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Cocytus
12/28/22 12:12:47 PM
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You guys ever beat a drug test for weed before?


Because I think I'm about to have to = lol holy shit. Fixing to get a job, I think. Fuck.
I passed one before, and it was actually with this company, a hospital, in fact. But I'm a little nervous atm.
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MabusIncarnate
12/28/22 12:16:28 PM
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You'd think by now with all the strains and fancy kinds, they would have figured out a way to get THC to clear your damn system faster.

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KBGiantsfan
12/28/22 12:19:27 PM
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I work in the electricity industry and live in Oregon. What sucks is that even though it is legal here we still get tested for weed due to federal law so Im not gonna risk it lol

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Giant_Aspirin
12/28/22 12:31:59 PM
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i had to take a test for the job i have now. i smoked daily for years and took the test on day #20 and passed it. but i've always been pretty trim (not much fat).

the best thing you can do leading up to a test is to burn as much fat as possible.

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Cocytus
12/28/22 12:59:26 PM
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KBGiantsfan posted...
ectricity industry and live in Oregon. What sucks is that even though it is legal here we still get tested for weed due to federal law so Im not gonna risk it lol
I was hearing about that in my research. My jaw dropped.
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Cocytus
12/28/22 12:59:59 PM
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That's what I'm looking into now, thanks. how does it work though?
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ReadySetGoats
12/28/22 1:00:25 PM
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Nah, I've never had to beat a drug test for weed, especially now that it's legal in Canada.

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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:00:29 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the best thing you can do leading up to a test is to burn as much fat as possible.
I wish =\
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wackyteen
12/28/22 1:00:47 PM
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I mean, I've never failed a drug test but that's because I don't do drugs.

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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:01:44 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I mean, I've never failed a drug test but that's because I don't do drugs.
Weed's not a drug, it's a fruit!
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wackyteen
12/28/22 1:02:07 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Weed's not a drug, it's a fruit!
tell that to the United States federal government

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FaultyCircuitry
12/28/22 1:19:32 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Weed's not a drug, it's a fruit!

It is a drug. THC is literally a psychoactive chemical. Fruit, stem, seed, etc. doesn't matter - still a drug.

Drop these stupid stoner talking points and defend the use of it properly.

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ZangsBeard
12/28/22 1:21:40 PM
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The last two jobs I had didnt even drug test. Lol

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ReadySetGoats
12/28/22 1:22:31 PM
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Did the rules about discussing pot change?

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Giant_Aspirin
12/28/22 1:23:04 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
It is a drug. THC is literally a psychoactive chemical. Fruit, stem, seed, etc. doesn't matter - still a drug.

Drop these stupid stoner talking points and defend the use of it properly.

i took post #11 to be made in jest and not seriously.

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the_pika
12/28/22 1:24:09 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
It is a drug. THC is literally a psychoactive chemical. Fruit, stem, seed, etc. doesn't matter - still a drug.

Drop these stupid stoner talking points and defend the use of it properly.
y u mad tho
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Killmonger
12/28/22 1:26:51 PM
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Not to hijack the topics, but does edibles show up on the test?

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ReadySetGoats
12/28/22 1:29:14 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Not to hijack the topics, but does edibles show up on the test?

The experts say yes

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FaultyCircuitry
12/28/22 1:30:55 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i took post #11 to be made in jest and not seriously.

Hopefully is, but there's enough people out there that make similar arguments seriously.

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Talib_21
12/28/22 1:36:12 PM
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SYNTHETIX5

Microwave for 10-15 seconds and check the temp. Get hand warmers and a rubber band instead of the heating pack that comes with it. Should stay warm for at least a couple hours depending on where you hide it.

At least thats what Ive heard

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FaultyCircuitry
12/28/22 1:36:58 PM
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ReadySetGoats posted...
Games these days are either so piss easy that you don't need a FAQ or are souslike games where a FAQ wouldn't help. i haven't used one in like ten years.

Sir, this is a Weed Topic

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MegamanX299
12/28/22 1:41:57 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Hopefully is, but there's enough people out there that make similar arguments seriously.
Nobody is seriously calling weed a fruit

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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:49:32 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i took post #11 to be made in jest and not seriously.
That is correct.
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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:50:42 PM
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MegamanX299 posted...
Nobody is seriously calling weed a fruit
Exactly, all in jest.
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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:51:03 PM
#30:


Talib_21 posted...
SYNTHETIX5

Microwave for 10-15 seconds and check the temp. Get hand warmers and a rubber band instead of the heating pack that comes with it. Should stay warm for at least a couple hours depending on where you hide it.

