Current Events > Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she's getting a bidet after spending time in japan

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Vegy
02/27/23 12:58:00 PM
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Do you own a bidet?


https://i.redd.it/cf3nwf154pka1.jpg

Take it easy boys, lets not get gross here ok...

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__starsnostars
02/27/23 12:59:29 PM
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If I were to ever do bathroom renovations I would consider a bidet.

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Jagr_68
02/27/23 12:59:51 PM
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Based af.

Hope she becomes pres so she can sign the EO for 100% bidet coverage in every bathroom.

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NeonTentacles
02/27/23 1:00:14 PM
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I want to be her bidet and blast it there >_>

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Ivynn
02/27/23 1:00:22 PM
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Literally the perfect woman

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Jagr_68
02/27/23 1:01:00 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I want to be her bidet and blast it there >_>



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ZevLoveDOOM
02/27/23 1:01:13 PM
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you dont need to go to Japan to find bidets. lol
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voldothegr8
02/27/23 1:05:31 PM
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https://www.healthline.com/health/are-bidets-sanitary#research-findings

The big concern about bidet use boils down to bacteria and viral organisms that can be present in a bidets nozzle. A 2017 study of a university hospital in Japan found that 254 out of 292 bidet toilets were contaminated with Staphylococcus aureus, Streptococcus spp., Enterococcus spp., or other organisms.



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Eramir
02/27/23 1:06:00 PM
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Queen Bee

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Master_Kazuya
02/27/23 1:12:28 PM
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Use me instead

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VampireCoyote
02/27/23 1:13:26 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
you dont need to go to Japan to find bidets. lol

probably why she is buying one online

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MuscleRobo
02/27/23 1:14:28 PM
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I thought she was just tweeting about how homophobic and transphobic japan was while she was a guest in their country.
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LincolnDuncan
02/27/23 1:16:12 PM
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Would that I had been born a drop of water, for only a chance to be in her bidet

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Vegy
02/27/23 1:17:47 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I want to be her bidet and blast it there >_>

Master_Kazuya posted...
Use me instead

LincolnDuncan posted...
Would that I had been born a drop of water, for only a chance to be in her bidet

Told you guys to take it easy!!!!

Don't blame ya doe

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NeoBowser
02/27/23 1:18:25 PM
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i cant believe i spent 22 years of my life without a bidet

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Fable
02/27/23 1:21:13 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
i cant believe i spent 30 years of my life without a bidet



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Damn_Underscore
02/27/23 1:21:34 PM
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lol at that article hating on bidets

how is that toilet paper doing for you

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BuckVanHammer
02/27/23 1:22:45 PM
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Got one a few years ago and ya never going without one at home ever again.

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MC_BatCommander
02/27/23 1:23:04 PM
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It's a game changer, one of the best purchases ever.

The savings on toilet paper alone makes it pay for itself

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Eramir
02/27/23 1:23:56 PM
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Eramir posted...
Queen Bee
I meant Queen Bee and future Prez ...

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Vegy
02/27/23 1:24:51 PM
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What does it actually do, just jet stream water into or around your hole like dem enema things

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LeoRavus
02/27/23 1:24:59 PM
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I tried one at Narita airport a couple weeks ago.

Highly overrated. I mean the warm water feels nice, but there was still shit on the toilet paper after 2 rounds of squirting. I let it go full cycle both times.

Maybe it works for weak Japanese shit from eating lots of seafood and vegetables, but not greasy American shit.

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MC_BatCommander
02/27/23 1:26:27 PM
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Vegy posted...
What does it actually do, just jet stream water into or around your hole like dem enema things

No lol it's not supposed to actually shoot up in there. It just cleans the surface and you dry off with a bit of TP

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voldothegr8
02/27/23 1:27:14 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I tried one at Narita airport a couple weeks ago.
You used a public bidet? I'd be getting checked out by a medical doctor if I were you.

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Jagr_68
02/27/23 1:27:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Public toilets in general are a nasty risk but we all gotta go sometime.

