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SrRd_RacinG 03/12/23 10:33:13 PM #1:	Lezz get it!! --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:972133449] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Lezz get it!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 03/12/23 10:33:32 PM #2:	Illegal street racing --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Wild Hearts hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:972133459] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Illegal street racing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 03/12/23 10:34:13 PM #3:	Pikachu kidnapping. --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:972133471] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Pikachu kidnapping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 03/12/23 10:34:58 PM #4:	Stabbing a reality TV show host --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:972133489] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Stabbing a reality TV show host</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 03/12/23 10:35:40 PM #5:	Shooting someone on set in New Mexico. --- I had a glass of vodka this morning because I didn't have any eggs - Sexy coworker <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:972133501] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Shooting someone on set in New Mexico.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 03/12/23 10:36:27 PM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Shooting someone on set in New Mexico. Drunk and disorderly --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:972133515] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>Shooting someone on set in New Mexico.</quote>Drunk and disorderly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 03/12/23 10:37:25 PM #7:	Kurt_Russel posted... Drunk and disorderly Aggravated battery --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:972133530] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Kurt_Russel posted... </cite><quote>Drunk and disorderly</quote>Aggravated battery </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/12/23 10:39:02 PM #8:	ForsakenHermit posted... Aggravated battery Defending his land from the government --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:972133562] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>ForsakenHermit posted... </cite><quote>Aggravated battery</quote>Defending his land from the government</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeCrisis 03/12/23 10:48:48 PM #9:	No --- TC IS #1! <cite>TimeCrisis posted [p:972133765] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 03/12/23 10:50:34 PM #10:	Went back in time and met your younger self, creating a paradox. --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:972133804] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Went back in time and met your younger self, creating a paradox. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gildedwings 03/12/23 10:50:45 PM #11:	TimeCrisis posted... No Explosions prolly --- Hope is the last thing to die. <cite>gildedwings posted [p:972133806] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>TimeCrisis posted... </cite><quote>No</quote>Explosions prolly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 03/12/23 10:51:18 PM #12:	gildedwings posted... Explosions prolly sabotaging airplanes --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:972133824] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>gildedwings posted... </cite><quote>Explosions prolly</quote>sabotaging airplanes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/12/23 11:03:50 PM #13:	Murdering someone. With a gun, because a knife/sword would be too obvious. --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:972134132] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Murdering someone. With a gun, because a knife/sword would be too obvious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/13/23 3:29:44 AM #14:	Trumble posted... Murdering someone. With a gun, because a knife/sword would be too obvious. Went ballistic on an English museum worker for not knowing the old English name Trumble --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:972137799] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Murdering someone. With a gun, because a knife/sword would be too obvious.</quote>Went ballistic on an English museum worker for not knowing the old English name Trumble </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/13/23 3:30:51 AM #15:	Montezuma's Revenge --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972137815] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Montezuma's Revenge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/13/23 3:32:45 AM #16:	Horrific biological-mechanical hybrid organisms with human parts. ~~Or more likely, failure to shut the fuck up.~~ --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:972137823] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Horrific biological-mechanical hybrid organisms with human parts. Or more likely, failure to shut the fuck up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/13/23 3:35:55 AM #17:	Chronic sexual violation of the produce section at the grocery store --- "I'm tired of this city, all this toil and strife. Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:972137841] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Chronic sexual violation of the produce section at the grocery store </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 03/13/23 5:11:57 AM #18:	MabusIncarnate posted... Chronic sexual violation of the produce section at the grocery store I forgot where mabus' name comes from so I'll just say yogurt culture smuggling. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:972138431] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>Chronic sexual violation of the produce section at the grocery store</quote>I forgot where mabus' name comes from so I'll just say yogurt culture smuggling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 03/13/23 5:28:29 AM #19:	eggcorn posted... I forgot where mabus' name comes from so I'll just say yogurt culture smuggling. Egging the police chiefs house. --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:972138544] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>eggcorn posted... </cite><quote>I forgot where mabus' name comes from so I'll just say yogurt culture smuggling.</quote>Egging the police chiefs house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 03/13/23 7:55:04 AM #20:	Being an evil dark god? It's not a crime, but it should be! --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:972139732] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Being an evil dark god? It's not a crime, but it should be!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 03/13/23 7:57:10 AM #21:	Recreating Mayan Sacrifice Rituals in a cavern beneath their home. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:972139756] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Recreating Mayan Sacrifice Rituals in a cavern beneath their home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/13/23 7:59:57 AM #22:	mail fraud --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972139794] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>mail fraud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 03/13/23 8:26:36 AM #23:	fursuit in public --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:972140059] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>fursuit in public</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thekiller37 03/13/23 8:27:46 AM #24:	Theft and improper use of someone else's sexbot --- Head of the Benevolent Church of the 3-13 Archer. "I'm the stripper your husband hired." ~anonymous. Nintendo Switch FC: SW-1465-7461-6420 <cite>Thekiller37 posted [p:972140075] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Theft and improper use of someone else's sexbot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 03/13/23 8:32:43 AM #25:	Thekiller37 posted... Theft and improper use of someone else's sexbot Murder --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:972140124] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Thekiller37 posted... </cite><quote>Theft and improper use of someone else's sexbot</quote>Murder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 03/13/23 8:33:58 AM #26:	Lokison posted... Murder Shoplifting a CD of a censored version of a rap album from Walmart. <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:972140136] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite><quote>Murder</quote>Shoplifting a CD of a censored version of a rap album from Walmart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/13/23 12:16:25 PM #27:	CaptainStrong posted... Shoplifting a CD of a censored version of a rap album from Walmart. Rushed the captain's cabin on a flight to Israel. Got beat up by flight attendants. Not so strong after all. