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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 10:58:06 AM
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Yes, but I'm so poor these days that I can't even afford it. Feels bad, man.

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MICHALECOLE
03/09/23 10:58:56 AM
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Have you tried telling them your computer specs? They might give you free dances if you do that
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AzNDarkSamurai
03/09/23 10:59:07 AM
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it was fun during the time I went when I was still single but I definitely wouldnt go back anymore now that I have a wife and kids

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meestermj
03/09/23 11:00:04 AM
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What's the fucking point?
Porn is free and you can't touch that either.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/09/23 11:00:12 AM
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not AT ALL. they are so uncomfortable and weird.

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Nintendo_Porn
03/09/23 11:02:18 AM
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I'm considering taking my dad to one for his 72 b day. I'm desensitized, but my dream has always been to ask a girl to shake her ass in my face so I can say some awkward shit like "Geez! Can't wait to get home and plug up that nintendo!"

I will at least tip for the troll if she's a good sport.

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Hayame_Zero
03/09/23 11:02:25 AM
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I went once. It was loud and boring, even after a lapdance.

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EndOfDiscOne
03/09/23 11:04:12 AM
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meestermj posted...
What's the fucking point?
Porn is free and you can't touch that either.
In Illinois (East St. Louis) they put your hands on their taters

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 11:04:50 AM
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meestermj posted...
What's the fucking point?
Porn is free and you can't touch that either.
You get to touch, for $300 or so.

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Kombucha
03/09/23 11:08:19 AM
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No. I went to one in my life and it was interesting but didn't leave me thinking "I want to do that again" or anything.

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 11:09:18 AM
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Kombucha posted...
No. I went to one in my life and it was interesting but didn't leave me thinking "I want to do that again" or anything.
Oh, I got to talk to a beautiful babe for a good while and get a lap dance.

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ThisIsAKnoife
03/09/23 11:15:11 AM
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No, one of my best friends is a stripper and the stories she tells me about guys trying to sexually assault her during dances leads me to believe it only appeals to some of the scummiest of degenerates.

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 11:15:44 AM
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ThisIsAKnoife posted...
No, one of my best friends is a stripper and the stories she tells me about guys trying to sexually assault her during dances leads me to believe it only appeals to some of the scummiest of degenerates.
Maybe that's why strippers like me, because I'm a nice guy.

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Nintendo_Porn
03/09/23 11:17:54 AM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
I went once. It was loud and boring, even after a lapdance.

I'm sorta sensitive to loud sounds after a couple hours. We talking obnoxious loud car going down the street here?

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MICHALECOLE
03/09/23 11:38:46 AM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
I'm considering taking my dad to one for his 72 b day. I'm desensitized, but my dream has always been to ask a girl to shake her ass in my face so I can say some awkward shit like "Geez! Can't wait to get home and plug up that nintendo!"

I will at least tip for the troll if she's a good sport.
What does that even mean, plug up that Nintendo?
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MaxEffingBemis
03/09/23 11:41:00 AM
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This topics reminds me. I have never been to a strip club before. Do you have to pay to get entry? How does this work?

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Flauros
03/09/23 11:42:29 AM
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No. Why would i want to pay out the ass for watered down drinks and oogle some skeezers when i can do that at home for free?

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Euripides
03/09/23 11:44:40 AM
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I've only been three times. Kinda cool, but kinda weird

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Michael_Booth
03/09/23 11:45:25 AM
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I've never been to a strip club, but I have been to a FKK which is altogether better.

My wife was amazed I'd never gone to a strip club, until I explained what a FKK was...
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Nintendo_Porn
03/09/23 11:46:59 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What does that even mean, plug up that Nintendo?

Don't over think the joke - that's why i'll say it that way so even non gamers get it.

Inspired by AVGN as he claimed he did something similar at his bachelor party.

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NoxObscuras
03/09/23 11:47:01 AM
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Nope. I never got the point of them. Just paying to get blue balls basically.

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famfam
03/09/23 11:53:05 AM
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it's meh to me. have been a few times (couple of times with friends, including my bachelor party with my best man, and on my own once).

I prefer massages personally, where you can get some actual contact/enjoyment
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Master_Kazuya
03/09/23 11:58:18 AM
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I went to two. One was basically a "bar with naked girls walking around up there". I liked that cause you could just chill at the bar and glance casually at a distance or you could sit closer. I didn't like the other one as much where the venue was all about the girls.

