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KalimariX8
02/10/23 4:49:15 PM
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Kirby has to be the strongest canonical character to exist, right?

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A_Good_Boy
02/10/23 4:50:30 PM
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Bulma could tame him.

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Letsago
02/10/23 4:53:32 PM
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Kirby needs special power ups to beat most of his final bosses. It's possible they could defeat him in base.

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Disengaged
02/10/23 4:59:30 PM
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Letsago posted...
Kirby needs special power ups to beat most of his final bosses. It's possible they could defeat him in base.

It looks like op is definitely talking about Kirby's canonical power level as depicted outside the games.

Which no. Nothing can defeat that pink bastard.

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Ratchetrockon
02/10/23 5:02:26 PM
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some xianxia characters could prob toast him


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Choco
02/10/23 5:03:03 PM
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he's bottom tier in almost every smash game

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uwnim
02/10/23 5:03:57 PM
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What about Keeby?

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Heartomaton
02/10/23 5:04:17 PM
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Little fucker is eight inches tall. Put him in a shoebox and stick it somewhere it'll be forgotten.

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Shadow-Bolt
02/10/23 5:05:49 PM
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I think any decent reality warper could poof him out of existence? Like Dr Manhattan solos maybe? I'm not confident in that answer but that's about all I can think of. God knows any kind of physical assault is pointless, up to and including artillery fire.

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creativerealms
02/10/23 5:06:02 PM
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Saitama all he has to do is punch Kirby. His whole gimmick is he can beat anyone in one punch.

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viewmaster_pi
02/10/23 5:07:35 PM
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i guess waddle dee or those fish with goggles, or falling in a pit

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Disengaged
02/10/23 5:07:55 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Saitama all he has to do is punch Kirby. His whole gimmick is he can beat anyone in one punch.

Beats anything serious in one punch.

Anything more gag than Saitama beats him because it's stupid. Comedy power law.


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Shadow-Bolt
02/10/23 5:08:02 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Saitama all he has to do is punch Kirby. His whole gimmick is he can beat anyone in one punch.


Yeah but he *does* have to land that one punch. IDK how that works if Kirby just fuckin' eats him considering Kirby's digestive system is its own pocket dimension

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thronedfire2
02/10/23 5:08:10 PM
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Ditto?

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uwnim
02/10/23 5:08:49 PM
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Shadow-Bolt posted...
Yeah but he *does* have to land that one punch. IDK how that works if Kirby just fuckin' eats him considering Kirby's digestive system is its own pocket dimension
Kirby has better punching feats anyways, tbh.

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Doe
02/10/23 5:09:15 PM
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The tournament organizers during the Sub-Space Emissary thought Mario was a fair matchup in an exhibition fight. And that was directed by Sakurai, the creator of Kirby.

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Disengaged
02/10/23 5:10:10 PM
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Doe posted...
The tournament organizers during the Sub-Space Emissary thought Mario was a fair matchup in an exhibition fight. And that was directed by Sakurai, the creator of Kirby.

Those guys were clearly shown to be morons though lol.

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creativerealms
02/10/23 5:10:16 PM
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Disengaged posted...
Beats anything serious in one punch.

Anything more gag than Saitama beats him because it's stupid. Comedy power law.
Kirby is a gray area then.

Shadow-Bolt posted...
Yeah but he *does* have to land that one punch. IDK how that works if Kirby just fuckin' eats him considering Kirby's digestive system is its own pocket dimension
True.

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Trumble
02/10/23 5:10:26 PM
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A bigger Kirby.

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voldothegr8
02/10/23 5:40:25 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Saitama all he has to do is punch Kirby. His whole gimmick is he can beat anyone in one punch.
Assuming Saitama can land a punch before Kirby devours him and gains the power of one punch.

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KStateKing17
02/10/23 5:44:24 PM
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Arale?

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coolguyjimmy
02/10/23 5:47:50 PM
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Shiki Ryougi has "Mystic eyes of perception" that allow her to kill anything, even concepts as long as they are alive. In her own words, she claimed to be able to kill God "as long as it's alive".
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Tyranthraxus
02/10/23 5:47:52 PM
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Saitama could land a full strength punch with all his might right between Kirby's eyes and it wouldn't do anything except piss him off.

