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Chicken
12/24/22 8:20:29 AM
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Died via carpentry?

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Chicken
12/24/22 8:55:31 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah but he went to heaven right? So he was dead

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/24/22 8:56:49 AM
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he died doing what he loved the most i guess...
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well-excuse-me
12/24/22 8:58:56 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
he died doing what he loved the most i guess...
Lol
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ANort175
12/24/22 8:59:12 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
he died doing what he loved the most i guess...

Getting nailed by a bunch of dudes?

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TomClark
12/24/22 9:58:21 AM
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ANort175 posted...
Getting nailed by a bunch of dudes?

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gunplagirl
12/24/22 10:01:53 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
he died doing what he loved the most i guess...
Claiming to be the son of god?

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Hornswoggled
12/24/22 10:02:09 AM
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What do you wanna bet I can throw this thread over them mountains?

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gunplagirl
12/24/22 10:06:14 AM
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Hornswoggled posted...
What do you wanna bet I can throw this thread over them mountains?

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I'll chip in this picture of a spongebob frame reminiscent of that wonderbread fetish guy's requested work.

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rivers
12/24/22 10:23:20 AM
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Thanks for the question. I don't think there is any irony here. Although it is a safe assumption that skilled tradesmen had some involvement in assembling the cross on which Jesus of Nazareth was crucified, it is not accurate to say that he died via carpentry. He died after being affixed to an object and left for dead for hours or days.

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Dreepapult
12/24/22 10:29:09 AM
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It's a bit funny that the mods don't do anything about topics like this.

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Southernfatman
12/24/22 10:30:45 AM
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I wonder if Jesus thought of the woodwork of the cross. Could he have gone: "I could have done better"?

"The finish isn't even good!"


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rivers
12/24/22 10:34:43 AM
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Dreepapult posted...
It's a bit funny that the mods don't do anything about topics like this.
I think it's probably OK. A moderation would only protect tc from looking silly, and he deserves to look silly. And anyway, these days, mid-2000s edgy atheism is probably more likely to convert people to Christianity than it is to offend.

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Popcorn2000
12/24/22 10:36:55 AM
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Dreepapult posted...
It's a bit funny that the mods don't do anything about topics like this.
Fucking cry more
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Dreepapult
12/24/22 10:37:34 AM
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Popcorn2000 posted...
Fucking cry more
Go fuck your grandpa

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Popcorn2000
12/24/22 10:40:41 AM
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Dreepapult posted...
Go fuck your grandpa
Its not very Christian of you
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Brilliant
12/24/22 11:03:31 AM
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That's a bit of a stretch.

...get it?

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rivers
12/24/22 11:04:51 AM
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Brilliant posted...
That's a bit of a stretch.

...get it?
no, what do you mean?

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Dreepapult
12/24/22 11:08:40 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I didn't vote for cheetoman.

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WingsOfGood
12/24/22 11:16:54 AM
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This is actually quite a pro Chriatian post to consider Jesus death on his fake birthday instead of other things distracting from it.
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Zikten
12/24/22 11:19:39 AM
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Dreepapult posted...
It's a bit funny that the mods don't do anything about topics like this.
What is bad about this topic?
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Brilliant
12/24/22 11:21:00 AM
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rivers posted...
no, what do you mean?
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lilORANG
12/24/22 11:24:35 AM
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Are Jesus's carpentry feats even discussed in the Bible? He may have really sucked at it. Did he go to a trade school or just learn on the go? Did he even have the proper certs?

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Smiffwilm
12/24/22 11:27:08 AM
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It's like rain on your wedding day.

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Zikten
12/24/22 11:27:32 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Are Jesus's carpentry feats even discussed in the Bible? He may have really sucked at it. Did he go to a trade school or just learn on the go? Did he even have the proper certs?
I dont think so. Bible just says a carpenter raised him, and everyone assumes he did the same work
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Brilliant
12/24/22 12:07:48 PM
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Zikten posted...
I dont think so. Bible just says a carpenter raised him, and everyone assumes he did the same work
no no, he was trolling... you are supposed to be pissed off

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CE_gonna_CE
12/24/22 12:08:26 PM
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Good topic

Puts me in the Christmas spirit tbh

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DarthAragorn
12/24/22 12:09:57 PM
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ANort175 posted...
Getting nailed by a bunch of dudes?
Lmao

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HudGard
12/24/22 12:10:42 PM
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I think that irony is drowned out by the irony of being crucified by the people he loved and saved.

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Sariana21
12/24/22 12:11:24 PM
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rivers posted...
Thanks for the question. I don't think there is any irony here. Although it is a safe assumption that skilled tradesmen had some involvement in assembling the cross on which Jesus of Nazareth was crucified, it is not accurate to say that he died via carpentry. He died after being affixed to an object and left for dead for hours or days.
Hours. Death by crucifixion is actually death by suffocation. The arms give out, which causes the body to slump and collapses the lungs.

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Funkydog
12/24/22 12:11:48 PM
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Brilliant posted...
That's a bit of a stretch.

...get it?
You really hammered the joke home.

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Sariana21
12/24/22 12:14:54 PM
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It wasnt supposed to be ironic. If it was fabricated, the intention was that he was mundane, just a normal person with a working-class job.

If he was a real person, it was just his job. Some scholars believe Joseph and Jesus would have been involved in the construction of the city of Caesarea on the coast.

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Hambo
12/24/22 12:16:27 PM
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Funkydog posted...
You really hammered the joke home.
Nailed it.

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Chicken
12/24/22 8:14:22 PM
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Brilliant posted...
no no, he was trolling... you are supposed to be pissed off
Im not trolling I meant it in a literal sense

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gasgpmo
12/24/22 8:32:39 PM
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'Tis the sport to have the carpenter hoist with his own crucifix.
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Jagr_68
12/24/22 8:40:20 PM
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I guess the wooden tables have turned, haven't they JC?

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Alteres
12/24/22 8:43:33 PM
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Chicken posted...
Im not trolling I meant it in a literal sense
Pretty sure that one was directed at lilORANG and not you

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frozenstar
12/24/22 8:49:24 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lol

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Chicken
12/24/22 8:52:37 PM
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Alteres posted...
Pretty sure that one was directed at lilORANG and not you
Oh my bad

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