Current Events > Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

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That's why I poop on company time.

True true honestly I had some real great times sitting in the bathroom for 40 minutes playing Suikoden 2 on my phone. I never played it unless I was on the toilet getting paid and I beat that whole game.

I'm happy making a fraction of what my boss makes (although it's not nearly as bad as 1/10th) considering that I don't have all that pressure. She has to constantly deal with the governor, go on the news, give official statements, know her legal shit inside and out, and just walk around on eggshells knowing that the press is recording every word that comes out of her mouth.

Meanwhile I sit around in a comfy office playing games on my phone and watching YouTube 6 hours a day. And when I'm not playing games or on the computer, I'm walking around outside drinking Monster and listening to music :3