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LightHawKnight 02/06/23 11:41:44 AM #51:	Used to be when I was still driving my old car, I would force myself in at the end for zipper merging. Now with a relatively newer car as my old one died... Merge early, even if it is worse for traffic. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:971362372] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>Used to be when I was still driving my old car, I would force myself in at the end for zipper merging. Now with a relatively newer car as my old one died... Merge early, even if it is worse for traffic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 02/06/23 11:43:40 AM #52:	It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident? --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 35, 500th posts: 34; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:971362404] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 02/06/23 11:45:07 AM #53:	Only time I ever see the zipper work effectively is at school drop-off, and I think that's mostly because the traffic is stopped and it's easier to take turns. Merge lanes never work this way <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:971362418] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>Only time I ever see the zipper work effectively is at school drop-off, and I think that's mostly because the traffic is stopped and it's easier to take turns. Merge lanes never work this way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/06/23 11:45:44 AM #54:	PiOverlord posted... It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident? This goes back to an earlier post, one thats been proven in this very thread This is how it SHOULD work, but theres a lot of bad drivers out there that dont do it. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:971362430] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident?</quote>This goes back to an earlier post, one thats been proven in this very threadThis is how it SHOULD work, but theres a lot of bad drivers out there that dont do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/06/23 11:49:11 AM #55:	PiOverlord posted... It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident? I'm a big proponent of using turn signals to turn, even in turn only lanes, but don't use them to merge anymore because of assholes who will close the gap. If I see an opening I'm whipping into it. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:971362507] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident?</quote>I'm a big proponent of using turn signals to turn, even in turn only lanes, but don't use them to merge anymore because of assholes who will close the gap. If I see an opening I'm whipping into it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 02/06/23 11:58:44 AM #56:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I do, but I also might let them know they are #1 --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:971362712] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I do, but I also might let them know they are #1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 02/06/23 12:00:47 PM #57:	PiOverlord posted... It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident? There are lots of sociopaths on the road. They literally take advantage of the fact that most people have self-preservation. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:971362749] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>It's impossible, because, for some reason, any time I want to merge into a lane, the car behind me in that lane is like "WTF, THIS IS MY LANE! AIN'T NO WAY BROTHER" and then proceeds to speed up so I can't merge safely. It's like, what if I decided to merge anyways, you're really going to choose to get in an accident?</quote>There are lots of sociopaths on the road. They literally take advantage of the fact that most people have self-preservation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/06/23 12:04:54 PM #58:	The correct answer is to just detour around the mess. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971362821] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>The correct answer is to just detour around the mess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlBundy33 02/06/23 1:32:31 PM #59:	if youre already at the cones, youve done life incorrectly Zipper merging works in theory only, Ive never seen it work to where it doesnt just cause a bigger mess --- Shoe Salesman. Four Touchdowns, one game. This post may contain my opinion. My opinions may be offensive, deal with it <cite>AlBundy33 posted [p:971364670] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>if youre already at the cones, youve done life incorrectlyZipper merging works in theory only, Ive never seen it work to where it doesnt just cause a bigger mess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 02/06/23 1:34:40 PM #60:	AlBundy33 posted... if youre already at the cones, youve done life incorrectly Zipper merging works in theory only, Ive never seen it work to where it doesnt just cause a bigger mess Drive more? I have done the zipper method and not done it and there as been no mess either way. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:971364713] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>AlBundy33 posted... </cite><quote>if youre already at the cones, youve done life incorrectlyZipper merging works in theory only, Ive never seen it work to where it doesnt just cause a bigger mess</quote>Drive more? I have done the zipper method and not done it and there as been no mess either way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlBundy33 02/06/23 1:35:50 PM #61:	LightHawKnight posted... Drive more? I have done the zipper method and not done it and there as been no mess either way. I drive for a living, every day at work I see just how much weve failed as a society, seeing as how common sense evaporates the moment peoples asses touches a car seat I also take it youve never drove in pittsburgh, Chicago, Dallas, etc --- Shoe Salesman. Four Touchdowns, one game. This post may contain my opinion. My opinions may be offensive, deal with it <cite>AlBundy33 posted [p:971364741] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>LightHawKnight posted... </cite><quote>Drive more? I have done the zipper method and not done it and there as been no mess either way.