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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:21:45 PM
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The audacity, the arrogance of them to get upset at me. I aint hurting no one, sharing a place sucks.


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viewmaster_pi
01/07/23 3:23:16 PM
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everywhere i go, people seem to catch me

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Cheater87
01/07/23 3:27:51 PM
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Do you know how doors work or locks?

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:29:39 PM
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I share a room with my brother and it infuriates him. Hes blaming me for the high water bill cause he has to wash the sheets so often.


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Crimsoness
01/07/23 3:30:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

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Dakimakura
01/07/23 3:31:50 PM
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Who says you have to stop once they catch you? Keep going and I guarantee they won't catch you again.

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thronedfire2
01/07/23 3:32:20 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
I share a room with my brother and it infuriates him. Hes blaming me for the high water bill cause he has to wash the sheets so often.

do you..share a bed too?

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Delta_Force
01/07/23 3:33:12 PM
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That's when you invite them to lend you a hand!

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:34:55 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
do you..share a bed too?
Its a queen size I believe.

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Dakimakura
01/07/23 3:37:56 PM
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Delta_Force posted...
That's when you invite them to lend you a hand!

This is how most porn I watch goes. Person catches their step sister / mother masturbating then they are asked to join in / lend a hand. The situation seems to work out pretty well. You should try that to rectify the situation TC.

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Powdered_Toast
01/07/23 3:38:08 PM
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Bus drivers are always sticking their noses where it doesn't belong.

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bsp77
01/07/23 3:38:38 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
Its a queen size I believe.
WTF? Are you 10yo?

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MabusIncarnate
01/07/23 3:40:21 PM
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Get him some noise cancelling headphones

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Alucard188
01/07/23 3:41:03 PM
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Find time where nobody is going to be home, or get comfortable in the washroom.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/07/23 3:41:22 PM
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wtf is this topic

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Blue_Inigo
01/07/23 3:42:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/2/AAeNRvAAD43O.jpg

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Dakimakura
01/07/23 3:42:09 PM
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If you going to jerk it in a public restroom don't use the urinal.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:42:10 PM
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bsp77 posted...
WTF? Are you 10yo?

ooooooh big man sleeping in his own bed. Take your flexing elsewhere please.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:43:37 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Get him some noise cancelling headphones
Thats a good investment actually. What can I do for mattress movement?

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Mibahlzitch
01/07/23 3:44:13 PM
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You can't get "caught" if you do it openly.

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Dakimakura
01/07/23 3:44:58 PM
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I see no problem with brothers sharing a bed. Times is tough gotta do what you can to survive. It is the toxic masculinity that is corrupting your mind that makes you think it is a problem. I find closeness among siblings to be very heartwarming.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:49:38 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I see no problem with brothers sharing a bed. Times is tough gotta do what you can to survive. It is the toxic masculinity that is corrupting your mind that makes you think it is a problem. I find closeness among siblings to be very heartwarming.

i have no problem sleeping with my brother, hes usually a deep sleeper but it not lately.

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Heartomaton
01/07/23 3:52:32 PM
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I'm tired of jerking off in you guys' room without getting caught. Seriously you guys should have noticed me by now.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:53:26 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'm tired of jerking off in you guys' room without getting caught. Seriously you guys should have noticed me by now.

what do you think Im jerking off too exactly? :)

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Dakimakura
01/07/23 3:54:58 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'm tired of jerking off in you guys' room without getting caught. Seriously you guys should have noticed me by now.

I have never been in another guys room before but I could see getting into this. Just getting off on their musk waiting in anticipation for them to return to catch me in the act.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 3:59:04 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I have never been in another guys room before but I could see getting into this. Just getting off on their musk waiting in anticipation for them to return to catch me in the act.

we need to be friends.

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MabusIncarnate
01/07/23 4:03:58 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
Thats a good investment actually. What can I do for mattress movement?
Maybe a gel mattress topper. On the commercials they had wine glasses on one end and a dude jumping up and down on the other and the wine glasses never woke up. I bet unless you are a furious masturbator, it might be a good option.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/07/23 4:04:47 PM
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reading the title generated one of the biggest lols of the day.
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BurmesePenguin
01/07/23 4:05:54 PM
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TC you should stop doing it in the dressing room at H&M. The cloth divider isn't soundproof.
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Prestoff
01/07/23 4:06:30 PM
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https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 4:08:03 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Maybe a gel mattress topper. On the commercials they had wine glasses on one end and a dude jumping up and down on the other and the wine glasses never woke up. I bet unless you are a furious masturbator, it might be a good option.

i do fall into the category of being a furious jerker. I dont make much noise just a lot of movement.

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bsp77
01/07/23 4:08:05 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
ooooooh big man sleeping in his own bed. Take your flexing elsewhere please.
Actually I don't. I sleep with my fiance.

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FF_Redux
01/07/23 4:08:30 PM
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so this is a topic

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SSJGrimReaper
01/07/23 4:10:05 PM
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His brother walking in the room like
https://gfycat.com/exaltedbrownbullmastiff

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ZangsBeard
01/07/23 4:10:46 PM
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Any time I get caught she joins in.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 4:15:37 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
His brother walking in the room like
https://gfycat.com/exaltedbrownbullmastiff

nah its more anger. This morning he said dammit again?! You need help! He had a red face.

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ZangsBeard
01/07/23 4:16:20 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
nah its more anger. This morning he said dammit again?! You need help! He had a red face.

Damn. If youre painting his face red you need to see a doctor.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 4:20:52 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Damn. If youre painting his face red you need to see a doctor.

i dont think its a problem honestly, they just blowing it out of proportion.

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ZangsBeard
01/07/23 4:27:28 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
i dont think its a problem honestly, they just blowing it out of proportion.

My favorite times is when its blown... out or proportion.

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FL81
01/07/23 4:28:00 PM
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tfw catch nii-chan jerking it in the shared bed

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 4:37:18 PM
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I didnt think it would be a problem since its our bed.

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FatAnimeBooty
01/07/23 4:46:36 PM
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The only good gimmick on CE
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VampireCoyote
01/07/23 4:49:51 PM
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10/10 topic

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Oubliettes
01/07/23 4:50:25 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOhhoWmoPc

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 4:58:00 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yes this has been established already.

sheets and or comforter. Depends if Im over or under the covers.

no need to get personal here.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/07/23 4:59:36 PM
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when sharing a bed it's necessary to fart under the covers to establish dominance

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