Current Events > What the FUCK did you do while shitting before smart/cell phones?

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Touch
01/12/23 2:42:52 AM
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Do you even remember?

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BloodMoon7
01/12/23 2:43:32 AM
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I never bring my phone in there.

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NeonTentacles
01/12/23 2:44:02 AM
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Play pokemon on my gameboy >_>

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Dakimakura
01/12/23 2:45:09 AM
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I would never bring my phone into the feces room.

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Aristoph
01/12/23 2:45:22 AM
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Read video game manuals. Remember those?

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
01/12/23 2:49:14 AM
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I read video game manuals or book guides lol.

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The_Critic
01/12/23 2:49:53 AM
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Read magazines. Readers Digest is best to evacuate your digestive track.
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Song_of
01/12/23 3:03:52 AM
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garfield books.
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WallStreetWolf
01/12/23 3:14:55 AM
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Read game manuals

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Kim_Seong-a
01/12/23 3:16:24 AM
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Never understood the whole "reading on the toilet" thing.

...like...if you can actually read a satisfactory amount of text while pooping you should drink more prune juice or smthg idk >_>

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FreedomCaucus
01/12/23 3:18:30 AM
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https://youtu.be/bxkgyEjlP4o

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Zikten
01/12/23 3:19:06 AM
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A book
A hand held video game
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frozenstar
01/12/23 3:19:33 AM
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One time I went to the men's room to play OG gameboy and my parents forgot about me and when I came out it was dark and the church was locked up, and I had to walk home.


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keikoku
01/12/23 3:23:03 AM
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I only have my imagination

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CassandraCroft
01/12/23 3:26:09 AM
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I read my way through all these old comics I have had since childhood.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/12/23 3:28:44 AM
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I don't think I've ever in my life taken a shit long enough to have considered reading a book while I was on the toilet

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DB_Insider
01/12/23 3:33:54 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Never understood the whole "reading on the toilet" thing.

...like...if you can actually read a satisfactory amount of text while pooping you should drink more prune juice or smthg idk >_>
I shuffled my deck inside the toilet

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Mistere_Man
01/12/23 3:37:32 AM
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Poop faster to get back to interesting things sooner.

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CassandraCroft
01/12/23 3:41:43 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Never understood the whole "reading on the toilet" thing.

...like...if you can actually read a satisfactory amount of text while pooping you should drink more prune juice or smthg idk >_>

What you mean like Commander Worf?

I want to poop as fast as I can but it doesn't always work out like that so it is best to have something to do in there when you are going to take ages instead of just sitting there bored.

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Tappor
01/12/23 3:42:08 AM
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Read books

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Thompson
01/12/23 3:47:19 AM
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I used to read comic books.
Nowadays, I just do my thing in a minute or so.
Ask yourself, would you like to get it over with quickly, or play a mobile game until your malt-odored buttpuke makes your nose run?

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Philip027
01/12/23 3:49:45 AM
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Game Boy.

Pretty sure prior to that I was crapping in diapers, anyway.
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Tora_Sami
01/12/23 3:53:05 AM
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The funny pages, we had some Archie comics, magazines, etc.

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Musictime777
01/12/23 4:08:41 AM
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Old game pro. Or music books studying chords. Hell still do both lol
Old 1980 game magazine's
Or gba final fantasy tactics advanced. One time i forgot i was on the toilet played for an hour. Lmao good times

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Trumble
01/12/23 4:08:46 AM
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I remember when I was a kid, I'd often draw made-up Lemmings levels on paper while I was taking a shit.

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Tom_Joad
01/12/23 4:09:32 AM
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Read a book, newspaper, or magazine.

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action52
01/12/23 4:10:07 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/5/AAAJePAAEFPd.jpg

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Joelypoely
01/12/23 4:11:27 AM
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I'm sure when I was young I was reading entire fantasy books on the toilet.

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The-19th-Sparta
01/12/23 4:12:42 AM
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I used to actually get sleep. What a time to be alive.

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Glob
01/12/23 5:06:05 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Poop faster to get back to interesting things sooner.

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Zikten
01/12/23 5:10:22 AM
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I remember a period of my life where I kept a gba in the bathroom with mario kart advanced circuit, and I only played it when I needed to take a shit

One day my brother noticed the gba in there and asked about it and he thought it contaminated the gba by doing that. And I thought it was funny he said that

It was a basement bathroom that only I used like 99% of the time. Also only I used the gba in case you were wondering. My brother didn't actually ever play it. He was older and didn't even live in that house
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MarcyWarcy
01/12/23 5:12:47 AM
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magazines and books
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Foppe
01/12/23 5:35:09 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AAA_aCAAEFQC.jpg

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Zikten
01/12/23 5:40:46 AM
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Foppe posted...
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I never understood why duck comics were so popular in Europe but were never big in the US
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Foppe
01/12/23 5:46:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
I never understood why duck comics were so popular in Europe but were never big in the US
Probably because Europe got all good Italian stories while USA decided to only publish American stories.
Heck, Disney basically forced Don Rosa to move to Denmark if he wanted to continue making duck stories, and he is top tier.

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TetsuoS2
01/12/23 5:48:07 AM
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i shat myself

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rexcrk
01/12/23 5:58:57 AM
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I dont even remember. Probably just sat there like an idiot.


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Vegy
01/12/23 6:50:33 AM
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Played pokemon or read books

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UnfairRepresent
01/12/23 7:08:04 AM
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Read books

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FinalBraveNUT
01/12/23 7:09:34 AM
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Read

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Vicious_Dios
01/12/23 7:13:00 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/8/AANub5AAEFQS.jpg

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gmanthebest
01/12/23 7:14:46 AM
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MAD Magazine, game manuals, bottle of shampoo if you're really desperate

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agoat
01/12/23 7:15:21 AM
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Reader's digest

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Sufferedphoneix
01/12/23 7:15:57 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Never understood the whole "reading on the toilet" thing.

...like...if you can actually read a satisfactory amount of text while pooping you should drink more prune juice or smthg idk >_>

There was a book written specifically for reading while shitting.. think it was short stories random facts/trivia etc.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/12/23 7:21:22 AM
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count the tiles on the floor...
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R1masher
01/12/23 7:35:54 AM
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I ran a blumpkin service

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Poorly
01/12/23 7:39:39 AM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
i shat myself
Say hi to TetsuS3 for me

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IfGodCouldDie
01/12/23 7:42:47 AM
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Archie Comics

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