</quote>I drive for a living, every day at work I see just how much weve failed as a society, seeing as how common sense evaporates the moment peoples asses touches a car seatI also take it youve never drove in pittsburgh, Chicago, Dallas, etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 02/06/23 1:42:47 PM #62:	Even if everyone zipper merges properly, traffic will still be at a near standstill all the way down the entire single lane construction zone because of rubbernecking instead of paying attention to their driving. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:971364900] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>Even if everyone zipper merges properly, traffic will still be at a near standstill all the way down the entire single lane construction zone because of rubbernecking instead of paying attention to their driving.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 02/06/23 1:43:19 PM #63:	AlBundy33 posted... I drive for a living, every day at work I see just how much weve failed as a society, seeing as how common sense evaporates the moment peoples asses touches a car seat I also take it youve never drove in pittsburgh, Chicago, Dallas, etc People talk about putting your shopping cart away, but driving is the ultimate test of someone's character --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:971364908] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>AlBundy33 posted... </cite><quote>I drive for a living, every day at work I see just how much weve failed as a society, seeing as how common sense evaporates the moment peoples asses touches a car seatI also take it youve never drove in pittsburgh, Chicago, Dallas, etc</quote>People talk about putting your shopping cart away, but driving is the ultimate test of someone's character</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 02/06/23 1:43:29 PM #64:	The only place people can zipper merge properly is at a drivethru. --- I'm a man, and I'm a man... I do what I hate and don't understand... <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:971364915] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>The only place people can zipper merge properly is at a drivethru.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 02/06/23 1:47:42 PM #65:	Going into Olympia from HWY 101 and I think HWY 8 there are signs telling you to use both lanes until you merge during congestion. People still ignore it and try to merge 2 miles away. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:971365015] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>Going into Olympia from HWY 101 and I think HWY 8 there are signs telling you to use both lanes until you merge during congestion. People still ignore it and try to merge 2 miles away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 02/06/23 1:50:16 PM #66:	To hell with it, gonna stay in the right lane and use that extra run up space to jump the gap. <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:971365067] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>To hell with it, gonna stay in the right lane and use that extra run up space to jump the gap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BTH_Phoenix 02/07/23 2:53:09 PM #67:	The correct answer is more lanes --- whoosh <cite>BTH_Phoenix posted [p:971391757] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>The correct answer is more lanes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 02/07/23 2:56:21 PM #68:	bigblu89 posted... The only time I ever curse while driving, it's because I'm yelling "LIKE A FUCKING ZIPPER!!!" I'd ask if you are actually me, but I curse way more at other times while driving too. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:971391829] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>The only time I ever curse while driving, it's because I'm yelling "LIKE A FUCKING ZIPPER!!!"</quote>I'd ask if you are actually me, but I curse way more at other times while driving too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 02/07/23 2:57:06 PM #69:	DipDipDiver posted... The graphic is correct, it's just that the average driver is too stupid to actually do it that way --- instagig <cite>Despised posted [p:971391850] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>DipDipDiver posted... </cite><quote>The graphic is correct, it's just that the average driver is too stupid to actually do it that way</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PballDepot 02/07/23 3:02:48 PM #70:	People who get over early ruin it for everyone else, don't drive selfish --- https://i.imgur.com/3nl5l.png <cite>PballDepot posted [p:971391991] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>People who get over early ruin it for everyone else, don't drive selfish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/07/23 3:07:10 PM #71:	DipDipDiver posted... The graphic is correct, it's just that the average driver is too stupid to actually do it that way /topic --- Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:971392087] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>DipDipDiver posted... </cite><quote>The graphic is correct, it's just that the average driver is too stupid to actually do it that way</quote>/topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SychopathicRyda 02/07/23 3:07:37 PM #72:	Even without construction, good luck getting on the interstate with idiots hanging out in the far right lane. --- No Lives Matter <cite>SychopathicRyda posted [p:971392098] in The idiots... [t:80337663]...</cite> <quote>Even without construction, good luck getting on the interstate with idiots hanging out in the far right lane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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