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roos1046_Reborn
01/14/23 3:52:18 PM
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Took my dong to a park today and a man approached me and said that I had a cute dong. He was petting it and being nice. Then he asked if I would be willing to sell my bugle. I obviously said no and he said he understood and walked away. Ive had some weird interactions with strangers and my dong before, but that was by far the weirdest.

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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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FL81
01/14/23 3:53:14 PM
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pity post

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roos1046_Reborn
01/14/23 10:58:04 PM
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FL81 posted...
pity post

lol

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UnholyMudcrab
01/14/23 11:00:12 PM
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How much Vietnamese currency do you tend to carry around?

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frozenstar
01/14/23 11:00:42 PM
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lol

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Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere.
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Tyranthraxus
01/14/23 11:01:41 PM
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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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VampireCoyote
01/14/23 11:01:49 PM
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normally you can only rent them

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She/her
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