At least thats what Ive heard
That's what I'm learning. Thanks.
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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:53:55 PM
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BTW, I apologize for fucking up the poll. I realize in hindsight I should have put a third option for people who this hadn't been an issue before.
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Jagus
12/28/22 1:54:06 PM
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Do you guys not use delta 8?

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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:54:30 PM
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Jagus posted...
Do you guys not use delta 8?
I do. I hear that shows up though.
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whetstone314
12/28/22 1:54:36 PM
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I failed a pre employment for home depot and I hadn't smoked in like 50 days.
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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:55:06 PM
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whetstone314 posted...
I failed a pre employment for home depot and I hadn't smoked in like 50 days.
Holy shit! That's crazy!
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Smashingpmkns
12/28/22 1:55:08 PM
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Get a friend to piss clean for you in a vial, warm it up on the stove in boiling water before you have to go take the test, and put hot hands (those hand warmers activated by shaking them) around the vial and put it in your crotch. That should keep it warm enough for when you have to take the test.

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Cocytus
12/28/22 1:56:46 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Get a friend to piss clean for you in a vial, warm it up on the stove in boiling water before you have to go take the test, and put hot hands (those hand warmers activated by shaking them) around the vial and put it in your crotch. That should keep it warm enough for when you have to take the test.
I actually have some Hot Hands. Thanks.
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eggcorn
12/28/22 2:10:01 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Weed's not a drug, it's a fruit!
Heroins not a drug, it's a flower!

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Flauros
12/28/22 2:10:30 PM
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Try not doing drugs for a bit.

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lolife67
12/28/22 2:17:32 PM
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Just go to your local smoke shop and buy some synthetic urine. It really works.

DO NOT tell them why you're buying it.
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Jagus
12/28/22 2:18:55 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
d8 is still thc & will show.
and being more stable, will stay longer.

Oh

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BignutzisBack
12/28/22 2:25:35 PM
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A few times ago before they started testing the temperature. Nowadays synthetic urine is the best choice

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Suolevram
12/28/22 2:29:30 PM
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Talib_21 posted...
SYNTHETIX5

Microwave for 10-15 seconds and check the temp. Get hand warmers and a rubber band instead of the heating pack that comes with it. Should stay warm for at least a couple hours depending on where you hide it.

At least thats what Ive heard
This is what I did and I passed with flying colors

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Cocytus
12/28/22 2:33:50 PM
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Suolevram posted...
This is what I did and I passed with flying colors
Excellent, thank you. You just get those hot hands and then tape it to your inner thigh or something?
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--Zero-
12/28/22 2:35:21 PM
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About 10 years ago I assume I did unless Best Buy didnt care cause I got the job. I had 3 days to do the interview with drug test the same day. I drank a big jar of pickle juice and a jug of that ocean spray cranberry juice lol.

Then again I also didnt smoke much and it was like a one time thing before I had to find a job.

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Cocytus
12/28/22 2:37:46 PM
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--Zero- posted...
About 10 years ago I assume I did unless Best Buy didnt care cause I got the job. I had 3 days to do the interview with drug test the same day. I drank a big jar of pickle juice and a jug of that ocean spray cranberry juice lol.

Then again I also didnt smoke much and it was like a one time thing before I had to find a job.
Interesting.
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masticatingman
12/28/22 2:40:50 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i had to take a test for the job i have now. i smoked daily for years and took the test on day #20 and passed it. but i've always been pretty trim (not much fat).

the best thing you can do leading up to a test is to burn as much fat as possible.
You may have also gotten a test with a relatively high nanogram per ml cutoff level.

Some testing companies can take it very strict.

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yemmy
12/28/22 2:50:21 PM
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If they pee test then the best bet is to use fake urine

If they hair test then you're kinda fucked


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Giant_Aspirin
12/28/22 3:10:06 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Excellent, thank you. You just get those hot hands and then tape it to your inner thigh or something?

yup. microwave it before leaving the house, but make sure it doesn't get too hot

masticatingman posted...
You may have also gotten a test with a relatively high nanogram per ml cutoff level.

Some testing companies can take it very strict.

pretty sure it was using the standard 50 ng/mL

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