Current Events > Hypothetical: A man tries to mug you, then gets attacked by a dog.

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UnfairRepresent 01/30/23 11:42:11 AM #1:	Do you intervene and save him? Yes No Do you intervene and save him? - Results (33 votes) Yes 6.06% (2 votes) 2 No 93.94% (31 votes) 31 You're walking along one day when suddenly a man jumps out from behind a trashcan and points an Uzi 9mm at you. He says "Give me all your money! Your phone! and your shoes! NOW!" Then before you could spell your name a dog runs in from out of no where and lunges at him. Sending the Uzi sailing out of his hand, across the ground and under a dumpster to be claimed only by the rats. The mugger falls awkwardly to the ground on his shoulder and breaks something, rendering his right arm as useless as a wet noodle. The dog starts biting the shit out of the grounded mugger who is about to throw it off with his left hand when the dog aggressively bites his balls, making him scream, as he screams the dog takes the oppotunity to bite the muggers face and causes him to bleed. The blood pours into his eyes and he can't see. The would be mugger is writhing around on the ground, screaming in agony and ineffectually blindly flailing at the dog with one arm as it bites, rips and tears all over his body. There doesn't seem to be anything he can do to stop it. It's a mauling. He pisses himself and starts squealing "Help!!! ARRRRRRGH! Help me! Please! Help! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP! AhhhhhHHHHHHH!" The tables have turned quickly. It doesn't look like the dog is gonna stop. There's no one else around. It's just you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AAZiH8AABr9o.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971206341] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote> Do you intervene and save him? Yes No Vote View Results Do you intervene and save him? - Results (33 votes) Yes 6.06% (2 votes) 2 No 93.94% (31 votes) 31 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80329910', message: '0', key: 'a3d12c55' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } You're walking along one day when suddenly a man jumps out from behind a trashcan and points an Uzi 9mm at you. He says "Give me all your money! Your phone! and your shoes! NOW!" Then before you could spell your name a dog runs in from out of no where and lunges at him. Sending the Uzi sailing out of his hand, across the ground and under a dumpster to be claimed only by the rats. The mugger falls awkwardly to the ground on his shoulder and breaks something, rendering his right arm as useless as a wet noodle. The dog starts biting the shit out of the grounded mugger who is about to throw it off with his left hand when the dog aggressively bites his balls, making him scream, as he screams the dog takes the oppotunity to bite the muggers face and causes him to bleed. The blood pours into his eyes and he can't see. The would be mugger is writhing around on the ground, screaming in agony and ineffectually blindly flailing at the dog with one arm as it bites, rips and tears all over his body. There doesn't seem to be anything he can do to stop it. It's a mauling. He pisses himself and starts squealing "Help!!! ARRRRRRGH! Help me! Please! Help! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP! AhhhhhHHHHHHH!" The tables have turned quickly. It doesn't look like the dog is gonna stop. There's no one else around. It's just you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AAZiH8AABr9o.jpg How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 01/30/23 11:43:08 AM #2:	Go buy the dog some treats --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:971206361] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Go buy the dog some treats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 01/30/23 11:43:51 AM #3:	I'd try to stop the dog...to an extent. like, if I see it about to go crazy on me, I'd step back and call the police or animal control. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:971206379] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>I'd try to stop the dog...to an extent. like, if I see it about to go crazy on me, I'd step back and call the police or animal control. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 01/30/23 11:43:57 AM #4:	Dog is your guardian angel. Let him do his work and dont piss him off. --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:971206381] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Dog is your guardian angel. Let him do his work and dont piss him off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/30/23 11:45:01 AM #5:	One does not question the deus ex machina. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:971206407] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>One does not question the deus ex machina. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/30/23 11:45:29 AM #6:	Gremlynn posted... One does not question the deus ex machina. Tell that to Mass Effect fans --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971206420] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>One does not question the deus ex machina.</quote>Tell that to Mass Effect fans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 01/30/23 11:45:40 AM #7:	I try to help him only if its a pitbull, no one deserves that sort of mauling pitbulls can give --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 <cite>David1988 posted [p:971206429] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>I try to help him only if its a pitbull, no one deserves that sort of mauling pitbulls can give</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 01/30/23 11:47:51 AM #8:	flee immediately. good chance ill be the dog's next target --- St. Louis Battlehawks (1-1) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:971206487] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>flee immediately. good chance ill be the dog's next target</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/30/23 11:48:39 AM #9:	...do I get to keep the dog? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971206499] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>...do I get to keep the dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bibimbap 01/30/23 11:49:29 AM #10:	If it's my dog, yes, since I don't want to be sued. If it's not my dog, lol no. --- https://youtu.be/EasSQGvNAzg https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk https://i.imgur.com/th57NXy.jpg https://i.imgur.com/KYqpRqk.png <cite>Bibimbap posted [p:971206521] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>If it's my dog, yes, since I don't want to be sued. If it's not my dog, lol no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 01/30/23 11:54:02 AM #11:	I'd risk my life to do the right thing and go back to bite the man myself. