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Heartomaton
02/06/23 11:07:36 PM
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They got me for resisting a rest.

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Shotgunnova
02/06/23 11:08:15 PM
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Quite a wrap sheet you got, kid.

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Heartomaton
02/06/23 11:10:28 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Quite a wrap sheet you got, kid.

Why yes, they did wrap me in a sheet.

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Solar_Crimson
02/06/23 11:13:35 PM
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Trump's America

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Nukazie
02/06/23 11:23:38 PM
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should have taken your candy when i had the chance

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Shotgunnova
02/06/23 11:34:12 PM
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You're going to the big house, little man.

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Darkraiomb
02/06/23 11:35:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
They got me for resisting a rest.
https://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI

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YugiNoob
02/06/23 11:38:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/2/AAPV5JAAEKMI.jpg

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 12:10:07 AM
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They are classics for a reason!

Come back tomorrow and I'll hit you with the one about the peanuts walking through the park.

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Mistere_Man
02/07/23 12:17:51 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
They are classics for a reason!

Come back tomorrow and I'll hit you with the one about the peanuts walking through the park.
It is tomorrow somewhere, so tell me the joke please.

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 12:19:41 AM
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Two peanuts were walking through the park at night.

One was a salted!

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Mistere_Man
02/07/23 12:22:24 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Two peanuts were walking through the park at night.

One was a salted!

Ah thank you.


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Heartomaton
02/07/23 12:25:22 AM
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Now I gotta come up with another tired and terrible joke to give Shock tomorrow, 'cuz of your impatient ass!

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 12:36:01 AM
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Some thieves stole all the toilets from the NYPD headquarters.

The police say they're investigating, but for now they have nothing to go on.

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YugiNoob
02/07/23 12:38:56 AM
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A photon is checking into a hotel when the bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says No thanks, Im traveling light

:3

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Mistere_Man
02/07/23 8:19:47 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Now I gotta come up with another tired and terrible joke to give Shock tomorrow, 'cuz of your impatient ass!
You leave my donkey out of this!

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MarbyIsBack
02/07/23 8:32:53 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Some thieves stole all the toilets from the NYPD headquarters.

The police say they're investigating, but for now they have nothing to go on.
That joke doesn't really work because you pee/poop IN toilets, not ON them.

...or at least, I would HOPE you do.

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