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Blue_Inigo
12/30/22 10:42:20 AM
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The story was kinda trash. The Nohr side has you basically committing mass murder just to get your shithead dad to sit on a throne and reveal himself to his kids. The other side is boring and the Azura mystery just isnt that interesting. The only thing I find mildly curious is the Awakening characters that are canonically in the game.

The gameplay was fine. There's that one level with the wind that's kinda crazy.

Fates just has a lot of weird stuff surrounding it. The multiple game thing. The straight up incest. The storyline about "curing" a lesbian. The incest. The flimsy reason for having children. Did I mention there's a weird amount of INCEST?!

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Lord_Shadow
12/30/22 10:44:35 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
The storyline about "curing" a lesbian
I don't remember this but it has been a long time

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Garioshi
12/30/22 10:47:23 AM
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Great game if you completely ignore the story, as you should for all Fire Emblems

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dotsdfe
12/30/22 10:47:42 AM
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It would have been top tier FE if not for the writing. Conquest in particular has some fantastic gameplay.

But yeah, the writing is genuinely embarrassing.

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viewmaster_pi
12/30/22 10:51:09 AM
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rip weird game man

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 10:58:13 AM
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Conquest is possibly the best game in the series from a raw gameplay perspective. Unfortunately it is also a game that is directly benefited by the player being illiterate.

Birthright is just Awakening but worse.

Revelations is so poorly designed that it should never have been released. I'm convinced that nobody playtested it.

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wackyteen
12/30/22 11:00:16 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Conquest is possibly the best game in the series from a raw gameplay perspective. Unfortunately it is also a game that is directly benefited by the player being illiterate.

Birthright is just Awakening but worse.

Revelations is so poorly designed that it should never have been released. I'm convinced that nobody playtested it.
Considering it was released after the main games, it's possible they rushed it out.

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Blue_Inigo
12/30/22 11:01:58 AM
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I forgot that they also trick you into incest if you get with Azura, a character many are likely to gravitate to. Surprise! You're related to them too!

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 11:02:16 AM
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But it's fake incest because you're conveniently not related to any of them, so it's fine! Ophelia best girl

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 11:03:55 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Conquest is possibly the best game in the series from a raw gameplay perspective. Unfortunately it is also a game that is directly benefited by the player being illiterate.

Birthright is just Awakening but worse.

Revelations is so poorly designed that it should never have been released. I'm convinced that nobody playtested it.
100% agree. Conquest has great gameplay but a terrible story. Birthright has terrible maps but probably has the "best" story, and Revelations lets you mess with all the characters, but the game is wildly imbalanced against you and some of the map gimmicks are really dumb. Every game has some flaw to it.

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 11:04:07 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Considering it was released after the main games, it's possible they rushed it out.
I'm just not sure they cared. Like that's the only excuse to change join time on characters but not change their bases from the original games. Like even rushing that is the kinda fix that takes very little time to do and is blatantly obvious to anyone familiar with the series, which you would hope the developers would be.

Like there is no excuse for characters like Rev!Nyx, Odin or Effie. Nobody could have actually looked at that for more than 2 seconds and went "this is good".

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Calwings
12/30/22 11:11:07 AM
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The other problems are definitely Fates-specific and are pretty bad indictments of the game, but let's not pretend that incest wasn't built into the franchise long before Fates. Genealogy and Awakening both let you pair up cousins using the second-gen characters, plus *Genealogy spoilers* part of the main villain's plan in the first half of Genealogy involves him marrying his half-sister. There's also Clarine in Binding Blade and Priscilla in Blazing Blade who have obvious brother complexes, and of course the weird twincest vibes between Eirika and Ephraim in Sacred Stones that were also hinted at even more when they were added to Heroes.

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 11:12:37 AM
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Please do not imply anything bad about a best girl like Clarine.

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pikachupwnage
12/30/22 11:13:02 AM
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dotsdfe posted...
It would have been top tier FE if not for the writing. Conquest in particular has some fantastic gameplay.

But yeah, the writing is genuinely embarrassing.



