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Lord_Shadow
02/03/23 12:56:15 AM
#1:


Do you wipe 1st or no before going to deal with that

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Etna
02/03/23 12:58:47 AM
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How much time do I have until theu breech the door?

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dj1200
02/03/23 1:09:06 AM
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I wouldnt flush. Id grab one of my logs as a weapon.

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kingdrake2
02/03/23 1:11:20 AM
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dj1200 posted...
I wouldnt flush. Id grab one of my logs as a weapon.


call the fire department it's out of control...

it's poop again.

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Imit8m3
02/03/23 2:31:48 AM
#5:


"You fool! You just activated my trap card!"
*Sprays intruder with Taco Bell diarrhea*


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Kloe_Rinz
02/03/23 2:34:22 AM
#6:


What if youre in the shower and your clothes are all wet
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SSJGrimReaper
02/03/23 2:35:15 AM
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and the person wants to steal your toilet

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Senta
02/03/23 2:38:19 AM
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To be fair, given my intestinal disorders..

They would leave of their own volition within seconds.

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MICHALECOLE
02/03/23 2:40:03 AM
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Youre*
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008Zulu
02/03/23 3:01:42 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
and the person wants to steal your toilet
What are they, Russian?

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bknight
02/03/23 3:39:45 AM
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If I'm pooping, I'm on my phone. The bathroom is locked so just call the cops and finish my poop.
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Glob
02/03/23 3:48:03 AM
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My bathroom is far enough away from the front door that even if they knew the layout of the apartment and were coming right for me, I would have ample time to wipe, pull my trousers up and get some sort of weapon before they got to me.
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