Current Events > M&M's are suspending all of the spokescandies indefinitely

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Hayame_Zero
01/23/23 11:08:15 AM
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They are being replaced by Maya Rudolph.

https://twitter.com/mmschocolate/status/1617518785686274052?t=6uVkHTmzlEISdom9fv3_6g&s=19

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FatAnimeBooty
01/23/23 11:08:56 AM
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Miserable non binary candy is all we deserve
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Questionmarktarius
01/23/23 11:09:41 AM
#3:


Just cut the cast of characters back down to Billy West and JK Simmons, and maybe sometimes Santa.
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LightHawKnight
01/23/23 11:09:46 AM
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Who?

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saspa
01/23/23 11:10:24 AM
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What the hell does blue m&m do, what's his personality like is it just a carbon copy of yellow?

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K181
01/23/23 11:11:32 AM
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Man, some people really wanted to fuck a piece of chocolate.

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TomClark
01/23/23 11:12:05 AM
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Serious Fucking Business

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CADE_FOSTER
01/23/23 11:12:44 AM
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Cancel culture of the right wins again
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A_Good_Boy
01/23/23 11:13:23 AM
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Now I can fuck my m&ms without anyone judging me.

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Baha05
01/23/23 11:13:45 AM
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TomClark posted...
Serious Fucking Business
Candy fucking is a big industry

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Pogo_Marimo
01/23/23 11:14:38 AM
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I'm sure Tucker Carlson is patting himself on the back.

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FAQ-Checker
01/23/23 11:14:45 AM
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Damn. Thats one long ass ad campaign to finally retire.
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saspa
01/23/23 11:16:23 AM
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So Red is the protagonist, I assume he has a mike wazowski-esque personality.

Yellow is "the dumb sidekick" to Red, but they're also best friends not unlike bert and ernie

Green m&m is the sassy one

Brown is the Bayonetta "domineering librarian" one

Orange seems to be timid, maybe he's all nervous and afraid in his commercials.

That leaves Blue who I don't know where he fits in.

Oh and I just noticed Purple, I don't remember that one at all, don't think there even is a purple one in the package

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The_X_Dawg
01/23/23 11:18:27 AM
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I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?
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party_animal07
01/23/23 11:19:07 AM
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saspa posted...
That leaves Blue who I don't know where he fits in.
For some reason I remember an ad with Blue wearing shades and playing a sax. He talked like Sammie Davis Jr if I'm remembering right.

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Jagr_68
01/23/23 11:19:07 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?

It's gotta be.

Right???

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Murphiroth
01/23/23 11:21:11 AM
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God dammit JK Simmons needs that job! /s
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Gobstoppers12
01/23/23 11:29:36 AM
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Lol this is so weird. My only take is that this is most likely correct:

The_X_Dawg posted...
I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?


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Chicken
01/23/23 11:33:03 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?
They should do this and make a transgender m&m or something to piss off the conservatives

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ElatedVenusaur
01/23/23 11:34:35 AM
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Chicken posted...
They should do this and make a transgender m&m or something to piss off the conservatives
I wouldn't buy trans pride M&Ms but I might notice them and think, "Heh, another corporation paying lip service to trans rights while probably funding conservative politicians who're stripping our rights."

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FAQ-Checker
01/23/23 11:34:51 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?
That would be my guess. I cant imagine M&Ms flushing a 30+ year old ad campaign on a whim.
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saspa
01/23/23 11:35:18 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...

Purple is relatively new. conservatives put up a big stink cuz they thought the Purple one was supposed to be transgender or LQBT or something, but iirc i don't think that even turned out to be true.

Hah!

Yeah I could see that, like maybe the reason they look nervous there is because they're still trying to discover who they are and who they want to present to the world.

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thronedfire2
01/23/23 11:38:12 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
I have to imagine this is a joke and they are just playing into a Super Bowl ad...

