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England
01/06/23 9:56:28 AM
#1:


Honestly neither of us are in good shape but my dad is probably stronger than me so no.

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deathproof12
01/06/23 9:58:09 AM
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My dad has 30 lbs on me but he is like double my age and has zero fitness or athleticism, so probably
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Lukey_Bug
01/06/23 10:01:46 AM
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Mine is kind of a pile of ashes at the moment so yeah easily

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gunplagirl
01/06/23 10:02:12 AM
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I have some of his ashes in my room and there'd be nothing to celebrate in beating him now.

But I could, yes. I'd win so terribly badly I'd forget what kind of condition he's in.

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IronChef_Kirby
01/06/23 10:04:58 AM
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Maybe, if I was smart about it. Hes stronger and heavier but Ive got a lot more stamina and a little more reach.

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Ratchetrockon
01/06/23 10:05:31 AM
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He has like 70 to 80 pounds on me so no

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Questionmarktarius
01/06/23 10:23:11 AM
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Probably, but we'd both end up in a hospital anyway.
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AmericaTheBrave
01/06/23 10:30:26 AM
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Well he's old now so probably.

But ten years ago or him in his prime, absolutely not.

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W_S_C_M
01/06/23 10:35:13 AM
#11:


Yes.
My dad is older and since he doesnt exercise or weight train sarcopenia is not on his side.

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googs19
01/06/23 10:39:25 AM
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Quite likely. He isn't super unhealthy or anything, but I don't think it is exactly much of an accomplishment for someone in their mid 30s to be able to beat up a 70+ year old guy with a heart condition.
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Suolevram
01/06/23 10:40:04 AM
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Yeah. He's cremated in my living room. It would be one and done.

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LincolnDuncan
01/06/23 10:40:24 AM
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My dad is old now, I might could take him.

35 year old me vs 35 year old him? I get wrecked.

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W_S_C_M
01/06/23 10:52:42 AM
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Suolevram posted...
Yeah. He's cremated in my living room. It would be one and done.
Sorry to hear that.

Unlikely scenario:
You attack your dad's ashes, they scatter and get in your lungs, you're hospitalized, your dad wins.

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Evolician
01/06/23 10:55:09 AM
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Hes a good deal taller and heavier but hes also like 70 years old so yeah.

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Jiek_Fafn
01/06/23 12:02:33 PM
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Yeah, pretty easily. He's old and he's got a fucked up back.

I could take him in his prime too. I'm dramatically stronger than he ever was.

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KiwiTerraRizing
01/06/23 12:09:12 PM
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Lukey_Bug posted...
Mine is kind of a pile of ashes at the moment so yeah easily

Same

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BuckVanHammer
01/06/23 12:10:59 PM
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My dads a savage. One of then dudes that gets hammered everyday looking for fights and bullshit. I'm the complete opposite but no he would stomp me even in his late 50s.

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