Current Events > Basketball player scores underwear deal after nut sack "exploded"

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brestugo 02/03/23 4:24:04 PM #1:	https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/02/brevin-galloway-shinesty-underwear-nil-deal-after-testicle-injury-clemson/ Clemson men's basketball star *Brevin Galloway* has turned a horrifying injury into a huge boon for his wallet ... scoring a big NIL deal after he severely hurt his testes last week. Men's underwear company Shinesty announced Thursday they signed the senior guard to a pact that promises to pay him some cash and give him a whole bunch of undies -- after he suffered a testicular torsion injury that he hilariously described in a social media video as his balls "exploding." Galloway explained in the deal's announcement that he believed the ailment happened *because he was wearing loose boxers*. But, now, he says he's confident his new Shinesty Ball Hammock pouch gear will keep him -- and his babymakers -- safe and sound going forward. *"Now I can focus on dropping 3's," he said, "since I know Ball Hammocks wont drop my 2's."* In the company's announcement, Shinesty officials said Galloway is recovering from his surgery nicely and will "return to the court later this month." The 25-year-old, who's averaged 10.6 points and 2.5 assists per game this season, has missed the past two games while recovering from the whole ordeal. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:971304840] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/02/brevin-galloway-shinesty-underwear-nil-deal-after-testicle-injury-clemson/Clemson men's basketball star Brevin Galloway has turned a horrifying injury into a huge boon for his wallet ... scoring a big NIL deal after he severely hurt his testes last week.Men's underwear company Shinesty announced Thursday they signed the senior guard to a pact that promises to pay him some cash and give him a whole bunch of undies -- after he suffered a testicular torsion injury that he hilariously described in a social media video as his balls "exploding."Galloway explained in the deal's announcement that he believed the ailment happened because he was wearing loose boxers. But, now, he says he's confident his new Shinesty Ball Hammock pouch gear will keep him -- and his babymakers -- safe and sound going forward."Now I can focus on dropping 3's," he said, "since I know Ball Hammocks wont drop my 2's."In the company's announcement, Shinesty officials said Galloway is recovering from his surgery nicely and will "return to the court later this month."The 25-year-old, who's averaged 10.6 points and 2.5 assists per game this season, has missed the past two games while recovering from the whole ordeal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 02/03/23 4:24:23 PM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlvX-YsgriA --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:971304844] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlvX-YsgriA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/03/23 4:25:17 PM #3:	*"Now I can focus on dropping 3's," he said, "since I know Ball Hammocks wont drop my 2's."* Billy Mays is looking down from heaven and smiling right now <cite>CRON posted [p:971304865] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote><quote>"Now I can focus on dropping 3's," he said, "since I know Ball Hammocks wont drop my 2's."</quote>Billy Mays is looking down from heaven and smiling right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 02/03/23 10:02:56 PM #4:	CRON posted... Billy Mays is looking down from heaven and smiling right now Get 4 pairs of the Ball Hammock for only $29.95! --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:971311719] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>Billy Mays is looking down from heaven and smiling right now</quote>Get 4 pairs of the Ball Hammock for only $29.95!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 02/03/23 10:06:07 PM #5:	But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented. --- I had a glass of vodka this morning because I didn't have any eggs - Sexy coworker <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:971311774] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 02/03/23 10:07:31 PM #6:	TT is painful as all hell. But I legit thought the dudes testicle like popped or some shit and was kinda freaking out. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:971311793] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>TT is painful as all hell. But I legit thought the dudes testicle like popped or some shit and was kinda freaking out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 02/03/23 10:09:42 PM #7:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented. Guy claims he was squatting weights in boxers. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:971311833] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented.</quote>Guy claims he was squatting weights in boxers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 02/03/23 10:10:08 PM #8:	Buh do do do MeUndies MeUndies --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:971311845] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>Buh do do do MeUndies MeUndies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 02/03/23 10:10:09 PM #9:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented. landmine <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:971311847] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>But wait HOW did they explode???? I need to know this in case my balls explode and I don't know how it could have been prevented.</quote>landmine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 02/03/23 10:10:14 PM #10:	Ok but why would that make your sack explode? --- I had a glass of vodka this morning because I didn't have any eggs - Sexy coworker <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:971311849] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>Ok but why would that make your sack explode?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/03/23 10:11:29 PM #11:	brestugo posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlvX-YsgriA the fuck is this shit? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/2/AAEhCpAAEJmU.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971311876] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlvX-YsgriA</quote>the fuck is this shit?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/2/AAEhCpAAEJmU.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 02/04/23 4:57:34 PM #12:	Disengaged posted... TT is painful as all hell. But I legit thought the dudes testicle like popped or some shit and was kinda freaking out. He says the "swelled up" rapidly. I guess that's what he meant by "explode". Thankfully, no pics. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:971326139] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>Disengaged posted... </cite><quote>TT is painful as all hell. But I legit thought the dudes testicle like popped or some shit and was kinda freaking out.</quote>He says the "swelled up" rapidly. I guess that's what he meant by "explode". Thankfully, no pics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 02/04/23 5:28:12 PM #13:	I wonder how viable cybernetic testicles are. --- Dancing is forbidden. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:971326678] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how viable cybernetic testicles are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 02/04/23 5:30:28 PM #14:	It's the Nutsack! --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:971326711] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>It's the Nutsack!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 02/04/23 5:30:41 PM #15:	think Ive had that happen once in my life. it was worse than giving birth --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:971326718] in Basketball... [t:80334792]...</cite> <quote>think Ive had that happen once in my life. it was worse than giving birth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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