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Song_of
12/25/22 3:58:03 PM
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You can't replace it with anything.
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Irony
12/25/22 3:58:44 PM
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Damn I was hoping to replace it with some kind of ethereal cock

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ROBANN_88
12/25/22 3:59:21 PM
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can i use the wizard powers to cast Wish and get my cock back?

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Irony
12/25/22 3:59:54 PM
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Wait can I use my wizard powers to make it so everyone else also doesn't have a cock

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Song_of
12/25/22 4:00:30 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
can i use the wizard powers to cast Wish and get my cock back?

This is like asking a genie for more wishes. NO.

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PerseusRad
12/25/22 4:01:24 PM
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Wizard powers on what level


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Song_of
12/25/22 4:02:07 PM
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PerseusRad posted...
Wizard powers on what level

You can do anything and be anything but you don't have a cock.
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ROBANN_88
12/25/22 4:02:14 PM
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Song_of posted...
This is like asking a genie for more wishes. NO.
Wish is a perfectly normal level 9 spell

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Zikten
12/25/22 4:02:53 PM
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Song_of posted...
You can do anything and be anything but you don't have a cock.
You what? Fuck it. I'm in.
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Damn_Underscore
12/25/22 4:04:39 PM
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So you would have nothing there?

Sure. If anyone asks just say you traded your dick for wizard powers. And if they laugh at you turn them into a toad

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Ratchetrockon
12/25/22 4:04:45 PM
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Sure it'd prob get rid of my sexual drive right? not a big deal then lol

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DoesntMatter
12/25/22 4:05:20 PM
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Irony posted...
Damn I was hoping to replace it with some kind of ethereal cock
Bound Penis

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Gremlynn
12/25/22 4:06:44 PM
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Sure.

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Zikten
12/25/22 4:15:38 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Sure it'd prob get rid of my sexual drive right? not a big deal then lol
Perfect all around if that is how it works. A person who isn't getting sex anyway... get rid of any urge for it, and become a god
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TMOG
12/25/22 4:16:26 PM
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What about people who already don't have one
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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 4:17:15 PM
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Trading one magic missile for another.

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Song_of
12/25/22 4:17:23 PM
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Zikten posted...
Perfect all around if that is how it works. A person who isn't getting sex anyway... get rid of any urge for it, and become a god

You could get sex though if you were a god.
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Song_of
12/25/22 4:29:56 PM
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TMOG posted...
What about people who already don't have one

I don't know if I'm able to come up with something equivalent to giving up your cock.
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TheFuriousInch
12/25/22 4:34:12 PM
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Ill have to change my username and email everywhere, but I dont see any other downsides to taking the wizard powers.

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Jennywentnorth8
12/25/22 4:35:49 PM
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I could just give myself magic pleasure that is probably way better than penis pleasure anyway so yeah sure I'll take it.
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Song_of
12/25/22 4:36:48 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
I could just give myself magic pleasure that is probably way better than penis pleasure anyway so yeah sure I'll take it.

But is there anything better than penis pleasure, really?
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Blue_Inigo
12/25/22 4:47:18 PM
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Irony posted...
Wait can I use my wizard powers to make it so everyone else also doesn't have a cock
This. If I can't have a cock, no one can

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Song_of
12/25/22 4:48:01 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
This. If I can't have a cock, no one can

Wouldn't that be a horrible world to live in? I hope you don't use these powers for evil.
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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 4:49:14 PM
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Song_of posted...
But is there anything better than penis pleasure, really?

I think the female orgasm would like to have a word with you.

I'm a dude, but I have my suspicions.

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Gremlynn
12/25/22 4:51:44 PM
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Song_of posted...
But is there anything better than penis pleasure, really?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/2/AAA6EKAAEBs2.jpg

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Xatrion
12/25/22 5:06:41 PM
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Sure. Not using it for anything.

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 5:08:37 PM
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https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

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Song_of
12/25/22 5:52:05 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Sure. Not using it for anything.

But you might in the future. Especially if you're immortal.
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DrizztLink
12/25/22 5:52:37 PM
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Can I give up my wizardry for dick magic?

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Song_of
12/25/22 6:30:23 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
Trading one magic missile for another.

lol
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the_pika
12/25/22 6:31:42 PM
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What would be down there in its place?
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Song_of
12/25/22 6:35:28 PM
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the_pika posted...
What would be down there in its place?

just a hole for pee.
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the_pika
12/25/22 6:38:26 PM
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Song_of posted...
just a hole for pee.

what about the nuts?
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ZangsBeard
12/25/22 6:44:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRWztS3_L84

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LeCh0nk
12/25/22 6:46:17 PM
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Sure. I could use said wizard powers to magic up a better one. Screw your rules, I have magic.

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sauceje
12/25/22 6:58:54 PM
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Probably yes

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Song_of
12/25/22 10:44:35 PM
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Probably should of added a poll tbh.
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DoesntMatter
12/25/22 10:48:00 PM
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Song_of posted...
Probably should of added a poll tbh.
should've*

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Song_of
12/25/22 10:51:40 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
should've*

smh...
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Nukazie
12/25/22 10:54:49 PM
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Song_of posted...
You can do anything and be anything but you don't have a cock.
fuck let's go

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gunplagirl
12/25/22 10:56:58 PM
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She's already gone, what do I do now?

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uwnim
12/25/22 10:58:34 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
She's already gone, what do I do now?
Hope this offer is retroactive.

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gunplagirl
12/25/22 10:59:43 PM
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uwnim posted...
Hope this offer is retroactive.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AAc53qAAEBxQ.jpg
Go back in time and tell her this. Tell her I'll see her in Hell.

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 11:02:01 PM
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Song_of posted...
Probably should of added a poll tbh.


DoesntMatter posted...
should've*


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80289587

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Unsuprised_Pika
12/25/22 11:10:56 PM
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Song_of posted...
You can do anything and be anything but you don't have a cock.

Turn myself into a woman. Now I have something to deed with again.


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Song_of
12/25/22 11:14:11 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Turn myself into a woman. Now I have something to deed with again.

Not the choice I'd go with but that's fine.
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MajesticFerret
12/26/22 12:18:39 AM
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Song_of posted...
Not the choice I'd go with but that's fine.

The female orgasm is like 10x stronger than ours anyways.

Being male is overrated. I'd sex change myself for infinite wizard power.

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Song_of
12/26/22 12:24:36 AM
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MajesticFerret posted...
The female orgasm is like 10x stronger than ours anyways.

How can anyone even verify this? If you can, I'm switching genders.
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the_pika
12/26/22 12:27:41 AM
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Song_of posted...
How can anyone even verify this? If you can, I'm switching genders.

based on the number of nerve endings in the pork sword and the bacon wallet
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Shotgunnova
12/26/22 12:34:42 AM
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I'm gonna spend my second life as a lich, so there's no need for inferior wizard powers.

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