Current Events > $1,200,000 but you pee yourself everytime you talk to a girl.

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UnfairRepresent 02/24/23 9:13:35 AM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (30 votes) Yes 23.33% (7 votes) 7 No 76.67% (23 votes) 23 Money is after tax but if you take it then every time you talk to a female human you pull out your inner Hal Emmerich and piss yourself. Doesn't matter if it's your mom, a stranger, your girlfriend, the checkout girl, a long time friend or the mechanic coming over to fix your boiler. Whoever it is, you just start spontaneously peeing when talking to them. This never goes away. Even 27 years from now you'll still be doing it. https://i.imgur.com/JBnlIVN.jpg Inverse to peeing yourelf when talking to boys if female. Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971774598] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (30 votes) Yes 23.33% (7 votes) 7 No 76.67% (23 votes) 23 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80359069', message: '0', key: '62e0d8cc' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then every time you talk to a female human you pull out your inner Hal Emmerich and piss yourself. Doesn't matter if it's your mom, a stranger, your girlfriend, the checkout girl, a long time friend or the mechanic coming over to fix your boiler. Whoever it is, you just start spontaneously peeing when talking to them. This never goes away. Even 27 years from now you'll still be doing it. https://i.imgur.com/JBnlIVN.jpg Inverse to peeing yourelf when talking to boys if female. Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 02/24/23 9:32:27 AM #2:	Fuck no. --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:971774840] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 02/24/23 9:33:53 AM #3:	Guess I'm a diaper wearing millionaire. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:971774859] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Guess I'm a diaper wearing millionaire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 02/24/23 9:49:35 AM #4:	Yo, could this kill you? Could you become dehydrated to the point of death? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:971775130] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Yo, could this kill you? Could you become dehydrated to the point of death?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatAnimeBooty 02/24/23 9:50:45 AM #5:	So nothing changes? <cite>FatAnimeBooty posted [p:971775145] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>So nothing changes?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 02/24/23 9:51:42 AM #6:	sounds like a shitty deal to me... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:971775168] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>sounds like a shitty deal to me...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/24/23 9:53:30 AM #7:	So, I'm rich and piss myself less often? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971775206] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>So, I'm rich and piss myself less often?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/24/23 9:58:19 AM #8:	Lol damn. I'm definitely passing on this one. I work with mostly women and I see my girlfriend every weekend. I'd be pissing myself constantly --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971775290] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Lol damn. I'm definitely passing on this one. I work with mostly women and I see my girlfriend every weekend. I'd be pissing myself constantly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 02/24/23 10:22:38 AM #9:	The question is how much am I peeing on myself? A few drops? Or we talking the full whiskey infused overnight golden shower? And what is the frequency? Like if I'm at a restaurant do I pee every single time the waitress comes by and talks to me? Or is this a one time deal per person per event? --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k RTX 3080 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:971775705] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>The question is how much am I peeing on myself? A few drops? Or we talking the full whiskey infused overnight golden shower?And what is the frequency? Like if I'm at a restaurant do I pee every single time the waitress comes by and talks to me? Or is this a one time deal per person per event?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 02/24/23 10:26:32 AM #10:	I used to have a dog like that, but he had no money. --- "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:971775782] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>I used to have a dog like that, but he had no money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 02/24/23 10:36:29 AM #11:	Shamino posted... The question is how much am I peeing on myself? A few drops? Or we talking the full whiskey infused overnight golden shower? And what is the frequency? Like if I'm at a restaurant do I pee every single time the waitress comes by and talks to me? Or is this a one time deal per person per event? this --- "I tried sucking the crotch area of my pants to test and yeah it's just piss." - Doom_Art <cite>David1988 posted [p:971775971] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Shamino posted... </cite><quote>The question is how much am I peeing on myself? A few drops? Or we talking the full whiskey infused overnight golden shower?And what is the frequency? Like if I'm at a restaurant do I pee every single time the waitress comes by and talks to me? Or is this a one time deal per person per event?</quote>this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Everyonedies 02/24/23 10:38:22 AM #12:	Kids too? I don't want to pee myself every time I talk to my daughter. --- 32-13 <cite>Everyonedies posted [p:971776004] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Kids too? I don't want to pee myself every time I talk to my daughter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/24/23 10:42:50 AM #13:	Everyonedies posted... Kids too? I don't want to pee myself every time I talk to my daughter. Better vote no then --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971776095] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Everyonedies posted... </cite><quote>Kids too? I don't want to pee myself every time I talk to my daughter.</quote>Better vote no then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 02/24/23 11:04:15 AM #14:	In person only? Does it extend to online interactions or voice chat in games? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:971776500] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>In person only? Does it extend to online interactions or voice chat in games? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 02/24/23 11:05:18 AM #15:	ez money also does it apply to the gender they identify as --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:971776522] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>ez moneyalso does it apply to the gender they identify as</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/26/23 6:05:26 AM #16:	Looks like CE is saying no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971813550] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>Looks like CE is saying no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/28/23 6:46:26 AM #17:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... sounds like a shitty deal to me... More like a pissy deal --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971857277] in $1,200,000... [t:80359069]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite><quote>sounds like a shitty deal to me...</quote>More like a pissy deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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