Current Events > Hooters is shutting down and rebranding since millennials aren't that into boobs

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MelbuFrahma4
12/28/22 3:46:34 PM
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https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1608159685227732993

Guess Boobs lost in that Ass vs Boobs civil war.

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GreenMario
12/28/22 3:46:51 PM
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That sounds likely

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MrWingnut
12/28/22 3:47:36 PM
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I'm into boobs but have never had any interest in going to Hooters

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David1988
12/28/22 3:47:59 PM
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Wow, who wouldve thought the battle at Hooters wouldve decided the war

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Irony
12/28/22 3:48:12 PM
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They should call it Nice Bush

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Hambo
12/28/22 3:48:23 PM
#6:


Coming soon: Dumpers

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FL81
12/28/22 3:48:36 PM
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should've taken the internet's advice and expanded into opening Femboy Hooters

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Zikten
12/28/22 3:48:47 PM
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I always found it very odd that Hooters ever existed. If it presented as a strip club, it would make more sense. They considered themselves a family restaurant and it is very weird. Who takes their family to Hooters?
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DeadBankerDream
12/28/22 3:49:02 PM
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Irony posted...
They should call it Nice Bush
I would eat there.

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Touch
12/28/22 3:49:55 PM
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Hambo posted...
Coming soon: Dumpers
Lmao

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DeadBankerDream
12/28/22 3:50:18 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

But Hooters employees aren't women. They're boobs.

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Were_Wyrm
12/28/22 3:50:28 PM
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Or it could just be that hooters sucks. There's a twin peaks just down the road from hooters near me and the hooters is usually pretty empty and twin peaks not so much.

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TMOG
12/28/22 3:50:39 PM
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Femboy Hooters is about to become real
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Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 3:50:42 PM
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Hambo posted...
Coming soon: Dumpers
I'd prefer Feet.

And yet even I am not sure I would eat at a restaurant with that name..


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radical_rhino
12/28/22 3:51:13 PM
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This is a hoax

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Collat
12/28/22 3:52:13 PM
#17:


Da fuck kind of study is that?
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Kloe_Rinz
12/28/22 3:52:51 PM
#18:


Give me anime catgirl cafes
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Hayame_Zero
12/28/22 3:53:40 PM
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radical_rhino posted...
This is a hoax
I've not seen anything other than this one source today.

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Hambo
12/28/22 3:54:34 PM
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Mibahlzitch posted...
I'd prefer Feet.

And yet even I am not sure I would eat at a restaurant with that name..
Tootsies. The seats are below ground level so you can see the wait staff's bare feet while you dine.

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Jiek_Fafn
12/28/22 3:54:36 PM
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Millennials are all about eating ass and avocado toast. They have little use for boobs

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Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 3:55:23 PM
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Hambo posted...
Tootsies. The seats are below ground level so you can see the wait staff's bare feet while you dine.
Ok now we're talking

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dj1200
12/28/22 3:55:31 PM
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MrWingnut posted...
I'm into boobs but have never had any interest in going to Hooters
Same

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Mistere_Man
12/28/22 3:58:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQt2xET7Mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrKPrTgOLU

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NoxObscuras
12/28/22 4:01:10 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
I've not seen anything other than this one source today.
Yeah, it seems bogus. They don't even link to any sources. And it mentions that this is happening because "porn visitors between the ages of 18 and 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts when compared to all other age groups"

So no source, and they are incorrectly referring to Gen Z as Millennials? Nah

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MC_BatCommander
12/28/22 4:02:32 PM
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I feel like if Hooters was going to rebrand for millennials they would have done so 10 years ago

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s0nicfan
12/28/22 4:03:10 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/2/AABJX0AAECUY.jpg

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COVxy
12/28/22 4:03:32 PM
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Rebranded to:
Pooters.

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/28/22 4:03:38 PM
#29:


Rebrand as dirty dumpers where the waitresses fart a lot

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Blue_Inigo
12/28/22 4:09:03 PM
#30:


We did it ass men!

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FuriousFox
12/28/22 4:09:11 PM
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Zikten posted...
Who takes their family to Hooters?
My dad.

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viewmaster_pi
12/28/22 4:09:17 PM
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futanari hooters when

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Questionmarktarius
12/28/22 4:10:12 PM
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A tweet that links to an instagram profile (but not the actual post: https://www.instagram.com/p/CmuJm4IO0-N/) with an alleged source that's just "via complex", which finally ends up being an article from five years ago: https://www.complex.com/life/2017/08/hooters-shutting-down-because-millennials-arent-that-into-boobs, which cites a porn site.

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AzNDarkSamurai
12/28/22 4:11:16 PM
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not surprised because the food is terrible there

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Tobi011
12/28/22 4:11:37 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
We did it ass men!
Ass men taking a W!
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Tyranthraxus
12/28/22 4:12:04 PM
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But for real though hooters could at least try to have something worth going there for other than boobs

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Hayame_Zero
12/28/22 4:12:49 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
A tweet that links to instagram with a "source" that's just "via complex", which finally ends up being an article from five years ago: https://www.complex.com/life/2017/08/hooters-shutting-down-because-millennials-arent-that-into-boobs, which cites a porn site.

This is exactly why the internet is full of bullshit, and gullible idiots who believe that bullshit.
Being able to buy blue checkmarks on Twitter has been a disaster.

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Questionmarktarius
12/28/22 4:13:41 PM
#38:


Tyranthraxus posted...
But for real though hooters could at least try to have something worth going there for other than boobs
As explained by South Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbGlQRDWmjA

"Whale economy" is nothing new.

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Doe
12/28/22 4:14:09 PM
#39:


Omg time for catboy hooters at last

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OwlRammer
12/28/22 4:14:30 PM
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When will the Booters rebrand be open for business?

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Drumiester
12/28/22 4:15:41 PM
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Food isnt great and if people want tits they can easily watch porn all over the Internet now compared to when Hooters first started

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Alucard188
12/28/22 4:16:34 PM
#42:


Thicc Knickers

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Beveren_Rabbit
12/28/22 4:17:57 PM
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Why are the only Hooters locations near Queens, New York and near LA, California?

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Billyionaire
12/28/22 4:18:09 PM
#44:


Goodbye Hooters, hello Pooters.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/28/22 4:18:11 PM
#45:


Drumiester posted...
Food isnt great and if people want tits they can easily watch porn all over the Internet now compared to when Hooters first started
Yeah, its easy to access images of breasts, you dont have to eat at a mediocre restaurant to get that experience.

And, well, it was always aimed firmly at horny dudes: making it the kind of space a lot of women avoid.

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Axiom
12/28/22 4:18:29 PM
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Drumiester posted...
Food isnt great and if people want tits they can easily watch porn all over the Internet now compared to when Hooters first started
Or go to a stripclub where you'll be able to see actual nudity. Hell the stripclub's food is probably going to be better than Hooter's too
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Shotgunnova
12/28/22 4:20:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/5/AABhrNAAECUl.png

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ReadySetGoats
12/28/22 4:21:00 PM
#48:


no no no. Don't you dare hooters. Don't you dare.

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Unknown5uspect
12/28/22 4:21:26 PM
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Not gonna lie. I'm surprised Hooters is even still a thing. If I wanted to see tits I'd go to a strip club. If I wanted food I'd go to a real restaurant. How there was ever a market for this shit is beyond my comprehension.

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Lairen
12/28/22 4:22:20 PM
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Its not for anyone.....literally. If i want boobs look online or go to a strip club. A family restaurant? Not hooters...

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