Current Events > You get $1 million USD for each limb chopped off

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Touch 12/30/22 8:53:47 PM #1:	How many limbs are you losing? 0 1 2 3 4 How many limbs are you losing? - Results (66 votes) 0 75.76% (50 votes) 50 1 12.12% (8 votes) 8 2 6.06% (4 votes) 4 3 0% (0 votes) 0 4 6.06% (4 votes) 4 Arms and legs. You will be severed at the shoulder and mid thigh for each limb respectively. It will be done with a lightsaber so it will be immediately cauterized. You must be awake during the process. No numbing allowed. You can use $100k per limb after receiving the prize money to get the most advanced prosthetic to replace lost limb(s). One and done, no need for maintenance ever. How many limbs are you willing to sacrifice? --- Did anything ever really count Or was I just a two year practice round? <cite>Touch posted [p:970514486] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote> How many limbs are you losing? 0 1 2 3 4 Vote View Results How many limbs are you losing? - Results (66 votes) 0 75.76% (50 votes) 50 1 12.12% (8 votes) 8 2 6.06% (4 votes) 4 3 0% (0 votes) 0 4 6.06% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80295474', message: '0', key: 'c5c15cdc' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Arms and legs. You will be severed at the shoulder and mid thigh for each limb respectively. It will be done with a lightsaber so it will be immediately cauterized. You must be awake during the process. No numbing allowed. You can use $100k per limb after receiving the prize money to get the most advanced prosthetic to replace lost limb(s). One and done, no need for maintenance ever. How many limbs are you willing to sacrifice? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 12/30/22 8:55:09 PM #2:	Fucking none. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:970514520] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Fucking none.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 12/30/22 8:55:11 PM #3:	5 --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970514522] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>5</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dan_Haren- 12/30/22 8:55:51 PM #4:	I have good disability insurance. If I chop off my left leg and replace it with a prosthesis. I can use the money to pay off student loans, down payment on a nice house, and I don't have to work for the rest of my life with disability paying a solid income. <cite>Dan_Haren- posted [p:970514540] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>I have good disability insurance. If I chop off my left leg and replace it with a prosthesis. I can use the money to pay off student loans, down payment on a nice house, and I don't have to work for the rest of my life with disability paying a solid income.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 12/30/22 8:56:12 PM #5:	None --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:970514544] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>None</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 12/30/22 8:56:38 PM #6:	Touch posted... Arms and legs. You will be severed at the shoulder and mid thigh for each limb respectively. It will be done with a lightsaber so it will be immediately cauterized. You must be awake during the process. No numbing allowed. You can use $100k per limb after receiving the prize money to get the most advanced prosthetic to replace lost limb(s). One and done, no need for maintenance ever. How many limbs are you willing to sacrifice? I dont see anything specifying that they need to be MY limbs --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:970514549] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite><quote>Arms and legs. You will be severed at the shoulder and mid thigh for each limb respectively. It will be done with a lightsaber so it will be immediately cauterized. You must be awake during the process. No numbing allowed. You can use $100k per limb after receiving the prize money to get the most advanced prosthetic to replace lost limb(s). One and done, no need for maintenance ever.How many limbs are you willing to sacrifice?</quote>I dont see anything specifying that they need to be MY limbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 12/30/22 8:56:40 PM #7:	4 Eye tracking and virtual keyboard. I can still play point n click games and watch YouTube vids --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:970514550] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>4Eye tracking and virtual keyboard. I can still play point n click games and watch YouTube vids</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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whetstone314 12/30/22 8:59:29 PM #9:	https://makeagif.com/gif/what-about-their-legs-they-dont-need-those-kwSHXt <cite>whetstone314 posted [p:970514610] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>https://makeagif.com/gif/what-about-their-legs-they-dont-need-those-kwSHXt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/30/22 9:01:12 PM #10:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AAbtaqAAECy6.jpg --- Did anything ever really count Or was I just a two year practice round? <cite>Touch posted [p:970514636] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AAbtaqAAECy6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bo_danvers 12/30/22 9:06:51 PM #11:	1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire. <cite>bo_danvers posted [p:970514780] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/30/22 11:09:40 PM #12:	Damn 23 votes for 0 limbs. Y'all love your appendages! --- Did anything ever really count Or was I just a two year practice round? <cite>Touch posted [p:970517402] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Damn 23 votes for 0 limbs. Y'all love your appendages!