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ThisIsAKnoife
03/09/23 12:10:50 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Maybe that's why strippers like me, because I'm a nice guy.

My friend thinks equally little of nice guys in a strip club, but she says theyre typically easier to get more money from by doing less.

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 12:14:09 PM
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ThisIsAKnoife posted...
My friend thinks equally little of nice guys in a strip club, but she says theyre typically easier to get more money from by doing less.
Oh. :(

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NordicValkyria
03/09/23 12:15:24 PM
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I've never even seen a strip club from the outside.
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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 12:15:43 PM
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NordicValkyria posted...
I've never even seen a strip club from the outside.
Don't lie.

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WaterLink
03/09/23 12:19:24 PM
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Nah. But I don't really enjoy clubs of any kind. I'd much rather a chill pool hall or even the casino. Anywhere where the music isn't ridiculously loud (and I have hearing loss so if I think it's loud I don't see how other people stand it) and doesn't have dizzying light effects

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Suolevram
03/09/23 12:21:49 PM
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Nope. I've been to two or three and it's just not something I find entertaining.

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mustachedmystic
03/09/23 12:23:18 PM
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Michael_Booth posted...
I've never been to a strip club, but I have been to a FKK which is altogether better.

My wife was amazed I'd never gone to a strip club, until I explained what a FKK was...
Nudists?

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Euripides
03/09/23 12:24:55 PM
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The only time I've felt a fake boob was at a strip club. I thought they were completely "hands off" but a dancer just grabbed my hands and planted them on her boobs.

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ThisIsAKnoife
03/09/23 12:24:59 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Oh. :(

Its a job, what do you expect? If anything, you can take solace in the fact you arent making their job even more traumatizing by trying to make unwarranted advances.

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Questionmarktarius
03/09/23 12:26:26 PM
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Strip clubs tend to have decent food, due to the convoluted licensing regulations.
Sit in the back and have a burger, and stare at tits from there.
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NordicValkyria
03/09/23 12:26:26 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Don't lie.

I'm not. I don't think there are any in my area. >_>
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Blue_Target
03/09/23 12:32:55 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
This topics reminds me. I have never been to a strip club before. Do you have to pay to get entry? How does this work?
every place is different. they might charge every day or during peak/night hours. some places require a two drink minimum.

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 12:38:57 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I miss Atlantic City. I went there right before I went to Afghanistan. It was a great time.

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GeraldDarko
03/09/23 12:40:31 PM
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How did you loose all your money that you totally had?

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 12:41:38 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
How did you loose all your money that you totally had?
Joe Biden

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GeraldDarko
03/09/23 12:43:37 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Joe Biden
lol
I'm still not sure if you actually want us to believe your shit or if it's pure trolling.

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voldothegr8
03/09/23 12:43:56 PM
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What's not to like about hot women rubbing their tits and ass all over my face?

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Pepys_Monster
03/09/23 12:45:03 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
lol
I'm still not sure if you actually want us to believe your shit or if it's pure trolling.
I voted for the man and just look at the economy.

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Drumiester
03/09/23 12:45:33 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
In Illinois (East St. Louis) they put your hands on their taters

My man! Those are the ones I frequent haha. Good times.

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GeraldDarko
03/09/23 12:45:33 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
What's not to like about hot women rubbing their tits and ass all over my face?
The money you have to pay


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voldothegr8
03/09/23 12:53:22 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
The money you have to pay
We all piss away money on stupid and frivolous shit, and most of the time that doesn't come with wonderful memories of hot women rubbing their tits and ass all over my face. So I ask again, what's not to like?

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CyricZ
03/09/23 12:54:21 PM
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I've never been.

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Letron_James
03/09/23 12:58:16 PM
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I've been to ones where the strippers let you do practically whatever you want, touch booty/titties. Kiss sometimes if they're down, it's fun but at the same time it's not

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Lost_All_Senses
03/09/23 1:09:22 PM
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I've went once. And it just confirmed it's not for me. The idea of going to a place where their goal is to be manipulate isn't for me.

My cousins told them it was my birthday and they made me get on stage too.

I got a picture where I didn't know what to do so my face is just normal picture face lol. I referenced this picture before and had lost it. But I actually found it late last year. I don't know if you can post pictures here where a woman is simulating filatio tho >_>

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andel
03/09/23 1:15:33 PM
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trashy stripclubs are the stuff of nightmares but if you find a decent one it can be a lot of fun

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