Current Events > Scenario: Andrew Tate, The Cart Narc, Donald Trump and a pitbull are fighting.

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UnfairRepresent
01/07/23 8:27:10 PM
#1:


Who do you help?





You're unsure how it started, some kind of dispute about a shopping cart, women and McDonalds.

But the pitbull has chomped onto to Tate's ass and is digging deep with its teeth while growing. Trump is kicking the dog while The Cart Narc has him in a rear naked choke and Tate is smacking Narc with some kidney shots from behind while he's on Trump's back.

Then they all kind trip over each other and are all tumbling around in a completely uncontrolled brawl. Clawing and biting and slapping at each other. It's quite nasty as they're all fighting dirty. Except the dog I guess who is just fighting like a dog.

https://i.imgur.com/NCk6gaX.png

At the moment no one is seriously hurt but it's clear that's about to change fast unless you get involved and help someone out.

No one else is nearby except a little girl who isn't even looking. You're the only one who can intervene.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Ricemills
01/07/23 8:28:11 PM
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"let them fight"

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PowerOats
01/07/23 8:30:58 PM
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Can the Cart Narc fusion dance with the carts?
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The_Korey
01/07/23 8:31:56 PM
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Highly implausible scenario. The narc is a runner, not a fighter. I'd help him escape while joining in on his off-brand kricketune noises.

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The_X_Dawg
01/07/23 8:32:19 PM
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The only hero and truly good person on that list, the Cart Narc.
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Anteaterking
01/07/23 8:34:03 PM
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Cart Narc is annoying but he's less dangerous than the pit bull and less harmful than Tate and Trump.

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UnfairRepresent
01/07/23 8:39:33 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Highly implausible scenario.
https://i.imgur.com/pP0qt5R.mp4

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the_pika
01/07/23 9:56:54 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Cart Narc is annoying but he's less dangerous than the pit bull and less harmful than Tate and Trump.

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ElleRagu
01/07/23 9:59:07 PM
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"don't mind me over here"

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Ratchetrockon
01/07/23 10:14:10 PM
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I help out the Narc

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YugiNoob
01/07/23 10:21:13 PM
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I pull narc out of there and run like hell because I dont want to be anywhere near a pit bull thats getting BIGGER. I mean maybe I can hope it just swallows Tate whole, but its gonna come after me eventually :<

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Srk700
01/07/23 10:25:36 PM
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Cart Narc easily.

He's not a puddle of bloody diarrhea like Tate + Trump, and I highly doubt he'd turn to attack me if I tried to help him like the pit likely would.
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the_pika
01/07/23 11:01:58 PM
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Pitbulls are dangerous, violent, blood thirsty animals that are known to harm and maul innocent men, women, children and BABIES.

and theyre still the least harmful and evil of the options in this list
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TMOG
01/07/23 11:04:34 PM
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Definitely helping the doggo. Any dog that would go after those three is a good boy.
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Dakimakura
01/07/23 11:07:15 PM
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If you help the pitbull it will just maul you after lol

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the_pika
01/07/23 11:11:21 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
If you help the pitbull it will just maul you after lol

trump would try to get you mauled unless you are a white conservative. Tate would want to traffick you if youre a woman. Cartnarc would maul your patience and reputation.

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creativerealms
01/07/23 11:12:00 PM
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The only innocent one. The Pitbull.


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Antbregante
01/08/23 12:21:54 AM
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BloodMoon7
01/08/23 12:31:18 AM
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I throw the little girl into the mix. I assume the pibble at least, will be distracted.

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ZMythos
01/08/23 12:41:06 AM
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Cart Narc solos because everyone else is a Lazybones

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A_Good_Boy
01/08/23 12:42:09 AM
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Out of that list I only like the pitbull, so I help out the pibble.

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PMarth2002
01/08/23 12:50:22 AM
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I wouldn't get involved, but the presence of Trump in a fight against a dog and a professional kickboxer means this shit's getting filmed if I have my phone on me.

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UnfairRepresent
01/08/23 6:27:35 AM
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TMOG posted...
Definitely helping the doggo. Any dog that would go after those three is a good boy.
lol

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SomeLikeItHoth
01/08/23 6:33:21 AM
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Cart Narc solos if he has his magnets.

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UnfairRepresent
01/08/23 10:18:22 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Cart Narc solos if he has his magnets.
I think he used them up on Tate's 27 cars

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UnfairRepresent
01/09/23 4:44:08 PM
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Well I thought it was funny >_>

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