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Music_Rock_Cat 12/30/22 11:10:21 PM #13:	nope --- Koala RPG: My first Indie RPG is out, Get your SegaGaGa on! https://www.mediafire.com/file/yp9lg18o2xoo7pq/Koala_RPG%2521.rar/file <cite>Music_Rock_Cat posted [p:970517412] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 12/30/22 11:14:19 PM #14:	is a butt a limb --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:970517474] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>is a butt a limb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/30/22 11:15:18 PM #15:	bo_danvers posted... 1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire. Or you can cut off your legs, pull up your boot straps and make twice as much! --- Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:970517488] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>bo_danvers posted... </cite><quote>1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire.</quote>Or you can cut off your legs, pull up your boot straps and make twice as much! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/30/22 11:16:57 PM #16:	bo_danvers posted... 1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire. But when you retire you'll be old and not fun --- Did anything ever really count Or was I just a two year practice round? <cite>Touch posted [p:970517520] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>bo_danvers posted... </cite><quote>1 million isn't a lot in the grand scheme. Keep your limbs, get a decent job and you'll have that when you retire.</quote>But when you retire you'll be old and not fun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameGodOfAll 12/30/22 11:25:06 PM #18:	Zero. Million's not even that much these days. Can't even buy a fucking house, let alone a wheelchair ramp. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:970517644] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Zero. Million's not even that much these days. Can't even buy a fucking house, let alone a wheelchair ramp. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/30/22 11:26:46 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] This guy's got the spirit! --- Did anything ever really count Or was I just a two year practice round? <cite>Touch posted [p:970517674] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> This guy's got the spirit!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 12/30/22 11:28:01 PM #20:	All 4 baby, if the OP is suggesting we have good enough tech to have great replacement limbs. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 34; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:970517696] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>All 4 baby, if the OP is suggesting we have good enough tech to have great replacement limbs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/30/22 11:28:09 PM #21:	i'll take two, maybe four --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:970517698] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>i'll take two, maybe four</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 12/30/22 11:31:02 PM #22:	One leg. Wiener too if those count. --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:970517745] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>One leg. Wiener too if those count.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 12/30/22 11:33:23 PM #23:	0 unless the prosthetic limbs can perfectly replicate the original, including sense of touch. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:970517784] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>0 unless the prosthetic limbs can perfectly replicate the original, including sense of touch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarmFox 12/30/22 11:35:34 PM #24:	How much does the actual lightsaber cost? --- wuewuewuewuewuewue <cite>FarmFox posted [p:970517819] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>How much does the actual lightsaber cost?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/30/22 11:39:52 PM #25:	Legs if I can get those Oscar Pistorious blades and be super fast --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:970517901] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Legs if I can get those Oscar Pistorious blades and be super fast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Illuminoius 12/30/22 11:51:38 PM #26:	i have cerebral palsy so i might as well get rid of my worthless left arm <cite>Illuminoius posted [p:970518069] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>i have cerebral palsy so i might as well get rid of my worthless left arm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/31/22 12:11:49 AM #27:	none --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:970518359] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>none</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/31/22 12:15:03 AM #28:	Touch posted... Damn 23 votes for 0 limbs. Y'all love your appendages! I love not getting sliced up by a laser sword without a way to mitigate the pain <_< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:970518414] in You get $1... [t:80295474]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite><quote>Damn 23 votes for 0 limbs. Y'all love your appendages!</quote>I love not getting sliced up by a laser sword without a way to mitigate the pain <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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