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Blue_Inigo
12/30/22 11:16:53 AM
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Calwings posted...
The other problems are definitely Fates-specific and are pretty bad indictments of the game, but let's not pretend that incest wasn't built into the franchise long before Fates. Genealogy and Awakening both let you pair up cousins using the second-gen characters, plus *Genealogy spoilers* part of the main villain's plan in the first half of Genealogy involves him marrying his half-sister. There's also Clarine in Binding Blade and Priscilla in Blazing Blade who have obvious brother complexes, and of course the weird twincest vibes between Eirika and Ephraim in Sacred Stones that were also hinted at even more when they were added to Heroes.
Fire Emblem loves to flirt with incest but I feel like Fates is the most blatant about it. Camilla is basically trying to have sex with you from day 0 and keeps calling herself your big sister. Your "real" family is also down to impregnate you/let you impregnate them. They got a little too weird with it

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blackrider76
12/30/22 11:36:37 AM
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Lets not pretend most of FEs playerbase wouldnt be against incest even if Camilla turned out to be blood-related.

But for me, give me Elise.

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 11:37:19 AM
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Camila > Sakura > Hinoka > Elise

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Scarecrow17
12/30/22 11:45:14 AM
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Conquest has amazing gameplay. I will say that Fates as a whole has a 10/10 soundtrack.

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Blue_Inigo
12/30/22 11:51:53 AM
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Scarecrow17 posted...
Conquest has amazing gameplay. I will say that Fates as a whole has a 10/10 soundtrack.
Oh yeah the final map song in Conquest rocks

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alphagamble
12/30/22 11:56:53 AM
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I'll never understand how they manage to write such a poor story

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Crimsoness
12/30/22 11:57:52 AM
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Put some fucking shoes on Corrin!

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 11:57:57 AM
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Scarecrow17 posted...
Conquest has amazing gameplay. I will say that Fates as a whole has a 10/10 soundtrack.
Oh for sure. Fates' soundtrack is absolutely stellar. 3 Houses's soundtrack sucks in comparison

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 12:00:30 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Oh for sure. Fates' soundtrack is absolutely stellar. 3 Houses's soundtrack sucks in comparison
3H still had some great tracks, though it suffered from overuse of a few of them, especially Wrath Strike.

That said almost all the Three Hopes remixes of the tracks are absolute bangers.

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wackyteen
12/30/22 12:01:04 PM
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alphagamble posted...
I'll never understand how they manage to write such a poor story
So Conquest had potential.

They just forgot to make Bad Daddy interesting.

He's a one note character who's a strict asshole and only motivation is serving the bad evil force thing or whatever.

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Count_Ravioli
12/30/22 12:01:19 PM
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Great story, gameplay and characters... it's a great collection of games. Far better than most FEs
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wackyteen
12/30/22 12:02:42 PM
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Count_Ravioli posted...
Great story, gameplay and characters... it's a great collection of games. Far better than most FEs
I've never heard anyone say FE Fates has a great story.

Even in regards to Birthright, which usually gets the "It's the best story of the bunch"

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 12:11:21 PM
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wackyteen posted...
So Conquest had potential.

They just forgot to make Bad Daddy interesting.

He's a one note character who's a strict asshole and only motivation is serving the bad evil force thing or whatever.
Fates fundamental issue is that they had a definitive bad guy in Nohr's Garron, even if you sided with Nohr. That would have still been okay if they just went in on you being the evil empire. Like own the idea entirely that this was gonna be a Fire Emblem game where you are going to be the conquering country and build a compelling story around it.

Alternatively you could have gone gray for each faction. Neither the Nohrians or the Hoshidans were blatant good guys or bad guys and both sides had entirely reasonable justifications for war.

Instead you got Conquest's "we are absolutely on team bad guy, we know we are on team bad guy but we aren't bad guys. So we'll do bad guy things to good guys and feel bad about it but it's all so we can actually expose that the bad guy is the bad guy." They wanted to have their cake and eat it too and in doing so just blew the whole cake up.

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Count_Ravioli
12/30/22 12:15:36 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I've never heard anyone say FE Fates has a great story.

Even in regards to Birthright, which usually gets the "It's the best story of the bunch"

It's not east of eden but it's still a solid story. Especially when compared to every other game almost that's as bareboned as it gets. I'll take getting to see everyone's side in war over trying to resurrect evil dragon for the millions of times its been told
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DeadBankerDream
12/30/22 12:20:37 PM
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Weird is a synonym for bad, right?