...please? Please?

probably, like the whole Mr Peanut dying thing

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burns112233
01/23/23 11:39:23 AM
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Cucker Carlson couldn't stand the all female bag.
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Tyranthraxus
01/23/23 11:40:16 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
It's gotta be.

Right???
It reads like an obvious joke to me so a Superbowl ad wouldn't seem unusual

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The_shibe
01/23/23 11:40:58 AM
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this is such a sad call for attention.

No one minded red and yellow. Heck, even the other one filled with a pretzel inside.

They added a bunch of m&ms no one really cared for (except maybe for cucker carlson) and now they cancelled all "spokescandies"? Come on, this sounds manufactured as hell

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The_X_Dawg
01/23/23 11:41:59 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It reads like an obvious joke to me so a Superbowl ad wouldn't seem unusual

Like it will be Maya Rudolph dressed up as an M&M.
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specialkid8
01/23/23 11:42:19 AM
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Red and Yellow are all they need to begin with. Wasn't Green just created because of the urban legend of green m&m's being an aphrodisiac? Who the fuck even are the other ones? As long as that Christmas commercial keeps playing, no one cares about m&m marketing.

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Nemu
01/23/23 11:45:56 AM
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What? If thats not a the start of a silly campaign like the whole Mr. Peanut thing a few years ago, thats just fucking weird.
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/23 11:46:48 AM
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K181 posted...
Man, some people really wanted to fuck a piece of chocolate.


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viewmaster_pi
01/23/23 11:49:36 AM
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fyi, blue is peanut butter, he's supposed to be smooth and smarmy

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refmon
01/23/23 11:55:00 AM
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Is Maya Rudolph a nepotism baby?

Who keeps pushing this annoying person

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saspa
01/23/23 11:56:04 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
fyi, blue is peanut butter, he's supposed to be smooth and smarmy

Oh I get it now, similar to how yellow symbolizes the peanut m&ms, blue is peanut butter.

That would make Purple.... caramel?

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Questionmarktarius
01/23/23 11:57:42 AM
#39:


Whatever happened to almond M&Ms?
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SgtBash
01/23/23 11:57:56 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
I'm sure Tucker Carlson is patting himself on the back.

He's probably taking a bath using the chocolate from Willy Wonka's river

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FatAnimeBooty
01/23/23 11:59:45 AM
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I thought that Purple's character was that she was a thiccie?
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gunplagirl
01/23/23 12:03:01 PM
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Calling it now, expect even more Facebook local sale postings of "rare" M&M dispensers.

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saspa
01/23/23 12:03:13 PM
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refmon posted...
Is Maya Rudolph a nepotism baby?

Who keeps pushing this annoying person

I know right, she is pretty annoying. I see her in bit parts here and there that range from ambivalence to dislike, and maybe one time I got a chuckle but that's only because the good place is such a great show.

But otherwise I do find her quite annoying, but can't quite describe what it is

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hockeybub89
01/23/23 12:03:24 PM
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Cancel culture has won for once, I guess.

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Smashingpmkns
01/23/23 12:05:47 PM
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Weak

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bobaban
01/23/23 12:08:55 PM
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I think Blue is a slacker type where Yellow is the doofus
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Tyranthraxus
01/23/23 12:09:50 PM
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bobaban posted...
I think Blue is a slacker type where Yellow is the doofus

Blue is the celebrity that's too cool for everyone. Red is the slacker.

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Gamespoht
01/23/23 12:29:55 PM
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saspa posted...
What the hell does blue m&m do, what's his personality like is it just a carbon copy of yellow?
He's the cool guy who has sex with green

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
01/23/23 12:31:02 PM
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I loved how Conservatives began screeching about the new fat female M&M, seemingly ignoring that Yellow, a fat male M&M, has been there since the beginning.

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meestermj
01/23/23 12:33:24 PM
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The purple M&M is the brownie one is it not?

Also, fuck every conservative.

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Gamespoht
01/23/23 12:33:45 PM
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Conservatives don't care about fat guys for the most part

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