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Cocytus 02/11/23 9:48:26 AM #202: |
masterpug53 posted... It's sad how every aspect of that episode was perfectly prescient except for that exact line.Hahaha, so true. --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DaveTheUseless 02/11/23 10:00:17 AM #203: |
Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's) --- www.youtube.com/davetheuseless (Mostly Comedic) Creepypasta Channel. Follow me into a solo. It's the Limp. Kid. So whatcha gonna * do *? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 02/11/23 6:13:11 PM #204: |
Homer: I notice your house smells of feces. Jane: Yes. Homer: And not just monkey feces. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 02/11/23 6:18:19 PM #205: |
Flanders turns of FOX saying something like "Well I guess watching a moment won't hurt" Then it is Married with Children and they do some married with children joke Then god strikes the area around Flanders house with lightning. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/11/23 6:28:49 PM #206: |
WilliamPorygon posted... "Homer, we're going to my sister's! Remember, pick up Bart!" "I am woman, hear me roar! in numbers too big to ignore! And I know too much to go back to prete-end!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Incurso91 02/11/23 10:05:19 PM #207: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KaD0N2WI44 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadow20201 02/12/23 3:10:58 PM #208: |
Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! --- czzzzzzzzzz[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 'Sir we are surrounded!' 'Excellent, then we can attack in any direction.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/12/23 3:26:20 PM #209: |
"SEX CAULDRON!? I thought they closed that place down!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/14/23 3:41:26 PM #210: |
"Say, is that Dad?" "Either that or Batman's really let himself go." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/14/23 3:43:05 PM #211: |
DIE "Ahhhh!!" DIET "AAAGGGHHH!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 02/14/23 3:43:23 PM #212: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/14/23 3:44:50 PM #213: |
"Gaim? What's a gaim?" *walks into gym* "Ohhh! A gaim!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 02/14/23 3:52:45 PM #214: |
Q. What did O.J. do when he saw the cops in his rearview mirror? A: He froze and concentrated. Ooops, wrong Simpson. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/14/23 3:55:07 PM #215: |
brestugo posted... Q. What did O.J. do when he saw the cops in his rearview mirror? Back in the day either Mad or Cracked did a 'The Simpson' comic where O.J.'s face was superimposed on Bart's body, and he was skateboarding around with a bloody knife in hand. It was, uh, a simpler time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 02/14/23 3:59:29 PM #216: |
You are a disappointment to H-O-M-E-R --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/14/23 4:01:20 PM #217: |
"Linguo... dead!" "Linguo... is... dead..." --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/14/23 4:13:53 PM #218: |
"I fell 8,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks! 'Course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 02/14/23 4:29:05 PM #219: |
"Bye chief! Enjoy Bob Saget!" "It's Bob Seger!" *looks at tickets* "Aw, crap..." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/14/23 4:48:49 PM #220: |
"'Nuke the Whales'? You don't really believe that, do you?" "I dunno, gotta nuke somethin'." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 02/14/23 8:58:24 PM #221: |
No one's gay for Moleman. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/14/23 10:38:33 PM #222: |
"If I'm going to find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders! I'm a four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day, and- THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 02/14/23 10:44:30 PM #223: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/7/AAfPwcAAEL0v.png --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 02/14/23 11:28:11 PM #224: |
Cop: So it's a smoke-easy you're running, then? *Homer and Abe try to run away* Cop: So it's escaping you're think of, then? Homer: I can't tell if those are questions of statements. Cop: So it's our syntax you're criticizing, then? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/14/23 11:29:51 PM #225: |
Canadian Flanders: You want a puff of my reeferino? It's legal here! Flanders: ...They warned me the devil would be attractive. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 02/14/23 11:36:20 PM #226: |
I'm reminded of old Simpson jokes all the time, it's like 90% of my sense of humor --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/14/23 11:45:52 PM #227: |
MC_BatCommander posted... I'm reminded of old Simpson jokes all the time, it's like 90% of my sense of humor "I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/15/23 8:57:34 AM #228: |
"Good gravy!" "Oh, thank you! It's just brown and water." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 02/15/23 12:39:04 PM #229: |
"But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good!" "Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine." --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/15/23 4:53:05 PM #230: |
"Well, there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 02/15/23 4:59:25 PM #231: |
Bart:"Who would want to hurt me, Lisa?" Lisa: "Who have you been sending hate mail to all these years?" Bart:"Linda Lavin?" Lisa: "No, somebody who didn't deserve it." --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 02/15/23 5:31:34 PM #232: |
Bury me at Make-Out Creek --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/15/23 5:34:47 PM #233: |
"Tell my friends I died kissing a girl!" "No." --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/15/23 5:40:40 PM #234: |
"Okay Lisa, DMY" "What's 'DMY'?" "Don't Mess Yourself." "Eww..." "Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 02/15/23 6:35:29 PM #235: |
Im tired of watching you dog it on that football field. From now on, Im going to work you like a dog. --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 02/15/23 7:58:44 PM #236: |
Can't remember if this gem's been said. Me fail English? That's unpossible. --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/16/23 9:07:25 AM #237: |
"Aw, I'm gonna miss the whole summer!" "Don't worry, son. When you grow up, you'll miss every summer!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 02/18/23 5:21:22 AM #238: |
Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice sir. Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, "I told you so" has a brother. His name is shut the hell up! And not a joke, but some sad words from Mr. Smithers: "Let me tell you about dames, Milhouse. I know nothing about 'em. But as for love, what keeps you going is the thrill of the chase. The possibility that you might get what you want, even though the reality is you probably never will." --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 02/18/23 5:00:22 PM #239: |
Good lord. Dr. Doolittle is Chief Wiggum! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabin017 02/18/23 9:17:49 PM #240: |
I want some taquitos. --- https://imgur.com/tsNBPt2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 02/19/23 1:13:34 PM #241: |
Aw, what a shame, not a looker in the bunch. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 02/19/23 1:25:16 PM #242: |
"Why won't anyone give me an award?" "You won a Grammy." "I mean an award that's worth winning." LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mr. Simpson's opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don't consider the Grammy an award at all. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpaceBear_ 02/19/23 1:30:07 PM #243: |
"That's my life you're describing!" --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 02/19/23 3:58:52 PM #244: |
p-r-a-y f-o-r m-o-j-o --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/19/23 4:34:15 PM #245: |
"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R." (Homer Homer?) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 02/19/23 7:27:55 PM #246: |
*Abe watching Super Bowl* Now Johnny Unitas, theres a haircut you could set your watch to! --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 02/19/23 7:29:51 PM #247: |
lisa needs braces --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 02/19/23 7:33:28 PM #248: |
"No TV and No beer make Homer something something." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do." --- Release the Batgirl movie! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 02/20/23 5:08:26 AM #249: |
Robot2600 posted... lisa needs bracesDental plan! --- This signature is for people who can't read good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/20/23 9:04:52 AM #250: |
Theeeeeeme... From A Summer Plaaaacce... From A Summer Place... The theme... From A Summmmmer Place... It's the theme... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperVegitoFAN 02/20/23 9:29:42 AM #251: |
I have no idea why, but this shot always gets me giggling. I guess we all have that one thing you just cant help yourself laughing at. https://youtu.be/WVFWGV6EFXw?t=20 --- GoodBye My Friend https://ibb.co/QNDH9d0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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