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SHRlKE
02/05/23 9:18:11 AM
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Had an argument earlier about how messy the house is. We decided she was gonna tidy downstairs and me upstairs. Ive heard her tidying and washing and mopping and the like for two hours while Ive been sat in the bedroom browsing YouTube.

Literally waiting until she comes up and realises Ive done f*** all for the last two hours .
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BanthaFodder
02/05/23 9:20:12 AM
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She must know who she married at this point right?
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Adyingod
02/05/23 9:20:23 AM
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Did you agree when you would tidy upstairs?

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meralonne
02/05/23 9:20:37 AM
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Maybe i dunno put down the phone and clean up some shit?

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MabusIncarnate
02/05/23 9:22:50 AM
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Do better

Even though I know this is a SHRLKE topic

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SHRlKE
02/05/23 9:47:58 AM
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Adyingod posted...
Did you agree when you would tidy upstairs?

i usually have a plan the bathroom is a pita to clean so I usually just completely soak the walls and soap them up and everything and just use an old dirty towel to wipe everything dry and that gets rid of like 90% of the grime
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SHRlKE
02/05/23 9:48:57 AM
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Does fucking annoy me how many half used bottles of shampoo etc she has. Just makes the whole place look a mess. So I chuck the half empty ones away when shes downstairs.
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Billyionaire
02/05/23 9:50:29 AM
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I thought this was a cpt pineapple topic

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Adyingod
02/05/23 9:51:07 AM
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SHRlKE posted...
Does fucking annoy me how many half used bottles of shampoo etc she has. Just makes the whole place look a mess. So I chuck the half empty ones away when shes downstairs.
Half empty or half full? Seems a waste to throw those out

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Lonestar2000
02/05/23 9:51:27 AM
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Hey TC, what happened to your GF?

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PokemonExpert44
02/05/23 9:59:08 AM
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Your wife should be pissed, TC.

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SHRlKE
02/05/23 9:59:52 AM
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I made a topic admitting I made that shit up for lulz. Everyone knew anyway so wasnt a surprise.
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Lonestar2000
02/05/23 10:02:34 AM
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SHRlKE posted...
I made a topic admitting I made that shit up for lulz. Everyone knew anyway so wasnt a surprise.
Oh, so you are just full of shit. No one should believe any of that crap you post.

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MrWingnut
02/05/23 10:04:55 AM
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This is a lame gimmick.

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SHRlKE
02/05/23 10:05:15 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Oh, so you are just full of shit. No one should believe any of that crap you post.

Its CE. You shouldnt believe 99% of stuff posted on here.
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SHRlKE
02/05/23 10:06:00 AM
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MrWingnut posted...
This is a lame gimmick.

The thing is when I tell the truth and no one believes me it makes me mad and just want to post made up stuff cause no one believes me anyway so why bother.
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SHRlKE
02/05/23 10:09:53 AM
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I dont think it matters either way. Everyone should take everything with a pinch of salt on CE.
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bsp77
02/05/23 10:11:03 AM
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SHRlKE posted...
Its CE. You shouldnt believe 99% of stuff posted on here.
Everything about my fiance, children, exes and whatnot is completely true. Making up fake stories here is just lame.

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ArchNemo
02/05/23 10:11:35 AM
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I don't know what's more sad. The idea that he's making all this up for attention, or that it's true and this guy has a family but spends all his time making up elaborate fake stories about a gf on CE.

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SHRlKE
02/05/23 10:12:14 AM
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Its ok my wife knows about it.
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MabusIncarnate
02/05/23 10:12:23 AM
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Okay how the fuck has Lonestar blocked me but TC has made the cut?

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GeraldDarko
02/05/23 10:14:42 AM
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Bro, he doesn't care.
You're just playing into it.

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Sariana21
02/05/23 10:19:43 AM
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SHRlKE posted...
Its ok my wife knows about it.
But what does Cpt Pineapples wife think?

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Lonestar2000
02/05/23 10:20:08 AM
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ArchNemo posted...
I don't know what's more sad. The idea that he's making all this up for attention, or that it's true and this guy has a family but spends all his time making up elaborate fake stories about a gf on CE.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking pathetic.

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PokemonExpert44
02/05/23 10:29:28 AM
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TC is lame.

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