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voldothegr8
02/27/23 1:28:46 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Public toilets in general are a nasty risk but we all gotta go sometime.
But why double down on that risk?

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LeoRavus
02/27/23 1:30:43 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
You used a public bidet? I'd be getting checked out by a medical doctor if I were you.

They keep their bathrooms really clean. And the toilet seat was heated.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/5/AABulwAAEOWl.jpg

I still stand by what I said about it not really working. Maybe it blasted some of the crap away but it was still on the paper.

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Unknown781
02/27/23 1:33:04 PM
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I really wanna do her, latinas are fucking gorgeous nowadays
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Master_Kazuya
02/27/23 1:37:14 PM
#33:


I hate the feeling of bidets

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ThisIsAKnoife
02/27/23 1:39:32 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I want to be her bidet and blast it there >_>

Cant believe it took this many posts

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CobraGT
02/27/23 1:49:08 PM
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Vegy posted...
Told you guys to take it easy!!!!

Don't blame ya doe

Here's the issue. Our culture is playing you.

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NeoBowser
02/27/23 1:51:01 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
They keep their bathrooms really clean. And the toilet seat was heated.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/5/AABulwAAEOWl.jpg

I still stand by what I said about it not really working. Maybe it blasted some of the crap away but it was still on the paper.

paper > blast away > dry with paper

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Background_Guy
02/27/23 2:15:40 PM
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I'm not a politician but personally I'd never tell the world what I'm doing to my ass, it's none of their business
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ssj3vegeta
02/27/23 3:54:23 PM
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Unknown781 posted...
I really wanna do her, latinas are fucking gorgeous nowadays

nowadays? more like all da days

NeoBowser posted...


paper > blast away > dry with paper

so dats how

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DKBananaSlamma
02/27/23 3:55:59 PM
#39:


That post was worth it >_>

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Zikten
02/27/23 3:57:37 PM
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I never was brave enough to try the bidet at my host's house when I was in Japan
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Cobra1010
02/27/23 4:19:46 PM
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I don't think uk regulations let you drag a power line into the bathroom. I believe we are only allowed ceiling light and shaver light and shaver charging socket.

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DKBananaSlamma
02/27/23 4:23:46 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
I don't think uk regulations let you drag a power line into the bathroom. I believe we are only allowed ceiling light and shaver light and shaver charging socket.
lol really? This is why America won the revolutionary war

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Damn_Underscore
02/27/23 4:36:03 PM
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In some European countries they have bidets separate from the toilets. I guess that gets around having to use electricity

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WolfFangHowell
02/27/23 4:41:07 PM
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So hear me out.

A more natural method for artificial insemination.

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Irony
02/27/23 4:41:40 PM
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At this point if you don't have a bidet you're basically an animal

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Paragon21XX
02/27/23 4:49:59 PM
#47:


Cobra1010 posted...
I don't think uk regulations let you drag a power line into the bathroom. I believe we are only allowed ceiling light and shaver light and shaver charging socket.
Too bad you all don't use the NEC. Except for certain restrictions in and near the shower/tub area, you can have power anywhere you want as long as it's protected by GFCI.

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LeoRavus
02/27/23 5:23:04 PM
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In Vietnam they had spray guns by the toilets like people have in kitchen sinks attached to a hose. They're not actually in the toilet. You had to try to aim that up your ass.

I tried once and water was everywhere. Some public toilets don't even have toilet paper. Just the spray gun. I'm like do they just get all wet and pull their pants up?

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doshindude
02/27/23 5:25:50 PM
#49:


Y'all have a bidet already it's called the shower.

Master the craft of the waffle stomp

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Oakland510_
02/27/23 5:28:38 PM
#50:


I got a bidet at home and it's gret. I will never use a bidet at a public toilet. That's pretty much common sense but then I saw a picture of poop on the bidet and the chance of me using a bidet in a public restroom went from .0005% to 0%
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