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Crimsoness
12/30/22 12:23:00 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Most of their family wanted to bone Corrin anyway.

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Null_Gain
12/30/22 1:11:42 PM
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I remember so many people being pissed about a certain character who dies in a cut scene if you don't have their social link to A-rank by the allotted mission.

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GiftedACIII
12/30/22 1:27:21 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Oh for sure. Fates' soundtrack is absolutely stellar. 3 Houses's soundtrack sucks in comparison

I'm playing 3H right now and the music has been spectacular. I like almost every theme besides maybe the generic boss theme which is admittedly a bit bland. Fates's OST was also amazing but I don't think 3H is worse in the slightest. I even think the support and monastery music has been a bit better than Fate's. I haven't gotten to the final map themes of TH yet but I've heard good things.

Also, regarding the story, yeah Conquest is pure nonsense but watching these videos does make it enjoyable as a meme if you don't take it seriously imo .
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dotsdfe
12/30/22 4:12:27 PM
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Compsognathus posted...

Birthright is just Awakening but worse.



I'm going to heavily disagree there, and I actually think it's the opposite.

I recently rebeat Awakening in pseudo-ironman form on my channel (95% ironman, but my first death was actually Robin and I just reset after the game over, so RIP to that) in order to do a series tier list video, and...Awakening is really really flawed. Its balance is completely off-the-walls awful with a lot of things being either completely gamebreaking and trivializing the entire game, or just pointless.

The last several parts of my run were just Chrom running through the game because there was never a real incentive to do anything else. It's purely a game of stats and a few really broken items, and it suffers for it.

BR, for all of its flaws, at least feels like it was properly balanced and at least has slightly more varied maps than what Awakening offers. Pair-up is still great and there's still some really overbearing stuff (like Ryoma), but it at least feels like there's more going on than just "Stack a ton of stats on one paired-up juggernaut and walk through the game."

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Compsognathus
12/30/22 4:31:22 PM
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I think Birthright is probably better from raw a gameplay perspective. I'll agree with you there. But both games are so...simplistic with their objectives and difficulty (at least through Hard mode, I don't think either do Lunatic well enough to bother discussing them) that the gameplay difference is overshadowed by Awakening's much better story and characters.

Obviously that's really subjective, but I guess if I want to play an easier 3DS FE game, I'd go with Awakening because of its better setting, characters and story. If I want to revisit the literally nameless undeveloped work of Fates, I'll do so through Conquest.

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xlr_big-coop
12/30/22 4:44:19 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
I don't remember this but it has been a long time
I remember this being on the Japanese version, about how a girl has a drink to cure herself of her feelings or something. It's been years so i don't remember the whole story.

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 4:46:49 PM
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Null_Gain posted...
I remember so many people being pissed about a certain character who dies in a cut scene if you don't have their social link to A-rank by the allotted mission.
who was that? I dont remember

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Ivynn
12/30/22 4:47:05 PM
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Fates was a bad game.

Waifus on point tho.

Edit: I take it back, Fates had a TRASH story, but Conquest's gameplay had some pretty fun maps so as a game that makes it fine. Birthright and Revelations were wack tho

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Ivynn
12/30/22 4:47:26 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
who was that? I dont remember

Green ninja man iirc

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FatAnimeBooty
12/30/22 5:12:34 PM
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My favorite part about Fates, is that they clearly don't give a shit about male Corrin at all.
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Ozarhok
12/30/22 5:15:25 PM
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Conquest is a brilliant game. I have over a dozen playthroughs competed on Lunatic, with every playthrough having more restrictions.

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AllHeDoesIsWin
12/30/22 5:22:37 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
But it's fake incest because you're conveniently not related to any of them, so it's fine!
Well unless you marry Azura. In that case it's 100% honest to god incest.
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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 5:24:31 PM
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But she's hot, so it's understandable

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dave_is_slick
12/30/22 5:42:18 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
The storyline about "curing" a lesbian.
What?

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 6:00:11 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
What?
It's only in the Japanese version. They took it out in the US version

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