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LELuMADuRUSTLED
02/10/23 5:53:38 PM
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Seriously? Kirby can get his ass kicked by other little round critters in his own games. Almost any fictional character can beat him.
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Ragnarider
02/10/23 5:56:08 PM
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Another Kirby
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Tom_Joad
02/10/23 6:02:42 PM
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A grue could solo Kirby easily... if it's dark out.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAfQqfAADPEx.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
02/10/23 6:05:40 PM
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LELuMADuRUSTLED posted...
Seriously? Kirby can get his ass kicked by other little round critters in his own games. Almost any fictional character can beat him.
That's just a gameplay mechanic. Mario doesn't suddenly die if he stands around for 5 minutes.

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evilpresident
02/10/23 6:14:47 PM
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Isn't Kirby like an avatar of an Eldritch Void monster? I think he can hold his own.

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Mibahlzitch
02/10/23 6:16:54 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
Shiki Ryougi has "Mystic eyes of perception" that allow her to kill anything, even concepts as long as they are alive. In her own words, she claimed to be able to kill God "as long as it's alive".
*Looks at Kirby*

"I can't tell if it exists or not! This Kirby is somehow in a quantum state!"

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CanardElastique
02/10/23 6:17:50 PM
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Tom_Joad posted...
A grue could solo Kirby easily... if it's dark out.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAfQqfAADPEx.jpg
That's not a grue, that's Domo-Kun..slander!


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Tyranthraxus
02/10/23 6:18:29 PM
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evilpresident posted...
Isn't Kirby like an avatar of an Eldritch Void monster? I think he can hold his own.

Kirby is abstract we don't really know what he is just that somehow he has an entire universe inside him.

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Tyranthraxus
02/10/23 6:19:00 PM
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CanardElastique posted...
That's not a grue, that's Domo-Kun..slander!
To be fair it was very dark when they were trying to draw the grue

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darkmaian23
02/10/23 6:19:12 PM
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Don't underestimate Kirby: even Chuck Norris couldn't kill him with a roundhouse kick delivered at full power.

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Tom_Joad
02/10/23 6:22:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
To be fair it was very dark when they were trying to draw the grue

Considering no one has ever survived a Grue encounter... the artists had to make some assumptions.

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BipBapBam
02/10/23 6:32:09 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Couldnt Beerus completely eradicate Kirby with a thought?
Beerus can erase gag characters so yeah he's above them, but I don't really think Kirby's ridiculous strength is considered a gag. Beerus could absolutely kill Saitama though lol

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Irony
02/10/23 6:34:07 PM
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Most DBZ characters can beat Saitama

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Smackems
02/10/23 6:38:45 PM
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I could kick his ass

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Irony
02/10/23 6:41:47 PM
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Smackems posted...
I could kick his ass
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Neo
02/10/23 6:42:31 PM
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I'd bet on SCP-682

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Shadow-Bolt
02/10/23 6:51:18 PM
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Neo posted...
I'd bet on SCP-682


SCP-682 couldsurvive Kirby. That's its only real super power. I don't know if surviving is what *anything* wants to do if they get sucked into the Kirby pocket dimension

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Smackems
02/10/23 6:52:18 PM
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Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/6/AAJHVqAAEK_c.jpg
Jesus nm I surrender

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SocialistGamer
02/10/23 6:53:16 PM
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What if Ditto transforms into Kirby?

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WilliamPorygon
02/10/23 6:54:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AABGtnAAEK_n.jpg

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Heartomaton
02/10/23 6:55:40 PM
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Shadow-Bolt posted...
SCP-682 couldsurvive Kirby. That's its only real super power. I don't know if surviving is what *anything* wants to do if they get sucked into the Kirby pocket dimension

I could defeat Kirby, because as long as he's near me, he'll think he is a toaster and will only be interested in toast.

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Lokison
02/10/23 6:58:59 PM
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Link seems to carry a pocket dimension in his ass; maybe there's something there?

Or Bugs Bunny. That's my only other idea.

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KalimariX8
02/10/23 11:25:14 PM
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Lokison posted...
Link seems to carry a pocket dimension in his ass; maybe there's something there?

Or Bugs Bunny. That's my only other idea.
Toon Force is supposed to be crazy, yeah. Like Bugs and Popeye

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GiftedACIII
02/10/23 11:37:14 PM
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Regarding Saitama, the Manga's Garou fight arc completely plays him seriously and has him showing his limit as well as him growing in power so the "gag character that can beat everything in one punch" is officially done for now.

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Tyranthraxus
02/11/23 12:05:48 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Regarding Saitama, the Manga's Garou fight arc completely plays him seriously and has him showing his limit as well as him growing in power so the "gag character that can beat everything in one punch" is officially done for now.
He was never really a gag character. He's a regular shonen hero who has the strength from the end of his series at the beginning.

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