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Randy
01/04/23 10:36:20 PM
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Haven't ate apples in a minute. Ate a couple today, along with a banana. Can't sleep now because me tummy hurts and I got to poop every 10 minutes. Do antacids help?
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Dakimakura
01/04/23 10:37:48 PM
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Yeah vegetables are pretty bad for you. Best to stay away from them

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Randy
01/04/23 10:53:11 PM
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Fun times are not to be had at this current moment. Only pain
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dj1200
01/04/23 10:53:54 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Yeah vegetables are pretty bad for you. Best to stay away from them

apples.
bananas.
vegetables.

more at 10.

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VampireCoyote
01/04/23 10:55:02 PM
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all that fructose

turns into pure farts

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Randy
01/04/23 11:11:34 PM
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Pooping system is online. Farting mode engaged. Stomach rumbling at maximum power.
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Heartomaton
01/04/23 11:15:26 PM
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I recommend placing a phone call and getting in touch with the manager of the store where the apples were purchased, like in the example audio file embedded here:

https://youtu.be/sOI62VNE3xE

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Randy
01/05/23 11:53:52 AM
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No sir, I was not a fan. Would not recommend that night again. I don't know if I should finish this last apple I have though...
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BlazinBlue88
01/05/23 12:06:29 PM
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That says a lot about your diet TC.

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Randy
01/05/23 2:18:23 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
That says a lot about your diet TC.
Yeah it ain't great, can't deny that. Trying to change it a bit.
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BlazinBlue88
01/05/23 3:44:00 PM
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Randy posted...
Yeah it ain't great, can't deny that. Trying to change it a bit.
Keep at it and you're body will adjust to the new normal. On the flip side, I eat relatively healthy and Christmas was rough for me. My parents and wife's grandparents only like traditional butter soaked Southern food so I've been eating those leftovers the last two weeks. Ingesting probably 8 sticks of butter since Chirstmas has been making me shit my brains out.

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superman_2000
01/05/23 3:49:07 PM
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Apples help ya stay regular, TC. Keep consuming. Or better yet, step your fruit game up and switch to pears. They're similar to apples, but superior in every conceivable way.

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Unsuprised_Pika
01/05/23 4:02:53 PM
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Did you eat some nasty moldy ones or something?

I shuddee to think how horrifcally low fiber your diet is for this to fuck you up.

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masterpug53
01/05/23 4:14:13 PM
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Fellas, fellas, clearly TC swallowed some seeds and a new tree is growing rapidly in his belly!

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Jiek_Fafn
01/05/23 4:17:15 PM
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Lots of people have a fructose sensitivity. It's not uncommon at all

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DarthDemented
01/05/23 6:48:03 PM
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Randy
01/07/23 11:15:34 PM
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Fuck, it wasn't the apples that made me poopy. It was bananas. Just ate another banana today and within minutes my stomach was crying in pain.

I guess I'm taking bananas off the list. Another painful night, here I come...
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DarthDemented
01/08/23 12:06:45 AM
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Amended to reflect banana's

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