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UnfairRepresent
12/30/22 3:05:22 PM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to career to personality except for the fact for some reason the fat Italian plumber Mario hates it when people date her.

If you start dating her, he will start attempting to kill you. Jump on your head, fire fireballs at you, spray you with water, throw hats at you. Whatever he can.

If he for some reason dies, he just goes "Oh no!" falls over and comes back sooner or later.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/9/AAZiH8AAECvD.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined.

Could you date her?

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FatAnimeBooty
12/30/22 3:06:31 PM
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Cocytus
12/30/22 3:07:33 PM
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Hahaha, I like this premise.
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Revelation34
12/30/22 3:09:54 PM
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Yes because Mario is fictional.

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Tappor
12/30/22 3:10:00 PM
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So basically Princess Peach

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Dragon239
12/30/22 3:12:50 PM
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Sure. Ok. I imagine he'll get me quickly enough even assuming no weird powers, but at this point whatever - it'll be interesting for a bit.

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