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UnfairRepresent 12/27/22 8:30:33 PM #1: |
You're walking home one day when you walk past a bunch of guys kicking a ball around. You pay it no mind but then a couple of steps later you feel a whack across the back of your head and it must have been wielded by a student of Garrett because you fall unconcious on the spot. When you wake up you find yourself lying on the floor in a prison cell in some kind of underground complex. Your head heads so bad, everything you had on you has been taken away and your hands are tied behind your back. You look around and see you are surrounded by all the guys who you saw playing soccerball. And this close you realize they are the German national team. They must have been practicing. Their hands are tied too and they're also trying to figure out where they are. In the corner of the room outside the cell by the only door stand 2 burly looking guys with balaclavas on, one holding an AK-47 and the other has some kind of handgun in a holster. Your kidnappers are clearly intending to ask for a huge ransom in exchange for the team. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/6/AAZiH8AAD8P2.jpg Your captors don't seem to realize yet that you're not a member of the team and are effectively worthless. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 12/27/22 8:35:28 PM #2: |
I tell the soccer team that I am the owner's son or something like that.. That why I'm being held captive too --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/28/22 8:32:47 AM #3: |
Ratchetrockon posted... I tell the soccer team that I am the owner's son or something like that..You'd think they'd know that <_< --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 12/28/22 8:43:58 AM #4: |
I break the restraints, bust down the door, kill my captors and escape with the German soccer team. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/29/22 5:22:24 AM #5: |
Were_Wyrm posted... I break the restraints, bust down the door, kill my captors and escape with the German soccer team.jeez :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 12/29/22 5:23:24 AM #6: |
So do you come up with these or do you have like a place you repost them from or --- Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/29/22 5:29:51 AM #7: |
I tell the kidnappers how fucking stupid they are to think I'm on the team. I dont even speak German. I'm in normal clothes, not a team uniform. I clearly wasn't playing soccer. I was likely walking past the field, not on it and was probably very far away from the actual action. I dont get how they mistook me as taking part in the practice I would insult their stupidity and tell them they are stupidest people I've ever met ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 12/29/22 5:32:01 AM #8: |
I'd be like, "do I look like I have the physique of a soccer player?" --- https://streamable.com/3ajdi3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 12/29/22 5:36:07 AM #9: |
g0ldie posted... I'd be like, "do I look like I have the physique of a soccer player?"Maybe they thought you were the ball --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 12/29/22 5:39:57 AM #10: |
Were_Wyrm posted... I break the restraints, kill the German soccer team.Me. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 12/29/22 5:40:35 AM #11: |
pegusus123456 posted... Maybe they thought you were the balldayum --- https://streamable.com/3ajdi3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 12/29/22 5:42:12 AM #12: |
i take the money --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 12/29/22 5:46:15 AM #13: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
just like the German National team? --- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/29/22 6:31:29 AM #14: |
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted... just like the German National team?https://i.imgur.com/92E1dfU.gif --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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