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SMAP-
03/08/23 1:47:06 PM
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Anything ketchup can do, mustard can do better than it

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meestermj
03/08/23 1:48:17 PM
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Ranch is nasty as fuck though

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TMOG
03/08/23 1:50:08 PM
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meestermj posted...
Ranch is nasty as fuck though
Mayo is worse
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Smiffwilm
03/08/23 2:56:14 PM
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Anything huh?

So ranch can taste like mayo better than mayo itself?

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Lokison
03/08/23 2:57:06 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Anything huh?

So ranch can taste like mayo better than mayo itself?
Apparently. Ranch is so nasty it can be that nasty

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Questionmarktarius
03/08/23 2:58:14 PM
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anything ranch can do, bleu does better.
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eggcorn
03/08/23 2:59:36 PM
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This is a great example of something a toddler would post if toddlers were allowed on gamefaqs.

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SMAP-
03/09/23 12:34:03 PM
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up

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WolfFangHowell
03/09/23 12:37:54 PM
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eggcorn posted...
This is a great example of something a toddler would post if toddlers were allowed on gamefaqs.

This is a great example of something an edgy teen would post if edgy teens were allowed on gamefaqs.
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AloneIBreak
03/09/23 1:10:54 PM
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Ranch and mayonnaise are god damn delicious.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/09/23 1:13:38 PM
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meestermj posted...
Ranch is nasty as fuck though
lay off the drugs
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eggcorn
03/09/23 1:42:17 PM
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WolfFangHowell posted...
This is a great example of something an edgy teen would post if edgy teens were allowed on gamefaqs.
This is a great example of something an incontinent boomer would post if boomers knew how to post on gamefaqs.

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SMAP-
03/10/23 10:12:37 PM
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ok Ive heard enough of the mayo/ranch talk lets move onto the ketchup/mustard talk

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thronedfire2
03/10/23 10:20:14 PM
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ranch is basically just fancy mayo anyway

and ketchup is gross

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Robot2600
03/10/23 11:08:54 PM
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ranch cannot make egg salad

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meralonne
03/10/23 11:11:13 PM
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Good luck making potato salad with ranch

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masterbarf
03/10/23 11:18:17 PM
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SMAP- posted...
Anything ketchup can do, mustard can do better than it
Wrong, because ketchup only has one function. And I'm not eating french fries with mustard.

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thronedfire2
03/11/23 6:14:01 AM
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masterbarf posted...
Wrong, because ketchup only has one function. And I'm not eating french fries with mustard.

ketchups only true function is becoming barbecue sauce

also have you two that mentioned it really never heard of anyone making potato salad with ranch dressing?

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meralonne
03/11/23 8:21:49 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
also have you two that mentioned it really never heard of anyone making potato salad with ranch dressing?
that sounds like the most disgusting thing imaginable

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Tyranthraxus
03/11/23 9:11:53 AM
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Miracle Whip: porque no los dos?

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thronedfire2
03/11/23 10:34:11 AM
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meralonne posted...
that sounds like the most disgusting thing imaginable

ranch is made out of mayo anyway

and most of the seasonings in it are stuff that goes in potato salad. we did ranch potato salad at one of the nursing homes I worked at and the people loved it

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/11/23 10:38:18 AM
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Ranch and mustard are trash.

Ketchup is just a cheap way to make shitty fries or a dry ass burger a bit better. Its tasty but a decent item will be better without it.

If you are a kid its like 20/10 god tier though.

Mayo is good but only in very light amounts. Its trash in practice usually because places use too damn much or use shitty mayo.


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ArsGoetia
03/11/23 10:40:37 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Ranch and mayonnaise are god damn delicious.

this tbh
mayo/ranch haters have manchild palates
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hockeybub89
03/11/23 10:42:38 AM
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Who the fuck doesn't eat ranch, mayo, ketchup, and mustard? Do they also hate onions and garlic?

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/11/23 10:48:57 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Who the fuck doesn't eat ranch, mayo, ketchup, and mustard? Do they also hate onions and garlic?

Onion and garlic are great.

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Questionmarktarius
03/11/23 12:09:54 PM
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meralonne posted...
Good luck making potato salad with ranch
damn, I want to now.
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1337toothbrush
03/11/23 12:10:48 PM
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Counterpoint: kewpie mayo

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meralonne
03/11/23 5:58:26 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
ranch is made out of mayo anyway

Ranch and mayo have a completely different consistency. You should be arrested for feeding that to senior citizens.


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the_rowan
03/11/23 6:08:15 PM
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Ranch: fine in certain situations (chicken/bacon/ranch pizza is great), OK as a veggie dip, should be illegal as a salad dressing, often bleu cheese is just a better choice when it could be used.

Mayo: good on fries and in burgers, excellent in but not the only option for deli sandwiches

Ketchup: 90% of it tastes like overly sugary shit, good ketchup is fine with fries though, best use is with meat loaf recipies/as a sort of glaze on top of meat loaf IMO, overused like crazy, easily replaced or made unnecessary

Mustard: use cases vary based on type of mustard, can be good with Italian meats, or on a burger, almost mandatory on a hot dog IMO, other types have use with things like egg rolls

All have uses, but if you're the type who says "I put ketchup/ranch on everything", you have no taste.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/11/23 6:16:19 PM
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Mayo can't do anything except suck, and neither can ranch

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