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:971206627] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>I'd risk my life to do the right thing and go back to bite the man myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 01/30/23 11:54:13 AM #12:	A stray dog wouldnt protect you like your own dog would. It either has rabies or is just a wild violent mutt. I would grab the Uzi and kill it. Not because I care about the criminal scumbag but to prevent an innocent person from getting mauled or contracting rabies. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:971206635] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>A stray dog wouldnt protect you like your own dog would. It either has rabies or is just a wild violent mutt. I would grab the Uzi and kill it. Not because I care about the criminal scumbag but to prevent an innocent person from getting mauled or contracting rabies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/30/23 12:03:43 PM #13:	DarkProto05 posted... A stray dog wouldnt protect you like your own dog would. It either has rabies or is just a wild violent mutt. I would grab the Uzi and kill it. Not because I care about the criminal scumbag but to prevent an innocent person from getting mauled or contracting rabies. The Uzi is stuck under a dumpster --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971206861] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>DarkProto05 posted... </cite><quote>A stray dog wouldnt protect you like your own dog would. It either has rabies or is just a wild violent mutt. I would grab the Uzi and kill it. Not because I care about the criminal scumbag but to prevent an innocent person from getting mauled or contracting rabies.</quote>The Uzi is stuck under a dumpster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WistfulTurtle 01/30/23 12:05:27 PM #14:	Dog/Man tag team <cite>WistfulTurtle posted [p:971206896] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Dog/Man tag team</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElleRagu 01/30/23 12:06:12 PM #15:	i would just run away and i doubt most people wouldn't like chances are i'm extremely scared and not thinking "oh i have to be a good person and save this guy" or anything other than trying to get to safety --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:971206914] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>i would just run away and i doubt most people wouldn't like chances are i'm extremely scared and not thinking "oh i have to be a good person and save this guy" or anything other than trying to get to safety</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starline 01/30/23 12:06:47 PM #16:	I pick up the uzi and shoot myself accidentally. <cite>Starline posted [p:971206926] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>I pick up the uzi and shoot myself accidentally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 01/30/23 12:07:22 PM #17:	id record it and laugh <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:971206941] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>id record it and laugh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agoat 01/30/23 12:07:56 PM #18:	Rob the robber while he's distracted and run away. --- Just Imagine <cite>agoat posted [p:971206952] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Rob the robber while he's distracted and run away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 01/30/23 12:12:21 PM #19:	I'm gonna take his phone his money and his shoes and help the dog probably use his money to buy the dog a snacko --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:971207039] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna take his phone his money and his shoes and help the dog probably use his money to buy the dog a snacko</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/30/23 12:15:28 PM #20:	Starline posted... I pick up the uzi and shoot myself accidentally. You can't, it's under a dumpster --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971207106] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Starline posted... </cite><quote>I pick up the uzi and shoot myself accidentally.</quote>You can't, it's under a dumpster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 01/30/23 12:17:37 PM #21:	how about if we exchanged the cheese we always carry with us for the uzi, which the rats are now in possession of? --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:971207144] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>how about if we exchanged the cheese we always carry with us for the uzi, which the rats are now in possession of?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agonized_rufous 01/30/23 12:19:28 PM #22:	https://youtu.be/mmSDZzZUzLo --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Agonized_rufous posted [p:971207192] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/mmSDZzZUzLo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 01/30/23 12:29:51 PM #23:	Queue Persona 4 music >That looked painful >You should leave him be... --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971207423] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Queue Persona 4 music>That looked painful>You should leave him be...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/30/23 2:12:38 PM #24:	Lord_Shadow posted... I'm gonna take his phone his money and his shoes and help the dog probably use his money to buy the dog a snacko lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971209620] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>Lord_Shadow posted... </cite><quote>I'm gonna take his phone his money and his shoes and help the dog probably use his money to buy the dog a snacko</quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 01/30/23 2:14:52 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... Tell that to Mass Effect fans I mean, they were more upset about there being only 3 colors of the Deux Ex Machina really... --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:971209672] in Hypothetic... [t:80329910]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Tell that to Mass Effect fans</quote>I mean, they were more upset about there being only 3 colors of the Deux Ex Machina really...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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