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Adyingod
01/27/23 8:51:08 PM
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What on earth? https://news.sky.com/story/woman-29-arrested-after-allegedly-posing-as-a-high-school-pupil-and-spending-four-days-in-classes-12796302

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thronedfire2
01/27/23 8:52:00 PM
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maybe she had never been kissed

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K181
01/27/23 8:53:18 PM
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She clearly thought that she was a movie from 1998.

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coolguyjimmy
01/27/23 8:53:57 PM
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Well, in a Manga I am reading it's because they're witches from 1000 years ago, that want to learn about Earth's knowledge -- as the world they live in is medieval -- and the best way to do that is through school -- so they pretend to be school-aged children in the Dream world they can enter that the MC creates when he dreams.
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VampireCoyote
01/27/23 8:54:28 PM
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for fun and entertainment

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cjsdowg
01/27/23 8:56:57 PM
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I don't know why a women would do that. Most times when guys do that, it is because they want to still play sports lol.

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Ratchetrockon
01/27/23 8:59:14 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
Well, in a Manga I am reading it's because they're witches from 1000 years ago, that want to learn about Earth's knowledge -- as the world they live in is medieval -- and the best way to do that is through school -- so they pretend to be school-aged children in the Dream world they can enter that the MC creates when he dreams.

hmm makes sense

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NeonTentacles
01/27/23 9:00:11 PM
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Either some 21 Jump Street shenanigans or she's looking for some dick

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sonichu
01/27/23 9:01:47 PM
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Do we have a pic of her because I'm 32 and since my mid 20s most of the people I graduated with...guys and girls have aged like complete horse shit and look older than their actual ages.
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thronedfire2
01/27/23 9:05:00 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
Well, in a Manga I am reading it's because they're witches from 1000 years ago, that want to learn about Earth's knowledge -- as the world they live in is medieval -- and the best way to do that is through school -- so they pretend to be school-aged children in the Dream world they can enter that the MC creates when he dreams.

this must be set before the internet was invented

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Adyingod
01/27/23 9:06:24 PM
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sonichu posted...
Do we have a pic of her because I'm 32 and since my mid 20s most of the people I graduated with...guys and girls have aged like complete horse shit and look older than their actual ages.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/1/AAcSvfAAEIWx.jpg

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FAQ-Checker
01/27/23 9:08:34 PM
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I remember when I was a kid and Karate Kid 3 came out and I was like, oh god, hes so old looking now. Why are they still doing this? As an adult I literally cant tell the difference between Ralph Macho in 2 and 3. But my kid-self saw a huge difference.

So I guess my point is this chick probably fooled the teachers, but I doubt the kids were buying it.
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Agonized_rufous
01/27/23 9:10:08 PM
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Asian no agin'

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NeonTentacles
01/27/23 9:11:44 PM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
I remember when I was a kid and Karate Kid 3 came out and I was like, oh god, hes so old looking now. Why are they still doing this? As an adult I literally cant tell the difference between Ralph Macho in 2 and 3. But my kid-self saw a huge difference.

So I guess my point is this chick probably fooled the teachers, but I doubt the kids were buying it.
When I was a kid, people in 4th grade and people in 5th grade looked so different. As an adult, idk the difference between a 5yo and a 10yo lol

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Adyingod
01/27/23 9:13:58 PM
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According to one of these articles, she tried to hang out with some girls. She's probably a scout for a trafficking ring.

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mustachedmystic
01/27/23 9:16:40 PM
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Not the first time this has happened. A person with mental issues decides they cannot handle adulthood, so they go back to where their life last made sense.

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The_Korey
01/28/23 4:38:57 AM
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Because it's one thing to recieve komplements on how young you look, but the feeling is on a whole nother level when you sucessfully pull off this kinda shit.

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bigtiggie23
01/28/23 5:24:37 AM
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Adyingod posted...
According to one of these articles, she tried to hang out with some girls. She's probably a scout for a trafficking ring.

Thank you, Det. Fin Tutuola.

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Aressar
01/28/23 5:31:00 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/0/AACq3xAAEIZ4.jpg

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WaterLink
01/28/23 5:35:19 AM
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https://youtu.be/iDQxV8yzrUA

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Crazyman93
01/28/23 5:41:59 AM
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I recall a Law and Order SVU ep that was "allegedly" based on a true story of a girl who got kicked out of foster care when she turned 18, and being that nothing about foster care or high school prepares anyone for being dumped in the real world, decided to spend years pretending to still be a teenager. In foster care. She'd "grow up" and leave to start over so no one noticed she seemed to have stopped puberty some time ago. And also to keep living in foster care.

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WesternMedia
01/29/23 10:11:36 PM
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Aressar posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/0/AACq3xAAEIZ4.jpg
lol

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Master_Bass
01/29/23 10:17:42 PM
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What a weirdo. You couldn't pay me enough to sit through high school again.

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hockeybub89
01/29/23 10:25:25 PM
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https://www.nj.com/news/2023/01/29-year-old-woman-who-tried-to-enroll-in-nj-high-school-is-a-rutgers-grad.html

Apparently a Rutgers PoliSci grad who lives in an upscale apartment.

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deathproof12
01/29/23 10:44:13 PM
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She wanted to experience feeling young again before she became a 30 year old hag.
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epik_fail1
01/29/23 10:45:04 PM
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Aressar posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/0/AACq3xAAEIZ4.jpg

Lmao. Someone needs to find her pic and edit the meme with her face

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deanshow
01/29/23 10:52:08 PM
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Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier

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pick4six
01/29/23 11:02:26 PM
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She looks closer to 39 than she does 19... wtf was she thinking

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Irony
01/29/23 11:08:47 PM
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I remember story where a woman took her daughter's place at school and got found out immediately

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party_animal07
01/29/23 11:16:03 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
What a weirdo. You couldn't pay me enough to sit through high school again.
Seriously. I had good social experiences but everythibg else was shit.

On top if that, teenagers are fucking annoying. I'd rather be stuck with elementary kids because at least they'd be interesting.

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St0rmFury
01/29/23 11:20:55 PM
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I watched an anime where the protagonist pretends to be her high school niece who ran away from home and attended classes as her niece so that she won't be considered absent and get expelled for truancy.

One of of teachers who was her former classmate recognised her and blackmailed her for sex.

After many episodes of fucking she fell in love with him.

Wait, I think it was hentai.

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CanadianMafK
01/29/23 11:57:53 PM
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Thats how she identifies I thought that was encouraged
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gunplagirl
02/01/23 12:24:41 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
I watched an anime where the protagonist pretends to be her high school niece who ran away from home and attended classes as her niece so that she won't be considered absent and get expelled for truancy.

One of of teachers who was her former classmate recognised her and blackmailed her for sex.

After many episodes of fucking she fell in love with him.

Wait, I think it was hentai.
Yes it was a hentai

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