Current Events > Write a poem in the style of Beowulf about GameFAQs being bought by Fandom

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In an age of old,
When the realm of GameFAQs,
Was ruled by the wise,
A power did rise,
With a hunger for knowledge,
Fandom it was named.
And so the two lands,
Of GameFAQs and Fandom,
Were joined as one.
With strength and with might,
Fandom's armies marched forth,
To conquer and rule.
But though they were strong,
And their power did loom,
The people of GameFAQs,
Did not yield or submit,
For they held to their hearts,
The love of their land.
And so a great war,
Was fought on that field of green,
With courage and might.
But in the end,
Fandom emerged victorious,
The land was theirs.
Yet GameFAQs lives on,
In the hearts of its people,
A legacy strong.
And though Fandom now reigns,
In the realm of GameFAQs,
Its spirit lives on.

And everything changed, when the monster with a bunch of titties attacked

beowho?

That alt, I know it!
It's the writing style of betrayal, an alt of that accursed Sparda!
I WILL ANNIHILATE EVERY LAST ALT OF SPARDA!

Lo! O' CEmen and hear of glory,
The once-king Ceejus did know,
That merging with the spot of Games,
Would split in twain the soul and heart of our dear websight.
But oft does a tragedy of many a wretched CEmen,
Turnt a newest venture Red.
But the Wielder did prepare such a man,
For the glory of famed Fandom would be rendered.

Something about a lake

Screw Beowulf, I legitimately tried to read and understand that for days for my high school English class and still failed miserably, after which I just said fuck it and didn't bother reading any of the assigned books anymore

WilliamPorygon posted...

Screw Beowulf, I legitimately tried to read and understand that for days for my high school English class and still failed miserably, after which I just said fuck it and didn't bother reading any of the assigned books anymore

Were you reading a translation? Lol

I'm not seeing any kennings or much alliteration at all.