I don't think TC's story is so unbelievable.

Ya'll have seen modern America, right?

This was Modern Australia, but your point still stands.

In many ways, we're America's overenthusiastic but much dimmer younger cousin.

Stands to reason, I suppose. 'Straya only exists because of the American Revolution.

ragnarokius posted...

Didn't mean to insult you too harshly over that e.e, don't take it too hard.

Still think the story is shit. I'll have your measure based on personal experience soon enough if you keep making topics and I keep coming around. Which I might.

Fair enough, your point taken and I apologise for any snark thrown your way.

It's entirely true, and was par for the course for that part of town.

pegusus123456 posted...

I don't think TC's story is so unbelievable.

Ya'll have seen modern America, right?

R/nothingeverhappens

Kakapo posted...

This is almost, but not quite on par with the time I made a topic about some of my kids weird quirks and was called a liar and told I dont actually have kids.

There's no such thing as kids, girlfriends, wives, or friends. That's a make believe fantasy. Also people don't actually leave their homes.

Also if you're low karma that means it extra didn't happen. In fact you may as well just be making up your existence saying anything ever happened to you at all.

I'm gathering that there is a lot of loneliness here.

ragnarokius posted...

I'm gathering that there is a lot of loneliness here.

Don't forget bitterness and jealousy at those who aren't lonely or miserable.

Gathered.