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UnfairRepresent
12/26/22 9:37:17 AM
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Would you accept the offer?


A secure married lesbian couple want to bring in the new year by trying out what sex with a dude is actually like, just for the curiosity factor.

So they ask if you want to have a no strings attached ONS threesome with them.

They think you'll be the perfect choice because you also seem to be a nerd and kinda look like a girl.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/1/AAZiH8AAEB1H.jpg

If female then they mistook you for a guy.

How would you react ?
What do you do?

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Crimsoness
12/26/22 9:37:50 AM
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Shut the fuck up Unfair

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Kakapo
12/26/22 9:37:55 AM
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Your hypotheticals are awful and you should feel awful.

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Shotgunnova
12/26/22 9:39:50 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/4/AAfWdnAADz4M.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
12/26/22 9:40:24 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Your hypotheticals are awful and you should feel awful.
I can tell someone had a sad Christmas.

Don't worry, next year's will be better :)

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ScazarMeltex
12/26/22 10:00:18 AM
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If I weren't married, there would be absolutely no downside to this.

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Flauros
12/26/22 10:03:11 AM
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Been there, done that.

I would do it again.

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FatAnimeBooty
12/26/22 10:16:33 AM
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If they think I look like a girl, then they're blind
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Kakapo
12/26/22 10:18:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I can tell someone had a sad Christmas.

Don't worry, next year's will be better :)
It was actually absolutely great. It was spread over two days, and my kids had an absolute blast. It was the best Christmas Ive had in years. Maybe dont project?

Ive really had a lovely time, but this hypothetical is still shit.

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Ezekiel2320
12/26/22 11:05:49 AM
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I'm very ok with Lesbians. My best wingman wasn't one of my bros, it was a Lesbian friend. My Wingma'am. We liked very different types and she was a bloodhound for both of our types. A lot of debauchery was had. There's always the chance that one of my dude wingmen would backstab me at closing time to get their dick wet. I get it, shit happens at that hour.

But a part of me will always snicker that lesbians use dildos on principle.

The thought process being, you despise "icky" men, but when all is said and done your scissoring and oral only goes so far.

I fully accept that the women folk had to get off on their own while the men were off to war historically, and male homosexuality in the field is a whole different kettle of fish.

But if a lesbian is going to go at another lesbian with a dildo, the Penis itself being involved isn't the dealbreaker. I've found that there are plenty of lesbians and "lesbi-ain'ts" that are totally down for a deep dicking as long as there aren't feelings involved.

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UnfairRepresent
12/26/22 11:49:37 AM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...
If they think I look like a girl, then they're blind
They only have eyes for each other

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