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:972143714] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>CaptainStrong posted... </cite><quote>Shoplifting a CD of a censored version of a rap album from Walmart.</quote>Rushed the captain's cabin on a flight to Israel. Got beat up by flight attendants. Not so strong after all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 03/15/23 5:23:00 PM #28:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Rushed the captain's cabin on a flight to Israel. Got beat up by flight attendants. Not so strong after all. Arrested for defacing public property with lines from terrible movies <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:972194997] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite><quote>Rushed the captain's cabin on a flight to Israel. Got beat up by flight attendants. Not so strong after all.</quote>Arrested for defacing public property with lines from terrible movies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/15/23 5:26:19 PM #29:	Ruvan22 posted... Arrested for defacing public property with lines from terrible movies Pulled over with illegal Kangaroos in his van --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972195079] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite><quote>Arrested for defacing public property with lines from terrible movies</quote>Pulled over with illegal Kangaroos in his van</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 03/15/23 5:27:26 PM #30:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Pulled over with illegal Kangaroos in his van DUI road rage, killed two pedestrians. Life sentence. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:972195105] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>Pulled over with illegal Kangaroos in his van</quote>DUI road rage, killed two pedestrians. Life sentence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 03/16/23 9:28:29 AM #31:	Ilishe posted... DUI road rage, killed two pedestrians. Life sentence. Caught in an identity theft bust for buying large amounts of knock off brand merchandise <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:972207964] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted... </cite><quote>DUI road rage, killed two pedestrians. Life sentence.</quote>Caught in an identity theft bust for buying large amounts of knock off brand merchandise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 03/16/23 9:30:23 AM #32:	Ruvan22 posted... Caught in an identity theft bust for buying large amounts of knock off brand merchandise Faking his own death --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:972207991] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite><quote>Caught in an identity theft bust for buying large amounts of knock off brand merchandise</quote>Faking his own death </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 03/16/23 9:31:22 AM #33:	Burning down a church. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:972207999] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Burning down a church. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 03/16/23 10:03:59 AM #35:	cjsdowg posted... Burning down a church. Killing a dog --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:972208435] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite><quote>Burning down a church.</quote>Killing a dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 03/16/23 11:23:16 AM #36:	LeCh0nk posted... Killing a dog Killing and eating some rare and exotic animal thats illegal to kill --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:972209628] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted... </cite><quote>Killing a dog</quote>Killing and eating some rare and exotic animal thats illegal to kill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/16/23 11:56:03 AM #37:	CE_gonna_CE posted... Killing and eating some rare and exotic animal thats illegal to kill Intense feelings of loneliness leads you to a life of serial stalking --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:972210198] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>CE_gonna_CE posted... </cite><quote>Killing and eating some rare and exotic animal thats illegal to kill</quote>Intense feelings of loneliness leads you to a life of serial stalking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 03/16/23 11:56:58 AM #38:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Intense feelings of loneliness leads you to a life of serial stalking Crashing into a cop car during a street race. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:972210212] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite><quote>Intense feelings of loneliness leads you to a life of serial stalking</quote>Crashing into a cop car during a street race. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 03/16/23 11:58:14 AM #39:	Master_Bass posted... Crashing into a cop car during a street race. Playing music too loudly in public. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:972210229] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>Master_Bass posted...</cite><quote>Crashing into a cop car during a street race. </quote>Playing music too loudly in public.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 03/16/23 12:45:28 PM #40:	spanky1 posted... Playing music too loudly in public. Running around smacking everyone they see on the buttocks. --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:972211077] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>spanky1 posted...</cite><quote>Playing music too loudly in public.</quote>Running around smacking everyone they see on the buttocks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 03/16/23 12:49:02 PM #41:	bigtiggie23 posted... Running around smacking everyone they see on the buttocks. Indecent exposure in public --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:972211149] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>Running around smacking everyone they see on the buttocks.</quote>Indecent exposure in public </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 03/16/23 2:18:13 PM #42:	wackyteen posted... Indecent exposure in public Hard shreddin on a skateboard, right into a cop car --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:972212973] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite><quote>Indecent exposure in public</quote>Hard shreddin on a skateboard, right into a cop car </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 03/17/23 7:43:58 PM #43:	CE_gonna_CE posted... Hard shreddin on a skateboard, right into a cop car Being arrested for Ignoring sexual assault allegations over an area you were supervising <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:972243164] in Based on o... [t:80377393]...</cite> <quote>CE_gonna_CE posted... </cite><quote>Hard shreddin on a skateboard, right into a cop car</quote>Being arrested for Ignoring sexual assault allegations over an area you were supervising</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Based on our usernames, we assume why others will go to jail someday.